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Az Venus

@azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com
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They/them 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ • opossum ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ / trash gargoyle / grigori Pansexual • Demiromantic • Polyamorous I have the worst luck. ~Sel in human form, Az when not.~

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 24/09/2026
As a possum hybrid, I fully approve 👍
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 01/09/2026
Oh my that's the kind of weather that I walk outside and start sweating profusely immediately. No thank you. May the humidity be tolerable and your blazer be comfortably breeze-through.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 31/08/2026
I've been on the hunt for a kei truck locally for about a year. My only requirements are AWD w/ an automatic gearbox. I want a small, safe, economical pickup. As someone that's been inside a M3A1 Stuart light tank, I can confirm that's got better pedestrian sight-lines than today's pickups.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 31/08/2026
Exactly! They're vanity-breeding the pickups for aesthetics instead of functionality! I want a truck to do "Truck Stuff" - I don't want to carry around a step stool just to open the tail gate or need 360° cameras to make sure I'm not unknowingly driving over anything up to the size of a baby moose.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 31/08/2026
I'd rather have one than an American-style pickup. They are more capable, easier to use, and sized for vertically-challenged possums like myself. I saw a pickup at the pharmacy this morning that I was eye to hood-line with! There's no way I could use that for real truck stuff, it was HUGE!
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 29/08/2026
Am I wrong to be upset after almost $21k in claims so far this year but no answers, no treatment plan, no path forward, and every day I feel worse? I'm angry. "Throw things, smash shit" level of angry. I'm doing all the self-advocating I can but it feels like the system doesn't fucking care.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 29/08/2026
Past 18 months I've been complaining to my PCP about worsening balance, passing out after bending over, horrible clumsiness, and random leg numbness. It's heavily affecting my quality of life and my mental health. I've been a full-time cane user since Feb. Labs? Severe iron-deficient anemia.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 29/08/2026
In my youth my doctors said all my problems were due to my weight. Fine, I had RNY in 2018 at 375#. My lowest was 190#, I'm now ~215#. I'd say that's a significant improvement! Still have all the joint pain & health problems tho... 🥲 Saw more specialists, only to hear "pt is still overweight"🤦
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 09/08/2026
Was out on a contract job today at an industrial complex and found a random strip of 35mm film in the weeds. Please enjoy four frames of what I believe is someone's trip to EPCOT circa 1989-1992 shot on Kodak 5095 (Gold 100-2) 35mm.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 05/08/2026
Lookin' spiffy (as usual)!
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 31/07/2026
If we had a pool to do that, we would have. I wore a black dress, spouse wore a kilt. We met at a 2600 meeting at a Panera Bread, so we had Panera cater the reception. This relationship was sparked by a Linksys WRT54g running The Hacker Pimps' FairuzaWRT firmware. (Much love to Sysmin & QuiGon ❤️)
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 31/07/2026
Spouse and I snuck the entire soundtrack into our wedding playlist. Our first dance was to Heaven Knows.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 28/07/2026
Even fatser for appeal #3. Rejected automatically within 5 seconds.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 21/07/2026
UNDER 60 SECONDS. And again without any reason given in the appeal rejection despite a placeholder for one in the body. This continues to support the evidence that this is an AI-caused issue and their back-end is built on vibe-coded wishes, no-name duct tape, and used bubble gum.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 21/07/2026
Second appeal filed. Let's see if I get another AI-rejection in 20 minutes like I did the first time.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 18/07/2026
I'm only sore about it because I've had that account since Twitter was brand new. I kept it out of protest.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 18/07/2026
My X account, that I haven't posted on since Jan 2025, was mass reported for "inauthentic behavior" & was permanently suspended tonight. I filed an appeal demanding to know what the "carefully reviewed behaviors" were if I literally haven't used the account in 18 months.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 13/07/2026
Your creations are absolutely breathtaking! If you ever consider opossum/raccoon as a base you'd like to try, I would happily open my wallet.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 30/06/2026
May I suggest this one? www.basspro.com/p/bass-pro-s... My spouse got one for me - it's very very soft and snuggly!
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Bass Pro Shops Giant Opposum Plush Stuffed Toy
No "playing possum," this Bass Pro Shops® Giant Opposum Plush Stuffed Toy is supersoft and huggable. In nature, opposums are well-adapted to life in the trees or on the ground – this fuzzy friend just
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 29/06/2026
How to find me at #anthrocon: Spot the blue/purple-haired trash cat with a limp and a treking pole (or two) for stability.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 26/06/2026
I got furry-spotted on I-80 going eastbound this afternoon! 🐾 Hey Xeno, love the Scion! Safe travels!
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 22/06/2026
"Wise 3abbits" claimed. 🐟
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 22/06/2026
Is it still naked goat riding or do they let you keep your undershorts on now?
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 22/06/2026
Missing my late father today and haven't seen eye-to-eye with my estranged mother in years, but knowing there's Dad-figures out there who care gives me those brain-tingly warm fuzzies. May I humbly ask for one Dad-hug when I see you at Anthrocon?
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 22/06/2026
I was missing my late father today but this hit the spot, thanks Firr. *hugs*
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 17/06/2026
Seeing my kitchen ceiling fan critiqued in a @techconnectify.bsky.social video was not on my agenda for today, but I absolutely agree with Alec - it's cute but doesn't move as much air as the traditional units in other rooms. It's better than no ceiling fan at all in that room, at least.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 17/06/2026
Pokeweed gives me hives just brushing up against it, def wear long sleeves and gloves to tear it out. And whatever you do, DO NOT BURN IT. I made that mistake once, got some in my burn pile, and the throat & eye burning almost sent me to urgent care.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 17/06/2026
Holy shit! You are the world's most interesting person, I swear.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 06/06/2026
Oooh a dakimakura duvet cover would be neat! 🐼
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 04/06/2026
Looks amazing!
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 01/06/2026
But... but... RAINBOW KNIVES!
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 29/05/2026
That looks like we might be getting some automotive video content! Head gaskets aren't too bad if you're up for some hands-on fun.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 26/05/2026
Cat can't decide between meowing and purring? Trill issue.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 19/05/2026
Oh yay... Submitted refill #4 of my gender juice yesterday and this morning I got hit with a "your prior auth expired on May 6" email. 🙃 The last time this happened I had to go almost a month without shots while both sides figured out paperwork.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 19/05/2026
You've got this!
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 14/05/2026
Called the scheduling dept, the PCP's soonest opening is June 2nd so I took that. Insurance doesn't cover the local urgent care, but they do have MDLive! A quick *free* video visit & an Rx for 5-days of lasix to see if I get any relief. If I do, the Dr agreed to extend the Rx until my PCP appt. 🧑‍⚕️🙏
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 14/05/2026
I *literally* cannot get any of my shoes. I can feel the fluid in my feet wobble when I try to walk. Bending my ankles is agony and makes my feet go numb. But sure, I'll wait TWO GODDAMNED MONTHS MORE because a CRNP thinks it's acceptable for me to continue suffering and being basically immobile.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 14/05/2026
My feet/ankles have been swollen to grapefruit size for 3 weeks, none of my shoes fit. I've run out of at-home remedies that don't cause POTS flares. Messaged my PCP, a CRNP replies "make an appointment". I'm already scheduled for July 28th and I'm on the wait list... CRNP replies "see you then!" 😲
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 14/05/2026
Now serving "birb au naturel" :)
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 06/05/2026
Looking fabulous! 👏
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 05/05/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🥳💐🎂🎈🎉
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 05/05/2026
Opened the local paper to see the police chief declared powered mobility scooters w/o an Rx restricted to private property; not allowed on public sidewalks & to be cited like unlicensed e-bikes/scooters. You don't need an Rx to buy a powered mobility aid unless insurance is paying for it...
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 04/05/2026
Spoose saw a 2000 Corbin Sparrow EV on FB Marketplace and immediately said I needed to send it to @agingwheels.bsky.social (even though the fleet update seems a little jam-packed already!). It's a cute color at least: www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 01/05/2026
Welcome to the Commonwealth!
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 30/04/2026
One of the reasons I own a domain where I have a "catch-all" mailbox setup. Makes it super easy to figure out who sold/leaked my info.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 28/04/2026
Today's mood:
Photograph of an opossum looking over its right shoulder at the camera, mouth slightly open. Text at the top reads: "You look depressed" "Thanks, it's the depression"
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 27/04/2026
Several people at my job have insisted I "must have used Copilot" to write my technical documentation becuase I correctly used semicolons. 😲 I've had to completely stop using em- and en-dashes in my corporate writing becuase that seems to irk people too. 🤷
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 17/04/2026
Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.
A scene from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. The camera is looking in through the windshield of a vehicle at Kumar (Kal Penn) in the driver's seat with Harold (John Cho) is in the passenger seat, and Neil Patrick Harris as a sensationalized fictional version of himself in the center back seat.
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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 14/04/2026
That... or they're going to lean heavy on the Religious Liberty Commission's statement "there is no such thing as 'separation of church and state' in the Constitution" to try and say that somehow the US has jurisdiction over the Vatican becuase the Pope is American.
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