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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 09/08/2026

Was out on a contract job today at an industrial complex and found a random strip of 35mm film in the weeds. Please enjoy four frames of what I believe is someone's trip to EPCOT circa 1989-1992 shot on Kodak 5095 (Gold 100-2) 35mm.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 21/07/2026

UNDER 60 SECONDS. And again without any reason given in the appeal rejection despite a placeholder for one in the body. This continues to support the evidence that this is an AI-caused issue and their back-end is built on vibe-coded wishes, no-name duct tape, and used bubble gum.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 17/04/2026

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

A scene from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. The camera is looking in through the windshield of a vehicle at Kumar (Kal Penn) in the driver's seat with Harold (John Cho) is in the passenger seat, and Neil Patrick Harris as a sensationalized fictional version of himself in the center back seat.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 28/01/2026

*HAPPY TRASH GRYPHON NOISES* I can check an item off my 2026 list of "stuff I finally need to do even though I have anxiety" - I OFFICIALLY HAVE A REF SHEET FOR MY FURSONA! Shouts and love to @edwardthefox1.bsky.social

A fursona reference sheet featuring a "trash gryphon" that visually is a possum-racoon hybrid with gargoyle-like wings wearing a black beanie hat.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 03/01/2026

I made a baby-sized quilt today for my niece. Her shower theme was "punk princess" so I decided baby's first battle blankie needed to happen using only repurposed fabric scraps. Very punk, right? Just needs a final wash & ironing. 🪡: Stretchy soft denim outer, durable cotton fabric backing.

Photograph of a baby blanket made of patched-together stretch denim in a quilted pattern.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 05/12/2025

I blame @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com for the existance of this character in my warband... My latest Timerunner, the illustriously bearded VirileHumprdk the Death Knight.

A cropped screenshot of a male Death Knight in World of Warcraft. The character's name appears over his head, reading "VirileHumprdk".

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 06/09/2025

Pennsylvanians, today is the first day CVS is offering the *new* 2025-2026 COVID vaccine! Get yours today! 💉

CVS Pharmacy signage showing a menu of available vaccines.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 21/08/2025

No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.

Photograph of a black cat sleeping atop a beige couch, having fallen asleep watching the window to outside. The cat's name is Crow.

A photograph of a sleeping grey tabby. The cat's name is Cypher.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 18/07/2025

Come the fuck on Experian! 🤬 It's every goddamned week, sometimes multiple times per week, for SIX MONTHS. I've now got creditors threatening to close my accounts becuase you assholes can't get your shit together. Apparently having & then not having a FICO score repeatedly makes me a "credit risk".

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 18/07/2025

Lost my live video from my Nest Doorbell about 30 minutes ago, says it's offline but it's still cranking out event recordings and notification pushes. My Nest Hub Max swears it's offline but live video is working on that unit. Oh no, who broke us-east1?

A screenshot of status.cloud.google.com showing an active incident involving the us-east1 AWS instance.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 11/07/2025

The Trans Passport Drama™️ thickens... I paid for expedited service to fix my gender marker the day after the "Class X" annoucement. Just now hitting 3wks. Now they're purposefully delaying further! Was the almost $400 they've gotten out of me since January not enough? cc: @erininthemorning.com

A screenshot from the U.S. Passport Status website titled "Your Application Status". Application Status: Additional Information Needed. We sent you a letter and/or email on 01/11/2025 requesting you provide additional information to complete your passport application. Your application is now on hold and is no longer "In Process." Please note that your processing times may be delayed.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 28/05/2025

Clearly the best solution here is to add a third alarm, set the tone to an ungodly annoying sound at full volume, and put my phone out of my immediate reach on the far side of my nightstand. 🙄

A screenshot of the Samsung Clock app showing alarms set for 7:00 AM, 7:20 AM, and 7:40 AM on weekdays.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 09/05/2025

@chickfila.bsky.social Somebody testing in prod today? Tell the intern "it's okay, everybody does it at least once."

An email from Chick-fil-A showing the subject line "SL TEST DEFAULT" and containing generic filler text in the message body.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 08/05/2025

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

A grayscale photo of a 1988 Cadillac Eldorado parked in a driveway. The vehicle is backed into the parking space.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 08/03/2025

Thanks experian... Not. Experian's bullshit has cost me two low APRs, both creditors cited "sudden lack of a FICO score" as the reason for jacking up my interest rates to 30.74% and 22.9%. 🤬

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 28/02/2025

Does someone want to explain why changing my legal name cost me 23 points on my FICO? That's kinda rude.

Text in the image reads "Your FICO Score has decreased by 23 points."

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 27/02/2025

Got my supporting documents back in today's mail; returned my deadname passport with this letter included. MY INFORMATION DIDN'T NEED "CORRECTED" YOU STUPID FUCKS! X IS MY CORRECT CHOICE! From now on I'm purposefully misgendering anyone openly supporting the GOP. Let's see how they like it.

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 12/12/2024

I've about had it with these messages for fake remote jobs. I'm getting about a dozen every goddamned day across LinkedIn, three different email addresses, texts, WhatsApp, and now Telegram! I report as spam, I block, but they JUST KEEP COMING. 🤬

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Az Venus @azraiah.thehelpfulhacker.com · 11/07/2024

If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.

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