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Tristan, the Curator

@ayotristan.bsky.social
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The greatness of a community is most accurately measured by the compassionate actions of its members

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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Doing a toddlers hair might take up to 4 business days and I totally understand the parents who just wet a ponytail and call it a day
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Stealing this lol
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The worst part is Boston is gonna blame Tatum and drive him outta town too
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I had to come over here...over on Twitter they talking crazy like the Celtics traded Jaylen Brown to the Sixers for 35 year old Paul George
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I made that meme
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The buzzer was beating your ass that first episode 😭
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Celtics should've walked to the Finals, man
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Love and Basketball coo if you watch it more as a mother/daughter movie. Love Jones is just ass.
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Drake kinda like Walking Dead, like one day I just stopped caring. It could still be as good as it ever was but I don't need to keep up anymore
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Niggas camped out for a bag charm
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Came home from vacation and it's 90° here too
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Vince Carter: Come On!
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Barbers turning into the mean salon girlies 🕊️
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I know I'm a novice cuz this gummy said 500mg and wasn't a misprint... PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS, REGULARLY?!?
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 03/05/2026
Whoever said hating hoes ain't happy and happy hoes ain't hating really ate with that.
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Unserious 😭😭😭
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Them corner store incense still hold it down especially after I been cooking
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
What did I miss
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Running to R&B like I just got dumped in the 2nd act of a romcom
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Is it tacky or efficient to have a wedding during a Family Reunion weekend
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
All they had to do was show up and vote for Cackles
This some bullshit
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
When I vote in a shareholder meeting for a company I got 2 shares in
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It's a weird dichotomy because the world is literally burning around me but this is probably the best I've felt in years
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
These tough
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Dope 🔥
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I did briefly want a pair because my baby always checks out when she peeps a camera (something she lowkey gets from me)
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
There's not much you can do with SmartGlasses that you can't do with a phone besides record discreetly so you're never beating the creep allegations
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
My mother in law tried to climb a snow bank last week, it went about as well as you think
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'm trying to make a habit to stop recording at concerts, but dude went crazy
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
If this is what he's copping to, what he actually did is 10x worse
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This winter wintered it's ass off, I'm spending the entire summer on the beach
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Steve Hightower @stilldarius.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’m watching the first season of the Steve Harvey show and his shit was visibly a wig. Those big back TVs just didn’t have the pixel resolution to show it back then.
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It's like they are trying to convince everyone that they need assistants for roles they were perfectly capable of doing themselves a year ago. Read your own fucking email you're not that busy
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
At work they doing workshops on how to teach an AI how to write emails for you as if you have not been reading and writing for decades. I feel like I'm losing my mind here
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
One thing since covid is niggas just think travel bans are optional now, sit yo ass down and let the plows do they jobs
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Pretty sure my rent paid for that new snow thrower anyway
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Watching the landlord shovel is the only time renting don't seem too bad
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Is there a blue state that doesn't have shitty winters besides California?
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I know intellectually that there are signifiers that make a snowstorm a blizzard but honestly anything that's more than 6 inches of snow is a blizzard to me
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 22/02/2026
"I found Shia Labeouf!" BlackSky:
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I feel like every year I google the difference between a blizzard and a nor'easter
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Mines is essentially the Connor of the family
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
That nigga didn't see 2020, I'm beating his ass
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Like dog why you even tell me how much this was supposed to be
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
You know the high note is coming, you know it's not going to be good and still you're unprepared 😭
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Taxpayers gotta refund the tariffs that we already had to pay the first time
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hope Rev enjoyed the view 🕊️
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Watching them niggas whoop Shia LaBoeuf's ass
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Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen
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