Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Doing a toddlers hair might take up to 4 business days and I totally understand the parents who just wet a ponytail and call it a day 051
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The worst part is Boston is gonna blame Tatum and drive him outta town too 030
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I had to come over here...over on Twitter they talking crazy like the Celtics traded Jaylen Brown to the Sixers for 35 year old Paul George 020
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I made that memestatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 091
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026The buzzer was beating your ass that first episode 😭 000
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Celtics should've walked to the Finals, man 110
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Love and Basketball coo if you watch it more as a mother/daughter movie. Love Jones is just ass. 000
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Drake kinda like Walking Dead, like one day I just stopped caring. It could still be as good as it ever was but I don't need to keep up anymore 031
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Came home from vacation and it's 90° here toostatic.klipy.comVince Carter: Come On!ALT: Vince Carter: Come On! 010
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Barbers turning into the mean salon girlies 🕊️ 051
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I know I'm a novice cuz this gummy said 500mg and wasn't a misprint... PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS, REGULARLY?!? 010
Reposted by Tristan, the CuratorThe Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 03/05/2026Whoever said hating hoes ain't happy and happy hoes ain't hating really ate with that. 2226
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Them corner store incense still hold it down especially after I been cooking 010
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026What did I missmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is holding a box of pizza in front of a door with the number 303 on it .ALT: a man in a suit is holding a box of pizza in front of a door with the number 303 on it . 020
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Running to R&B like I just got dumped in the 2nd act of a romcom 020
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Is it tacky or efficient to have a wedding during a Family Reunion weekend 110
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026All they had to do was show up and vote for Cackles 000
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026When I vote in a shareholder meeting for a company I got 2 shares inmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie with a woman in the backgroundALT: a man in a suit and tie with a woman in the background 050
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026It's a weird dichotomy because the world is literally burning around me but this is probably the best I've felt in yearsmedia.tenor.coma group of people are standing in front of a burning building in a playground .ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a burning building in a playground . 020
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I did briefly want a pair because my baby always checks out when she peeps a camera (something she lowkey gets from me) 000
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026There's not much you can do with SmartGlasses that you can't do with a phone besides record discreetly so you're never beating the creep allegations 010
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026My mother in law tried to climb a snow bank last week, it went about as well as you think 053
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I'm trying to make a habit to stop recording at concerts, but dude went crazy 010
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026If this is what he's copping to, what he actually did is 10x worse 031
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This winter wintered it's ass off, I'm spending the entire summer on the beach 011
Reposted by Tristan, the CuratorSteve Hightower @stilldarius.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I’m watching the first season of the Steve Harvey show and his shit was visibly a wig. Those big back TVs just didn’t have the pixel resolution to show it back then. 044
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a spider man with the words everybody gets oneALT: a cartoon of a spider man with the words everybody gets one 010
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026It's like they are trying to convince everyone that they need assistants for roles they were perfectly capable of doing themselves a year ago. Read your own fucking email you're not that busy 010
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026At work they doing workshops on how to teach an AI how to write emails for you as if you have not been reading and writing for decades. I feel like I'm losing my mind here 110
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 24/02/2026One thing since covid is niggas just think travel bans are optional now, sit yo ass down and let the plows do they jobs 000
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Pretty sure my rent paid for that new snow thrower anywaymedia.tenor.coma group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heatALT: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat 000
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Watching the landlord shovel is the only time renting don't seem too badmedia.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face in a hole in a wall .ALT: a close up of a person 's face in a hole in a wall . 020
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Is there a blue state that doesn't have shitty winters besides California? 000
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I know intellectually that there are signifiers that make a snowstorm a blizzard but honestly anything that's more than 6 inches of snow is a blizzard to me 000
Reposted by Tristan, the CuratorMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 22/02/2026"I found Shia Labeouf!" BlackSky: 218887
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I feel like every year I google the difference between a blizzard and a nor'easter 000
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Mines is essentially the Connor of the familymedia.tenor.coma man says dad 's theory was , you got two fighting dogs , you send the weak one away .ALT: a man says dad 's theory was , you got two fighting dogs , you send the weak one away . 000
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026That nigga didn't see 2020, I'm beating his ass 010
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Like dog why you even tell me how much this was supposed to bemedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a jacket on .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a jacket on . 110
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026You know the high note is coming, you know it's not going to be good and still you're unprepared 😭 020
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Taxpayers gotta refund the tariffs that we already had to pay the first time 011
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026When I discover a new artist and I gotta make sure they human 5740264
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Watching them niggas whoop Shia LaBoeuf's assmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard covering his face with his handALT: a man with a beard covering his face with his hand 100
Tristan, the Curator @ayotristan.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen 040