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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Hey, LinkedIn, Indeed and Monster fuckfaces: give me the option to filter results by education - telling me how many dentist positions are open isn’t going to help me, someone with a BA and no time or funds or focus to go back to school

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Regular client calls my office; I pick up. They ask if I’m okay, “for real.” The answer is “no,” and this specific client is like 25% directly WHY the answer is “no.” Jesus Christ people…

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Concluded today that my in-office appearance can best be described as “divorced English teacher.”

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Pretty sure my body is physically rejecting my accidental career

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

These assholes got the wrong house. Yeah, I’m a cishet white dude, but I want these fuckos to know in no uncertain terms that I’m not on their fucking side for anything

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 The LAST thing the metal community needs is Zionist cop metal

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Men getting hit in the nuts is funnier than farts.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

When that first guitar lead kicks in on “Green Theme”, by Baroness, HOLY FUCK.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I mean, I’ve been saying for a while that I’ve resigned myself to the probability that I’ll never retire, but I’ve been singing Escovedo’s praises for longer, so, holy fuck I’m screwed.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Pretty sure I came up with literally the worst musical idea ever: a band called Jammy Wynette. Yes, that would be jam band that plays only jam band renditions of Tammy Wynette songs. 14:36 worth of “Stand By Your Man.” 22:12 of “ D.I.V.O.R.C.E.” Yes, it’s going to be VERY warm where I go when I die.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I knew how New Mutants #60 ended thanks to @xplainthexmen.bsky.social but that does NOT make it ANY less devastating! I read these at work and there’s no emotions in the office, come on!

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 27/03/2026

A painting of a bird next to the words "someone is about to get kicked in the fuckin groin"

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

No one likes a headache, but a headache without a hangover just feels unearned and insulting. Like, fuck, there was nothing enjoyable to precede/cause this

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Anyone ever look at the application requirements for a grad school program and immediately give up before even trying? Or is that just me?

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Dear 2025: farewell. Deepthroat a cactus on your way out

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

It’s not a holiday trip back home unless I get hilariously mauled by a Very Good Boy. So, yeah, successful holiday trip home.

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13/11/2025

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Donald Trump won’t release the Epstein Files because he’s in them remains one of the most singularly indicting things ever said about an American president. And it remains equally remarkable that it was first popularized by the man who pretty much single-handily bought Trump the presidency.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Legitimate shocked that the county (Morris, NJ) I grew up in shifted hard blue for the governor’s race. I grew up with a lot of overly privileged and vapid bigots, so this is a kind of nice surprise.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 04/11/2025

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has been endorsed by The Ass-To-Ass Guy

Guy in REQUIEM FOR A DREAM (2000) yelling "ASS TO ASS" at Jennifer Connelly

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

"We never did recover from the things Dick Cheney did to the United States. And now the precedents he established have empowered a madman."

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I think we could make some good things happen if we all agree to comment on every social media post that features a photo of Stephen Miller the fact that he is the most penile-looking human being of all time. He literally is a dick head. Just comment, hey, it’s Mr. Penis! Cockhead himself!

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Fuck Ron DeSantis. He deserves to be dragged into the street, flogged with a 15” dildo, strapped into the pillory, and pelted with used prophylactics.

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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Trump wants Cuomo. Cuomo is courting Trump. The same people who bankrolled Trump's campaign are bankrolling Cuomo. So, NYC, a vote for Cuomo is a vote for Trump. It's that simple.

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Metal Injection @metalinjection.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

📕 Decibel Books has officially announced the release of Born Human: The Life and Music of Death's Chuck Schuldiner, the first fully authorized biography of the legendary Death frontman. metalinjection.net/metal-merch/...

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Decibel Books Unveils Born Human, The Authorized Biography Of DEATH's CHUCH SCHILDINER - Metal Injection

Born Human: The Life and Music of Death's Chuck Schuldiner explores the man, the myth, and the legend himself – Chuck Schuldiner.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Me and my band mates last night were talking about how to react to Cybertrucks on the road. The decision was made that the thumbs down is more hurtful and effective than the middle finger.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

“Pain in the ass” it’s such a wonderful, musical phrase

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

My new band finally played and I have to say, being in Idle Era is pretty fucking fun. Punk rock for old people rules.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Hey upstate NY!! My first full-band, full-length show in three years, first performance in two years, and Idle Era’s FULL BAND DEBUT at the Oakwood Community Center in Troy NY! Hope to see you there, upstate! Photos from the last full band, last overall, and new show poster!

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I haven’t been Catholic (or any kind of Christian, for that matter) for over 20 years, but I have to respect Francis and the conniptions he caused among the American right wing Catholics

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

A movie that takes place where I live

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I’ve used a lot of Britishisms in my normal speech (born and raised in the USA, just a pretentious weirdo), but don’t think I’ve stopped as I’ve aged. In fact, I’ve been making it a point to refer to athletic competition in the singular collective form, e.g., “I’m not one for sport.” I’m not sorry.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

What’s the best joke in Wayne’s World, and why is it the existence of a band called The Shitty Beatles, who suck?

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 07/04/2025

Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Anyone out there wanna talk about how great the new Craig Finn solo record is?

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

The only pastor I follow is al.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

This is the content I used to seek from Twitter. Thank you, Bluesky.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Even Jesus thinks Vance is an asshole

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I’d like to think I’m past the stage of thinking one should feel guilty about the music they like, but there will always be a part of me that feels ridiculous for how much I love Fear Factory, and think they’re one of the most underrated metal bands of all time

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Deer Kult @deerkult.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

I think “Oblivion” might be a perfect song.

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

With the news of Brent Hinds leaving Mastodon, my brain went through my fandom of the band, and has concluded that the chorus of “Oblivion” is possibly the greatest chorus in heavy music of the past 25 years. That harmony is so thoroughly affecting, I don’t know how else to tell you about it

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Bandcamp Friday! Head on over to idlers.bandcamp.com and get yourself a limited edition LP, out now!

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

New position offered and accepted, fuck yes gainful employment!

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ayonki.bsky.social @ayonki.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

2025 may be a turd, but there has been a silver lining in that I found the LinkedIn profile of the nutsac who I nearly fist fought in Disney on my senior trip and he looks like Kevin Malone from The Office now. I do not.

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