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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 3h

You mean socialism is not raping your couch, and then adding insult to injury by calling it your "slutty little love seat"?

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 3h

Woman: Honey, why did we even have him if you won't interact with him in even the tiniest way? Man: We talked about that. My resume needed a more "traditional family vibe." W: We never talked about any such thing! How awful! M: Well, Alexa thought it was a good idea. --Children of Men 2

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 4h

Oh, I am totally your enemy, you dum(b)fuck piece of shit. Can't wait to flush your dumb carcass down the nearest sewer pipe once I've shit upon it. Twice! Oh, and: Artificial Intelligence, the Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario, Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein...Jeffrey Epstein.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 4h

Hold on just a goshdurned minute, there: Isn't the man standing right behind you named James David Vance? David is a jew name, innit? And he claims to be a pope hugger, to boot! And his wife n kids, aren't they, like, hindoos or somethin? T'aint none of that white! Get a rope.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 4h

"Stop making fun of Hitler's mustache! It'll make Charley Chaplin feel really bad about himself when I tell him what you said!" --No one with any sense

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 4h

"Stop making fun of Hitler's mustache! It'll make Charley Chaplin feel really bad about himself when I tell him what you said!" --No one with any sense

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 5h

You mean socialism is not raping your couch, and then adding insult to injury by calling it your "slutty little love seat"?

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 7h

Like who doesn't know that Don Jr. doesn't like a finger up his butt during sex at this point?

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 7h

"Gilligan, keep an eye out for mines and drones."

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 7h

It's only a matter of time before the completed Songs of Ice and Fire come out as an Amazon exclusive. Won't George R.R. Martin be surprised.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 7h

If ironic mean karmic, then, yes, it was well deserved.

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hazy Shade of Winter--the Bangles

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I am a huge Banglemaniac, and they are tops for the covers. Here's a rare one featuring Mickey on lead vocals. youtu.be/wuXr711J6TY?...

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The only think that will piss-off Hegseth about this cartoon is that he is depicted with birdlegs.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

...to get your prize. Yours truly, The United States of America P.S. We would totally understand if you'd like to save us all the bother, and come get him/them, yourselves. It could be like the Raid on Entebbe, and wouldn't that be rich. Lol. U.S.A.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

...to do with as you please. As a small suggestion, we think the boats would make for a nice, festive end to this bloated sack of shite, and be quite cathartic, as well. Hell, we'll even throw in J.D. and the Kushners to sweeten the deal! All we ask is that you think about it, and act soon... [2]

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dear Iran, Listen, while we as Americans aren't too jazzed about your repressive government, we are absolutely hating on our own government, particularly the fat turd currently at its head. We never wanted this war, and would like to end it. As a peace offering, we will give you Trump... [1]

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just think: potentially millions of people could die for absolutely no good reason so that one ugly old man can go on television and create the conditions for millions of people to die by spreading its vicious hatred of humanity. Forget A.I., it's soundbites what will kill us all.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Had Spy magazine not folded in 1998, the world would not currently exist in this constant state of chaotic caca in which we are forced to eke out our sanity. Vanity Fair is but a popcorn fart to Spy's hurricane. Hell, Mad is more hard-hitting and relevant than Vanity Fair. Film Threat is...

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's rather like cosmic dread sans the tentacles.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thank God we have RFK Jr to protect us with poultices and peptides.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Mr President! Mr President! Thousands of woodland elves have crossed the border from Canada, and are flooding Minnesota polling places with magical ballots that will always read Democrat, no matter what the cast vote. "You hear that? It's the goddamn elvises! Such crooked elvises! Disgraceful!"

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If Geek Love is 3, our simulation is glitching.

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Annihilation always makes Halloween lists, so I thought I'd do a thread of creepy reads. Starting today with a flat-out modern masterpiece, Max Lury's No Ghosts. Thoroughly contemporary and disturbing grounded in deep characterization, and, in part, outdoing Back Rooms while also its own thing. 1

No Ghosts in lower left, Max Lury in lower right. White hand reaching down, two eye holes in the wrist.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

While not horror in the traditional sense of the word, I think Theodore Roszak's Flicker fits the creepy read category quite nicely. It's been thirty-odd years since I fell into this strange novel of subliminal filmmaking, subversive art, and apocalypse, but this one sticks like flypaper.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"He's a piece of shit, but he's our piece of shit. Well, more yours than mine, because I've had enough of his shit, and I'm out. You know what I mean! Just vote for the dead-eyed fuck, okay?"

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"He's a piece of shit, but he's our piece of shit. Well, more yours than mine, because I've had enough of his shit, and I'm out. You know what I mean! Just vote for the dead-eyed fuck, okay?"

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Jail won't be good enough for them. This cancer must be cut out and destroyed with extreme prejudice, or it will come back stronger than before. Period.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Prove you're not a dead-eyed mannequin brought to a semblance of life by the lurid machinations of an evil crypto-fascist necromancer, Jared! Bet you can't.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's not like Elon ever had sex with her, anyway. Her name's not Pyrex, after all.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When they throw themselves into the mouth of a live volcano, only then might I appreciate their sacrifice. Other than that they're giggling at tooting on an elevator.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Obviously, to that question of whether someone with a time machine would go back in time to kill Hitler, and prevent World War II, the answer is: No.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

MAGAts are bad people, and they all love Trump. Epstein didn't like Trump because he didn't trust Trump not to betray his child sex-trafficking business partner to police if the shit ever went down. It's not the flex JD thinks it is that Epstein was right about him.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The dangers of A.I. in cookie form (with added protein!)

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If we work really hard at it, we can make serious headway on abolishing the death penalty sometime in the not too distant future. It'll likely be sometime after Trump & its treasonous regime have all been tried, convicted, & suffered the ultimate consequence for their crimes, but we'll get there!

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trump thought-bubble/brain-fart: "Give your Uncle Donny a kiss, sweetie! My, how you have grown. Nice tits, just like Ivanka's. I bet your cooch is nice and tight, too. Just like Ivanka's."

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"I'll be out in about ten minutes. Just gonna relax, drop a deuce, and get my taint tickled."

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Did you or did you not visit a notorious Canadian family in Ontario for purposes of attending a gay wedding?" "Sir, I believe that was Jacques Schitt." "No, dirtbag, we know it was you!" "Obviously, you don't know Jacques Schitt, then."

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump &, just as importantly, it's enablers are existential threats. As bad as they were, you never had the fear that Reagan or the Bushes were going to sell us out to China, Ultron, or Captain Trips. The Donald, on the other hand, will sell us by the pound to the richest cannibal cabal. Hyperbole?

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That noise makes me want a Molotov cocktail, real bad. Shaken and stirred.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I had a conversation about voting with a 21-year-old, yesterday, in which he stated that he was not going to vote, & didn't see the point of it, since "they're all the same, anyway." My response was that the point is choosing whether to die of natural causes or be killed on an Iranian battlefield.

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Helper Monkey, aka Antifa @ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

God: This looks like a great place to land a meteor.

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