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Miss kittenlyn

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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Little known fact: the b in lgbt stands for Broly
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Orange background image of a guar being petted. Text says "Life would be a little better if guar were real and I could pet them"
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Fantastic 4 gets a 10/10 for making my dad finally get to see his fav heroes done justice :)
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR."  The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.
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AL-X (Alex Steacy) @alexsteacy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It is unironically an act of self care to filter, moderate or altogether tune out the bad news firehose along with its companion outrage and guilt trips. Remember to put on your own oxygen mask before helping others. You cannot pour from an empty glass.
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Will BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
After the war she developed one called ketracel purple
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I wish I could peel my skin off and eat it for nutrients like a lizard instead of moisturizing shit looks so satisfying
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
“He brought justice to a criminal extortionist is what he did, and in this house, Luigi Mangone is an Italian American hero!”
Tony Soprano, yelling and pointing in his bathrobe
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

swann's güey @athleisure_monk
scully: victim died of multiple stab
wounds
mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard
of the knife alien
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Miss Zydrate @misszydrate.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Eyyy dr melfi I gots a big problem Chris got me boypregnant what do I do
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Been watching the chimp tiger king sequel with my mom. Now we live in a reality where the ethical of purchasing items with chimp iconography is something to worry about. Our worldview is shattered
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
If I gave birth to young Sheldon I would simply leave him in a hot car
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
Actually your mom. Hah ! A human jest
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
So what instrument is being a transfem bottom?
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
If I ever met a crocodile I wouldnt call animal control I would simply show it how to love again
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
I cant believe we still believe in water fountains. Wake up
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
Calculators are fake and a conspiracy. Youre telling me you type numbers into a brick made of plastic and micro chips and it does perfect math every time? Yall actually belive this shit?
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
Every day i wake up and garrus vakarian isnt naked and oiled up in my bed and i have to decide whether or not to sleep more and hope he there this time
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Today i learned that /hj isn't an abbreviation of "hand job"
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
I give her squidward ten tickles if u kno what i mean
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Idea: saxophone bard
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Opps called; they want to hash things out over ice cream and cake should i go
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Clown college school shooting has never occured what do they know that we don't
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Shallow 🏳️‍⚧️ @shallowhydra.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
i forgot i had an account here oops
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Smoking the kind of weed that makes you say gee willikers gosh darn it
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
If i was being attacked by a deer i would simply grab him by the horns and make intense eye contact, stealing his likeness and shape for mine own
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
If u think about it klingon cock rings must be a figure 8
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
I hate it when people are annoying like its 2018 or something now shut the fuck up about your fuckin problems i don't care about ur childhood trauma get better parents next time loser sounds like a skill issue to me
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Domain expansion: interior crocodile alligator
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
I am honestly so right now that when the is, it does
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
If i ever discovered a tome written in human blood and bound in human skin i wouldn't even hesitate to read it aloud
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helpdoll @helpdoll.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
an anime gorl speaking the truth

we are bluesky mutuals of course you can pee on me
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Head broke no math
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Im alsoso sadie
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
I horny for grilled cheese
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 30/11/2023
klingon gooning ritual to focus yourself before battle
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Can confirm
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
I eaten an oyster an it had a live baby crab in there an it went in my mouth I wanna cry
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Saying "WRONG!!! LEVEL II『MAGIC MISSILE』!!!" in divorce court today will let the gang know how it goes
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
Hey baby are you a gun bc I can't stop thinking about putting you in my mouth
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Men who join the military are so sus. Oh you joined the "service"? Who are you servicing, other men?
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
The second half of death note the anime is like your mom; it's doing too much and should get off my dick already
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
20 mins no dick from a girl with autism 💀
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Just flipped a fried egg using only the pan in front of my mom I feel like a klingon who just got their first kill on the battlefield
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Cmon hurricane rain a little bit harder so I don't have to go to class and be worried that I'm not good enough for 4 hours
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Why does no rpg out there let me play as a fat assed goblin chick where is my goddamn representation
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Nyaa*
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Miss kittenlyn @axolotlfriend.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
if drugs were spongebob characters, ibuprofen would be Larry the lobster I don't have a reason why
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