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Alyssa T.

@awolice.bsky.social
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Sportswriter-turned-science communicator — here for a strange mix of posts from both lives. Formerly @awolice on Twitter. NJ native in Baltimore. 🫖 fanatic. @washingtonspirit.com season ticket holder. I'm still upset about the '01 World Series.

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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It seems cruel to have a team wear shirts that say “No time like October” when they’re on the verge of getting eliminated in September.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not me crying on the MARC train at Verlander’s final hand-off.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does Don Kelly have unresolved beef with Verlander?
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
extremely rude behavior by Brandon Lowe (homering off Verlander)
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m honestly so happy for JV. I haven’t felt this nostalgic for someone’s sendoff since Jeter’s last home game, and I’m glad the stars aligned for him to get in some good tosses.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander MLB debut 7/4/05 Konnor Griffin born 4/24/06 Griffin is the first batter to face a pitcher who debuted before he was born since Bryce Harper (10/16/92 born) faced Miguel Batista (4/11/92 debut) on 6/6/12
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Omg everyone needs to chill out. It’s a pop album, it’s really not that deep. Either love it for what it is — fun and silly — or move onto literally anything else.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The irony of the game broadcast audio transforming into shoddy FM radio quality while they’re trying to claim Trump’s presence won’t interfere with any communications.
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Peter Bukowski @peterbukowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I told you before the season through 3 games - Christian Watson would lead the NFL in receiving TDs - Lukas Van Ness was borderline dominant - Matthew Golden looked awesome - Green Bay held two teams under 300 total yards You could not have POSSIBLY guessed THIS
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hot take: I really like Cleveland. (The song, I’ve only been to the airport, so I can’t comment on the city in earnest.)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
amazing... emmys, golden globes, tons, grammys, AMA, MTV video AND movie awards, allem
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Packers are getting owned tonight, but next Thursday, absolutely no one wins.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay, okay, you can all be mad about how much my Packers are stinking up Thursday Night Football, but let me remind you that we will soon join hands to hate-watch next Thursday’s matchup as one.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see no more obstacles standing between the Packers and the Super Bowl.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BAHAHAHA JETS
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have we considered just making the fourth quarter of every football game 15:01?
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My husband (a Michigan fan) just yelled “SECRET THIRD CLOCK!” at the Bears/Vikings game 😂
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This Packers/Jets game might be the dumbest game in football today.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Packers/Jets really off to a great start.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dammit, I love this.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it does look like they got a deal on golf shirts but no giant sponsor on it is delightful. Should have put the gull on the front
Sea Blue performance golf shirt with a Brighton crest on the chest in matching colorback has standard arced names in white with white numbers and the premier league lion head at the bottom of the number, the right sleeve has the EPL logo
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everybody wins, so we're all friends, right?! #COYI⚒️
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
KASJFLKSDJFLKSDJFKLSDJF!!!!!! #COYI
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Allefreakingluia #COYI ⚒️
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I married into West Ham fandom and have thus never actually experienced West Ham vs. Millwall before... Yet, here I am, stewing over this match already like this has been a generational burden I've had to carry 😆
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ah yes, the familiar feeling of yelling “The Packers have no defense” into the abyss.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My husband (a Lions fan) and I went to the Spirit match, so he’s in the bubble and catching up slowly on our commute home and I’m white knuckling it over here…
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Ashley @briefslayer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
10/10. No notes.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m not usually one to boo someone at their job but HOLY COW the ref in this Spirit match must have money on Boston. That would actually make me less angry than him simply being this bad.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HOW IS THERE ANOTHER CLOCK CONTROVERSY?!
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But for real though.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It brings me so much joy to watch a men's sporting event in which I adore both athletes facing off against each other – so much, that I'm so torn on who I'm even rooting for.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm in NJ to go to Atlantic City with my parents for two nights. My Dad has been stressing for the past 12 hours on whether to shut off the water and/or water heater in the event it suddenly springs a leak while we're away. Does literally anyone else do this? For a two-day trip?
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In other words... "Replay protocol was not properly followed" because the Big Ten replay crew erroneously "relied upon the clock feed embedded within its replay system." Do I have that right? Replay protocol is to... not... use the embedded replay system clock? Got it.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Terry McAuley is getting so many DMs about a game that’s not even on his network.
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well this graphic would’ve been useful two nights ago
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The first non-replay review is going to hit like crack
power outage information on Florida State vs. SMU
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A college football game broke out during the purge
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The day most marching band members only dream of
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I would also like to revisit "Notable rain delays for entirely indoor sporting events." I'll go first: The Wizards/Rockets game in 2014 that was delayed 36 minutes for rain.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I want full analog. Play by moonlight. Give score updates like you're Vanna White. Show me your best sideline play cards. Turn off the in-helmet communication. Make the coaches work off white boards.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson Retreats into a Bush
ALT: Homer Simpson Retreats into a Bush
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This will surely help Michigan convert some haters.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Grinch Smile Evil Smile
ALT: Grinch Smile Evil Smile
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WAIT WHAT
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m sure this will go great.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well. That’s not great.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ah yes, we’ve returned to the tradition of running the Charles Street 12 miler the day BEFORE the nice weather rolls in. Hot and sticky, let’s go.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can’t even begin to summarize the absolute hell BGE has committed on our neighborhood the past few weeks, so I won’t try. But anyway, does anyone what the hell these are? There are TONS of these all over our parking pads and alley.
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Alyssa T. @awolice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OK this is about the third time in as many months that @amtrak.com sent me a cancellation email for an upcoming trip but, in my account, there's no indication of anything being amiss. Does Amtrak automatically re-book or am I stuck? The help line recording is basically like "We're too busy, bye."
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