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I love watching The Americans and pretending to live in the 80s, far far away from being terrorized by liberty biberty

The best compliment I can give a song is calling it either grimy or cunty or listening to it 100 times on repeat while in tears thinking of someone it remind me or disassociating into a richly detailed and ultra specific fantasy scenario

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 10h

Damn Alo ships fast. I ordered less than 48 hours ago and it's here

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 11h

I'm covered in cocoa butter oil and I tried a new serum under my makeup and it's very glowy. I literally look moist as hell, like a naked vanilla cupcake

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 11h

It is unfortunately physically impossible for me to roll my eyes hard enough to convey the accurate level of fuck off-ness I feel when a couple tries to hit on me

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 11h

So I posted this on Snapchat and there are so many replies confused because they cannot see the wasabi green pants anywhere 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 13h

I'm like a lowkey Nyx hater (a lot of their complexion products seem okay from far away but ghastly up close heavy theater makeup) but these lip glosses are soooooo good

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 14h

Extremely fatigued from random men trying to call me mommy

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I get the chicken ick so easily from most Chipotle chicken

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Whenever I see people engaging with rage bait and negative attention seeking I just can't help but think they're so stupid. Even more so than the person doing rage bait actually

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

So a friend asked for fashion advice specifically for dates and a wardrobe refresh and then angrily refused to try any of the very simple and straightforward things I suggested. Like why did you even ask broski?? 😭😭😭😭

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Update on this: I got shoes

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Unsolved Mysteries music still scares me like I'm a small child who has to be worried about these horrible unsolved crimes

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I've had to disengage multiple times today from random men trying to argue with me. Why would I choose to argue with a completely random person about nothing?

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A man I do not know just tried to argue with me that my voice is fake. It's crazy how some men will hate women so much they'll do anything except just try sucking a dick

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Should I piss away a man's money on a bunch of semi stupid shit from Alo?

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just saw a Jagermeister commercial during football. Nature is definitely healing just in time for us all to get killed by a strain of plague from a Russian lab

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Falcoholic Matt @falcoholicmatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They ain’t mention Katrina in 30 minutes this is a god damn ass whooping.

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think the ref who said fuck you to Trey McBride should get the death penalty

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ja'Marr Chase getting a concussion just breaks my heart. I never get too upset over a team losing but I hate seeing players get hurt or be sad

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When you're out with a man and people keep coming up and complimenting you and he's proud of that instead of like jealous and weird about it 😁😁

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Like how could chick-fil-a do that to me, the last Targaryen on earth???!!! 😂😂

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In a blind rage because instead of the normal chicken sandwich I ordered chick fil a gave me that repulsive waffles as bread garbage 🤢🤢🤢

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Doing a google deep dive on a man and ending up watching his high school football highlights.... never fails

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's so cute how all hot guys in their 20s have that emotional support chain they never take off now

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My phone made a movie of all the pizza pics I have. It added semi sad elevator music

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A guy telling me he's obsessed with my body and me responding omg me too! And then dapping him up 😇😇😇

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won four out of five on fantasy. I was pretty excited because last week I got the steamrolled achievement multiple times

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So many people are so fucking weird in a bad way now. I miss fun weird

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every time someone brings up this case I ask them if they remember being 5 years old and when they say yes I ask them to imagine their mom strangling them with an exercise band. Absolutely disgusting that this became the worst media shit show and completely forgot the actual victims, those kids

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Andy Dalton coming in just to throw that pick was hilarious. Sorry

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Update on this, he also got me a cookie 😇😇

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me getting dizzy watching the first 5 minutes of Backrooms

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It took 5 seconds to finesse a man for a meatball sub

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I want to make one of those dreamy beautiful dead wife flashback sequence POVs with Joe Burrows ass as the beloved dead wife. However I simply do not possess the editing skills

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hot guys are getting the Tyler Durden haircut again. Maybe we're on the right course after all

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm just picturing Harbaugh telling Skattebo that J.J. McCarthy looks exactly like Jaxson Dart if you squint

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Rams losing was hilarious. I enjoyed it

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Getting like 500 new follows an hour on my baby e thot account tonight and wondering what dark corner of the internet my stuff was posted on even though that's quite literally part of the job

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think Iow key tried to end it all by eating too much Indian takeout

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That Peter Griffin ass fan base team eating shit today though.... just beautiful, absolutely beautiful

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Barbie @awkwardbarbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I refuse to let Zac Taylors bullshit give me frown lines

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