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Sheldon Corcoran

@awesomolocity.bsky.social
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: Ronald McDonald says McFlurry machines have gone rogue "One minute it's there, making ice cream treats, and the next, it's telling us 'no'...more or less" McDonald stocks rose on the news as investors express excitement and confusion over sentient machinery.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"AI Has Hacked Government Websites" we are entering the fifth decade of media and the public misunderstanding the word "hack." the statistical average of mass market novels and reddit posts is not committing privilege escalation. if your server hands private data to cURL you fucked up your server
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wondering about how many people saying “Whoopsie” in the last week are making an intentional reference to Elephant Graveyard
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m @fragilewife.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
thift ship
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why do marketers even bother with truth anymore? “Our AI powered energy drink will increase your productivity by 1,000,000,000%” lol who cares. You know some moron is gonna buy it
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All this shit happening as the last people who were alive to remember the consequences of WW2 are dying off.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As someone who has been aware of DHH for years through the tech world, it’s both fascinating and almost certainly a bad sign that every time he comes across my feed now it’s with increasingly bad takes and increasingly through less tech-adjacent people. This is gonna be his legacy. 💀
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Heading to Sony’s HQ and revoking their license to the money I spent.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social When did y’all buy PBS?!
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
yea I zig while others zag (loses absurd amounts of money)
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No hunt beware open and close no credit.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They’re gonna do another Naked Gun in like 20 years with Jason Statham.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I know zero people IRL who would have a different answer. Zero people outside the internet can tell me who this man is.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of the most insidious things about these AI companies is how they’re structured. By having the main providers by two private companies, all these mega corporations can, for relatively cheap, get access to all of our labor. If copyright ever catches up, the big companies get to claim ignorance.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I feel this way about timezones
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Medium ahh drink
Screenshot of the Cinemark app, showing a medium drink for $6.50. The cup contains the text “AHHHH” printed on the side.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Timezones aren't real. "But our business hours must be 8:00 to 5:00 no matter where we're located and it might be confusi--" grow up. We didn't have to do this to ourselves.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wanna make my girlfriend an apology website.
Screenshot of a Reddit post to r/webdev by u/Kabeer_14Hussain

Title: I wanna make my girlfriend an apology website.

Body: We're doing long distance right now, we had an argument over text just now, she went to sleep but I can't, i regret it.

I have a basic understanding of Python, i learned a bit of html and css but like, i forgot most of it was a long time ago.

Is there any way i can revise the basics? I wanna make her an apology website, it would contain no backend or anything just a bunch of buttons, a bunch of pages, like first page would be greetings, then the second page the apology, the third page would be me telling her why shes awesome, and so on.

**So where can i revise the basics to make this? Thanks.**


Edit: I'll send her the flowers dw bout that, the websites gonna contain novels i wrote for her, then playlists i made for her, library of why i love her and everything. Im ofc gonna apologize in the morning through call guys im not that dumb


Edit 2: sorry im back in my senses, yeah the comments are right lwk cant even lie
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Crypto stopped working as the primary MLM targeting men so they invented AI as the next one.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The cycle > Starts learning AI tools / workflow > "Hey this kinda sucks" > Someone suggests a new workflow / tool > > (Adding another layer of AI on top) > Starts learning new AI tools / workflow Wonder how many times someone will allow themselves to go through this cycle before calling BS?
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I wonder how much the language of “AI is going to replace creatives” is driven out of spite from the same tech bros who were resoundingly rejected by artists a few years ago with NFTs.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh thanks, I've always wanted Google Images to be Pinterest.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hope Ray feels better after being blue for so long.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Obama gave such a great interview on @realinfowars.bsky.social. Incredible guest pull, honestly.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yo I literally bought this printer a few months ago. 🫡
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think many “lesser of two evils” people (both pro and anti) think this phrase means we do not have to work towards no evil.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Ask Amazon” “Ask Facebook” “Ask Walmart” “Ask McDonalds” What are you even talking about??? That’s not how this transaction even works.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yea we should name this horror movie “other mommy” AND reveal it one letter at a time. Nobody will laugh.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Took him like 7 years, but he finally managed to read the cliff-notes of the Mueller report and somehow completely misunderstand that the “election interference” was in his favor.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Telling my boss that I want all the credit for good work but none of the responsibilities of bad work.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I wonder how many times I need to hit my own face with a shovel before I can talk like an LLM and get promoted?
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Walking without swinging my arms but ironically
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
How many plagues they gotta send before we get the message?
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Check out my hyper-efficient nonprofit where I light money on fire
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's not true, I just spoke to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes and he was very engaged.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
NO MORE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN BEIGN DEGRADED BY DA WORLD EVERY DAY "NO MORE TOUCHSCREENS I WANT TO PUSH A BUTTON, I WANT THE BUTTON TO CLICK, I DONT WANT A FAKE CLICKING SOUND, I DONT WANT A CAR THAT PRETENDS ITE REVVING UP BY PLAYING EGING SOUNDS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS, I WANT 9999 FUNCTIONING GUILLOTINES, I WANT PEOPLE TO BE BAILED OUT WHILE CORPORATIONS STARVE IN THE STREETS" - FOR MORE OF THIS TYPE OF SHYT GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How come all the big tech companies can download everything that isn’t theirs left and right, but don’t get a billion $250,000 fines?
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You know people's brains are broken when they're like "yea, but isn't *platforming* nazis and rapists actually worse than being one and lying about it?? Think about it"
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Creating a “AI” company that advertises “actual intelligence” and it’s just a bunch of programmers or whatever.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Kinda old news, but I feel like Tailwind changing the default cursor on buttons to...default rather than pointer was a mistake when many UI libraries seem to be trending towards extremely subtle hover-states on buttons. The amount of times I question whether a button is clickable these days...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Alex Jones popped like a balloon.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The people trying to make “Luddite” a thing are hilarious to me.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I have never in my life wanted an app to give me a popup that I need to dismiss to announce a new feature. Like…you already sold me. I’m here, TRYING to use it. Stop advertising yourself to me.
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Sheldon Corcoran @awesomolocity.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I like /s because sometimes I post dumb opinions ironically and then if I read them 6 years later I can’t tell if I was cringe or hilarious.
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