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David Audit

@awesomewells.bsky.social
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
17 year old Justin Seven-Seven scored in the 77th minute last night. I hope they all celebrated as wildly as if they'd won
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Intrigued as to what crazed pagan cult took over Barking Abbey in 1395
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I assume someone will do their patriotic duty and upload some photos of the average crowd size here
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Go on lads, you can do this!
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Well this guy ticks two of your boxes
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lesser Spotted Crimson King sighted on the streets of Marseille
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Annecy is very good.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Guess I need to leave my goose and llama at the gate
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The absolute peak of the London summer
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yes I would have abandoned this present on a park bench as well
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
As a younger man he very much looked like he was trying to get you involved in an international smuggling chain
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There are more sales in making it a straight World Cup tie imo. There being no shortage of people who will want any excuse to buy two items from Greggs. (Our local butcher has stuck a BBQ up and been raking it in)
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Full on CHARIOT RACE taking place on Blackheath right now. One of them got a bit close for comfort after this
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I feel like we've picked the best possible weekend to stay here, on a stretch of swimmable Thames
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A genuine surprise here in that a) UZBEK food is magnificent and b) it is reasonably accessible in London. Uzbek Corner, in the Queensway Covered Market, is as threatened as the building it sits in, so go while you can. Expect rice and meat, dumplings and copious amounts of butter
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Actually no I didn't know this. Excellent fact.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I maybe put off going to Madeira for a few years due to its lack of sandy beaches, which was stupid because it's amazing.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think Expedia might be over-egging the pudding regarding a one-night stay at a Gatwick Airport hotel
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This feels like bad Citymapper advice at 7.30am I dunno
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Live with Sir Bert Millichip and Graham Kelly
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
To whom do I report this algorithmic hate crime?
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I mean I've definitely read both of these books before
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Very excited to play this Great American Novel card game as designed by @vincennes.bsky.social as a birthday present
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Stamford Bridge transfer policy now entirely potato-based
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Found the Jel section in the library
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Yes m8
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Also snap, again
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Woah snap (from about three weeks ago)
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Would strongly recommend hearing this record for the first time while reaching the top of a hill in this weather: open.spotify.com/track/4wKbwW...
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
It's possible that, on a day like this, there is no better way to cross London than looking west on the boat from Battersea to Greenwich (soft rock soundtrack optional but highly recommended)
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The simple joy of sharing some cans at the top of a hill on a midsummer evening. Should really go to Hilly Fields more often
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Things that do not feel normal in London, spotting a turtle paddling around in Regents Canal
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Vibes are high, chatting to lots of dudes who are cursing themselves that their innovative route tracking approach has evaporated upon contact with reality
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This might be the only true precursor that I can think of, right through to the grim realisation of who was actually cashing in
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Feel like this year the world is trying extra hard to remind us that it can sometimes be very good
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Feel like this year the world is trying extra hard to remind us that it can sometimes be very good
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Surprisingly minimal commentary on the impact of tariffs on the international salted manatee and dugong industry
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Also somewhat relieved to discover that this is very good. Haha fuck you Putin
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
First attempt at making khatchapuri went well. Need to get it fluffier though...
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
New Lanchester has taken an unexpectedly dark tone
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I'm reading this now and it's sort of fascinating how he can't resist working in these kinds of conscious literary flourishes. (For reference, this is after two athletes have just played strip monopoly and then had sex with each other on a rug)
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Excited for my new life making obscure Italian cocktails and cooking Georgian food
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year Bluesky. Please enjoy this highly specific and very niche calendar
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Struggling a little with the attribution of this quote
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Good to see the Seven Stars is still very proudly on its bullshit
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
... it took him thirty years to admit to writing it, and he has only done so in one interview. But he signed this. Truly one of the best presents I have ever received
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