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David Audit

@awesomewells.bsky.social
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Intrigued as to what crazed pagan cult took over Barking Abbey in 1395
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@ure.bsky.social We just rang the bells in the Barking belltower!
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Out of curiosity I looked at the UK top 40 and - once you filter out Radio 2 staples like Raye and Olivia Dean - black artists have almost entirely disappeared from the charts and no one seems to have noticed or care
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I assume someone will do their patriotic duty and upload some photos of the average crowd size here
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Go on lads, you can do this!
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wrote an involved post about glibness in the face of history and then remembered I saw a Segway tour yesterday on the spot where Marie Antoinette was beheaded
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lesser Spotted Crimson King sighted on the streets of Marseille
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Drinking beer by a water wheel in Avignon, talking to a group of people who have just cycled across the Alps to get here. Vibes are high. This is living.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am reading Biography of X by Catherine Lacey, a novel in part about the mutability of the past and the unreliability of memory, and it is literally falling apart page by page as I read it, so there's no looking back.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Annecy is very good.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Guess I need to leave my goose and llama at the gate
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
On a train through the lakes and foothills of the Alps, listening to only the most expansive and widescreen techno - The Girl With The Sun In Her Head, The Difference It Makes, Falling Hands etc. All very magical and we haven't even reached Annecy yet
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The riverside in Lyon is a magical place at night, incredible floodlit architecture up in the hills, groups of people sitting right along the bank, smoking and drinking and playing music, no sense that anyone is trying to sell them anything.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Why doesn't the chorus come back after the David Cronenberg bit???
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The absolute peak of the London summer
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Thrown into a Proustian reverie by the old familiar sound of a pub DJ attempting to mix Lady (Hear Me Tonight) into Music Sounds Better With You without realising they're in completely different keys
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yes I would have abandoned this present on a park bench as well
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New YouTube channel idea - one of those "Gen Z hearing artist X for the first time" series except it's a load of people bought up on modern UK rap and club music hearing things like 'Bug Powder Dust' or 'Temple Head' for the first time
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fans of Virginia Woolf will find it fitting that France are playing to the lighthouse, getting nowhere and finding themselves trapped in a quagmire half way through
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This might be the last time we ever see Ronaldo cry so enjoy it
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Successfully avoided all sources of spoilers this morning except the blokes driving up and down at 4am beeping the horn and going "waheeeeeey".
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Full on CHARIOT RACE taking place on Blackheath right now. One of them got a bit close for comfort after this
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sitting in a boat, reading Three Men In A Boat
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I feel like we've picked the best possible weekend to stay here, on a stretch of swimmable Thames
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Waiting til sunset to play this: youtu.be/h_Wzsh6C_3w?...
youtu.be
William Pitt - City Lights (Extended version) 1986
YouTube video by marchairodus
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The gates would be opening at Glastonbury today, I've seen it in all kinds of conditions but today and tomorrow might well be impossible
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is the album you need today. A lazy heatwave afternoon in musical form: open.spotify.com/album/6tBrOB...
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Silent Movie - Album by Quiet Village | Spotify
Quiet Village · album · 2024 · 12 songs
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the Festival Hall for Beverly Glenn-Copeland. I think this might be the youngest audience I have ever seen for an artist in their 70s
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Full of apprehension about what England's goal music is going to be
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I have just heard Skepta rapping in French and will now never be able to unhear it. Key learnings from this 1) his French vocabulary is very limited and 2) it includes 'Pret a Manger'
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sartorially this ITV panel is a disaster and unworthy of the occasion
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Actually no I didn't know this. Excellent fact.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I have eaten in a London restaurant for 42 of the 48 nations in this year's World Cup, so thought I might attempt some sort of guide for anyone wanting to #EatTheWorldCup
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I maybe put off going to Madeira for a few years due to its lack of sandy beaches, which was stupid because it's amazing.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Guys we saw an actual live WHALE today. Blowing up all over the place. I'm reasonably sure this is the only time in my life this will happen
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm in a bar at such high altitude that it's literally above the clouds. It has a jungle theme. The barman just turned on the mechanical lion for us.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think Expedia might be over-egging the pudding regarding a one-night stay at a Gatwick Airport hotel
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This feels like bad Citymapper advice at 7.30am I dunno
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I've lived in London for 47 years and I'm just now getting the Waterloo & City Line for the first time.
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Sitting in a meadow, reading Somerset Maugham by the Thames at Pangbourne. Very strong sense of a proper summer on the way
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I just put this EP on louder than I'd expected to and the opening of the first track made my floor shake: open.spotify.com/album/7k1Ixt...
open.spotify.com
Offerings To The Beast
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What are some big/representative amapiano/3step mixes that are worth seeking out? I always feel like this music isn't best heard on YouTube or via 30-hour playlists, I want to hear it in the hands of a DJ who knows what they're doing. Preponderance of big/obvious tunes positively encouraged
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Went to see The Drama last night, deeply deeply rancid and highly enjoyable
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I suspect this new Avalon Emerson album will be very much a consensus pick by December but right now it feels as fresh and crisp as a newly minted spring
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I don't know if it's just *gestures vaguely around* but I expected to listen to the Mandy Indiana record once in a generally appreciative way and then never again, but instead I'm finding it incredibly addictive
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I'm reading a history of electronic music that is accusing acid house era Britain of paying insufficient attention to black American producers, which is fine except the book also devotes more attention to Keith Allen than Frankie Knuckles. (In the latter case, none at all)
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Is 'She's Lost Control' the first recorded incidence of putting a donk on it?
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
To whom do I report this algorithmic hate crime?
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David Audit @awesomewells.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Very excited to play this Great American Novel card game as designed by @vincennes.bsky.social as a birthday present
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