stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 12/02/2026if someone offered me a bowl of soup with just a little bit of dogshit in it, i would not eat the soup. even if they wrote a post about how they may not like dogshit, but how else are they supposed to sell soup if they can’t offer it to people who love a side of shit with their soup? still no. 020
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 02/01/2026humans are designed so fuckin stupidly because wdym i can’t just pay a doctor every year to powerwash all of my sinus chambers and start fresh with a new olfactory outlook on life 010
Reposted by stephanie vacherKatie Carmichael @drkatcarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025::slowly stands while clapping:: 61009257
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 05/06/2025of all the days to be binge watching succession 😎 010
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 12/04/2025there's something deeply ironic about the children of millennials being told that they, too, are not allowed to enjoy avocado toast www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...cpsc.govFisher-Price Recalls Brunch & Go Stroller Toys Due to Choking HazardConsumers should immediately stop using the recalled stroller toys, keep them away from children, and contact Fisher-Price to receive a free replacement stroller toy. Consumers will be asked to perman... 150
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 08/04/2025[high stress episodes] - eastern european power plant employees are sent to fix some pipes - green fire engulfs a house of worship - italian christmas eve dinner 020
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 08/04/2025[medium stress episodes] - paramedic has a tough time removing unexploded ordinance from a patient - chem teacher’s wife pays back taxes with money stashed under their home - a pennsylvanian ER treats many shooting victims 100
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 08/04/2025presenting my premiere television episode stress spectrum [lower stress episodes] - president’s deputy chief of staff doesn’t want to listen to yo yo ma - big guy defends server rack from supervisor - russian family has chat with their neighbor in a parking garage 100
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 01/04/2025this japan/SK/china alliance thing is the geopolitical equivalent of kendrick and drake dropping a double album of crooning duets 020
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 30/03/2025girl: babe i wanna dance male figure skater: ok but i have some extremely specific requests that involve wearing sequins and strapping knives to our feet male figure skater: also you have to do everything i do, but backwards 040
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 26/03/2025cool i was thinking of doing a capitalism but now i’m gonna drive my car until it hits 250,000 miles or the wheels literally fall off and i can no longer re-attach them 110
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 16/03/2025thanks! we’re not really posting them on socials until they’re old enough to make educated choices about how visible they want to be on the internet 🥰 but suffice it to say that we’re thrilled (i reserve the right to yap about my lived experiences though, lol) 120
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 16/03/2025very small, cute nose, looks a lot like @thegestalt.org 110
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 15/03/2025wasn’t prepared for the fact that i don’t really know any nursery rhymes so this small human is gonna get renditions of black hole sun and heart shaped box instead 6140
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 03/03/2025no surprise that conan did so well hosting the oscars considering that the man knows exactly what it feels like to be robbed 040
Reposted by stephanie vacherJudd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage 868236923634
Reposted by stephanie vacherAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/02/2025They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool. 332225394225
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 21/02/2025you'd think after this many years of knowing myself as a clumsy person, i'd know better than to buy white clothing 230
Reposted by stephanie vacherZoe Gardner @zoejardiniere.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt 522214525931
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 08/02/2025as someone who hasn’t worn a matching pair of socks in probably close to a decade i would implore you to embrace the chaos left and right are merely suggestions, hell you could even buy another pair just to wear two left no right. the world is your oyster, my dear friend. 130
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 04/02/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane .Alt: george w bush standing on an aircraft carrier with a banner above him that says “Mission Accomplished” 000
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 29/01/2025if we’re supposed to be in the final days of rome then we need fewer lifted trucks driven by sweaty men with metabolic syndrome, and more buff shirtless dudes driving gilded chariots with beautiful horseys. i’ll gladly sit back and watch this whole place go to hell with that kind of entertainment. 110
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 29/01/2025for the love of god i need this to be a real tweet (or toot, skeet, post, whatever) 000
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 25/01/2025tbh i appreciate the type of people who get excited for an MRI (even in the face of a potentially unfortunate diagnosis) because instead of thinking of it as a spooky claustrophobic magnet turbine, they see the opportunity for an experimental electronic music experience built for one 060
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 10/01/2025SF wanted in on that california attention too, i guess 130
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 01/01/2025to be completely honest- *my* FSA has been toast since march, but i know a handsome, healthy fella who just threw down a rather large sum today 🤭 000
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 01/01/2025happy “oh shit, oh fuck damn it i need to spend down the rest of my FSA that doesn’t roll over before midnight” day to all who celebrate 120
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 27/12/2024currently about 5mins into red one and laughing my ass off at how real it is that buff santa is seamlessly integrated into the american military industrial complex 110
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 14/12/2024happy tornado warning in san francisco day to all who celebrate 1312
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 25/11/2024fwiw i’m a mashed potatoes girlie myself, they are the toyota corolla with 250k miles but nary a check engine light to be seen. (gravy is snowplow. absolutely goated and the meal is going nowhere if it’s neglected/forgotten.) 120
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 25/11/2024if you ask a kid to pick their favorite truck then it’s unlikely they’ll pick a flatbed or a generic semi, but damn if those rigs aren’t the backbone of america. turkey is the equivalent for thanksgiving- nothing special on the outside, but all the attractive sides rely on it to drive the meal. 110
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 20/11/2024for what it’s worth, i haven’t seen a single airplane seat engagement bait post on this app and that alone makes the experience at least 20% better than threads 160
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 16/11/2024i kinda liken it to a new fast food place opening up, like maybe the glazed french toast balls this place slings won’t block my arteries nearly as bad as the other place that sells fried butter dippin’ sticks, but who knows 110
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 12/11/2024you’d think after 39 years on this godforsaken planet that my body would’ve figured out how to adapt to time zone changes, but no it just has to go and learn the same stupid lesson every time 2100
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 14/07/2023going forward, at the start of every work presentation i will be including a 30 second casper mattress commercial, and at the end i’m going to have a slide with my venmo QR code 140
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 12/07/2023truffles (chocolate) > truffles (pig-discovered) my mind will not be changed 110
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 06/07/2023to be fair i don’t want just anybody to get my precious codes; gotta keep decorum round these here parts 100
Reposted by stephanie vacherJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 06/07/2023The way they pre-populated the servers with high-follow influencer types and fuckin’ brands kinda says everything you need to know about Threads. Like “ah, yes, finally, a new Twitter for the brands to enjoy!” 1933882
stephanie vacher @awesome.bsky.social · 06/07/2023what threads thinks it is v. what it actually is 020
