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he/him. software tinkerer, RPG forever GM. // Bnet: stoppablefrc#1707 // PSN: PhilCharisma // mastodon instance admin // now on blacksky 🌍: rollfor.blog 🐘: awaymessage.club/@stoppableforce

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phil @awaymessage.club · 22/09/2026
Carrot sp—wait, no, it’s Luna
A brown and grey tabby cat laying lazily in a sunny spot next to some markers
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phil @awaymessage.club · 12/09/2026
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phil @awaymessage.club · 17/02/2026
our wow guild put together a spreadsheet to see who was playing what next expansion. then someone decided it needed graphs. and analytics. and a cat!
A spreadsheet for a World of Warcraft guild, showing who is playing what class/role next expansion. A panoply of charts and lists have been added to the right of the simple list. Also, a cat picture. Meanwhile, we didn't even finish the subhead: "Put your name on the." Put my name on the what, Adoe??
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phil @awaymessage.club · 05/02/2026
just testing something, please enjoy this cat picture
an orange cat licking the inside of a container of strawberry yogurt
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phil @awaymessage.club · 16/01/2026
starting the year off right by finishing Urban Myth Dissolution Center. If are or were a fan of the Ace Attorney games, you owe it to yourself to check this game out
title screen from Urban Myth Dissolution Center (2025)screenshot of a scene from Urban Myth Dissolution Center, showing a blonde girl being menaced by some kind of all-red monsterscreenshot of a scene from Urban Myth Dissolution Center, showing two protagonists using their cell phones in a dark environment; one is making fun of the other for effectively living under a rockscreenshot of a scene from Urban Myth Dissolution Center, showing protagonist Azami commenting on a room’s cleanliness (or lack thereof), possibly due to a curse
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phil @awaymessage.club · 01/01/2026
uhhhh
a screenshot of a gif from Merriam-Webster that says "Your 2026 Word," which then reads "slapdash"
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phil @awaymessage.club · 23/12/2025
@kurlancheek.bsky.social first off, let me say, housing has completely blown me away. Phenomenal way to make me lose sleep. 😂 gotta ask, as a subscription-long troll enthusiast though: why do Rezan and Paku get idols and Gonk only gets a bookcase? and no love for Kragwa and Gral? thanks again!
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phil @awaymessage.club · 23/12/2025
@achloryn.bsky.social ... are you playing Legion Remix or does someone else just have a good name here (Archdruid Fuzzbutt)
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phil @awaymessage.club · 12/12/2025
Screenshot from World of Warcraft depicting a very troll-themed house in the new player housing area. An owl perches above the front door.
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phil @awaymessage.club · 01/11/2025
sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I could actually see during the last 20 minutes of an average Vampire Survivors run, but I guess we'll never know
A screenshot from Vampire Survivors, not that you can tell: the screen is just an absolute mishmash of brilliant smears of pixelated color. The word “naneinf” appears dead center thanks to the Balatro DLC, through.
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phil @awaymessage.club · 28/10/2025
if they ever give an award for loudest shoes in the office, I'm gonna win by a country mile
Image from above of a pair of shoes in an extreme bright asymmetrical red, black, and yellow pattern
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phil @awaymessage.club · 29/08/2025
this spam call situation is getting fucking stupid
A screenshot of the received calls view on an iPhone, every one of them an unknown number allegedly from New York
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phil @awaymessage.club · 10/08/2025
I really appreciate the minimum effort that Lunar: Silver Star Story puts into trying to convince me this guy isn't a villain come on, I've seen an anime
Ghaleon from Lunar: Silver Star Story as you first encounter him, where he mostly plays the lute and grins evillyGhaleon in his proper mage attire, where he’s less obviously evil - until he starts dropping hints left and right before his heel turn
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phil @awaymessage.club · 22/07/2025
well, I'll be damned, I got it working.
A screenshot of Hex Kit running under Lutris/Wine on Linux.
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phil @awaymessage.club · 21/07/2025
I think I need more shelving just for tabletop games. Hmm.
A photo of two piles of tabletop roleplaying games. Behind them is a bookshelf, which is ALSO full. (Yes, even the two shelves you can’t see below camera’s edge.)
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phil @awaymessage.club · 19/07/2025
stupid beach. It would be a good spot for a bridge but this is almost definitely interfering
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phil @awaymessage.club · 19/07/2025
The corner of the river is throwing it off - try moving south a bit - but the wording is same energy as
the infamous “Probably a doghouse” meme from Silent Hill
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phil @awaymessage.club · 18/07/2025
whenever Carrot wants to be held while I'm working from home, I always think of it as a Dwarf Fortress status update. Work stopped: Blocked by Cat.
A photo of a man sitting at a desk, his arms fully occupied by a large male orange cat who thinks he is a tiny male orange cat
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phil @awaymessage.club · 30/06/2025
"Dad, I think it's time I get my own desk." me too, buddy. that's where my mouse goes.
An orange male cat lounging across a desk. A man’s forearm is in the foreground of the pic; the cat is resting one paw on top of it.
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phil @awaymessage.club · 22/06/2025
the Free RPG Day haul, and the other stuff I bought because I can't go into a game store for only free stuff. Shout out to Golden Keep Game Co in Louisville, KY for all this!
A photo of a number of tabletop RPG books, including Pendragon, Candela Obscura, CBR+PNL Augmented, and a variety of Free RPG Day products
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phil @awaymessage.club · 13/05/2025
I'm dying
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phil @awaymessage.club · 30/04/2025
morning coffee today.
Photo of a white coffee cup sitting on white patio furniture on a balcony overlooking the Atlantic Ocean.
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phil @awaymessage.club · 07/04/2025
unfollowed some accounts today to attempt to tailor my Instagram algorithm a little better and in return my Suggested Reels section is now six Beyblade videos
A screenshot of an Instagram suggested reels section highlighting three reels about BeybladeA screenshot of an Instagram suggested reels section highlighting three different reels about Beyblade
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phil @awaymessage.club · 04/04/2025
It is 2002. I am 20 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 26 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 38 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 42 years old. We are in a—
Picture from “Watchmen” of Dr. Manhattan sitting alone on Mars being real tired of this bullshit
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phil @awaymessage.club · 14/03/2025
Steam sale pickups today: - Purgatory Dungoneer - Vampire Survivors - Metaphor: ReFantazio - Wanderstop - Ender Lilies - Tactical Breach Wizards - Princess Remedy 2: In a Heap of Trouble
meme image of a weightlifting skeleton captioned "My body is a machine that turns Steam purchases into unplayed games"
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phil @awaymessage.club · 13/03/2025
oh, true, well in THAT case,
screenshot of the second-oldest game on my wishlist, Princess Remedy 2, which has been there since 2020
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phil @awaymessage.club · 13/03/2025
I guess Tactical Breach Wizards has been on my wishlist for almost six years; might as well snag it tomorrow. I have a spending spree planned.
a screenshot of Tactical Breach Wizards from my Steam wishlist, where it's been since mid-2019
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phil @awaymessage.club · 11/03/2025
archives? more like ammunition
a screenshot of an Outlook folder called "Archives," which in turns contains a folder for every year from 2007 to 2025
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phil @awaymessage.club · 08/03/2025
my brain would not rest until I created this dumb #WorldOfWarcraft meme so here we are
Panel 1: An Earthen asks its creator "what is my purpose?"
Panel 2: The titan Aman'thul responds "You maintain a giant hole in the ground and are not permitted to die or ask questions."
Panel 3: Shocked, the Earthen responds "Oh my God"
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phil @awaymessage.club · 06/03/2025
You may fascinate a raid by giving them a pool of gold to stand in. #WorldOfWarcraft
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phil @awaymessage.club · 24/02/2025
screenshot of Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks: “Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24. Entering the town of Twin Peaks. It’s 5 miles south of the Canadian border, 12 miles west of the state line. Never seen so many trees in my life.”
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phil @awaymessage.club · 17/02/2025
I don't remember this one, is it before or after The Oath in Felghana
a photo of a Buddy’s Carpet sign with the “Budd” burned out, leaving only “Y’s Carpet,” making this a really dumb Ys joke
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phil @awaymessage.club · 14/02/2025
Carrot has a fascination with drinking out of human cups and mugs, so every night before bed I fill this mug with water and he drinks from it until he's satisfied. Not spoiled, though.
An orange cat on a bed, drinking water from a mug being held by yours truly
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phil @awaymessage.club · 13/02/2025
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation
A photo of the opening pages of Triangle Agency’s GM section, boldly emblazoned with the words “NICE ONE, IDIOT.” Why? That’s spoilers.
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phil @awaymessage.club · 07/02/2025
And there's 100% completion on #1000xRESIST (as I thought, I was just 1-2 folks off from the interaction achievements each chapter). What a phenomenal experience this game was!
A screenshot from a Steam Deck menu page, showing 1000xRESIST at 100% achievement completion after 19 hours of play.
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phil @awaymessage.club · 02/02/2025
you know, the signs leading to this place all said "Horse Lobby," so I'm not sure what I was expecting #1000xRESIST
A screenshot from video game 1000xRESIST, showing main character Watcher standing in a round room whose only feature of note is a silver horse statue. This is, apparently, the Horse Lobby.
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phil @awaymessage.club · 27/01/2025
had some garlic and herb chicken (from Aldi) to use up, had some tikka masala simmer sauce (also from Aldi), and boom, dinner in 15 minutes - which is exactly what I want after a day in the office
A plate of chicken and vegetables cooked in a tikka masala simmer sauce, over rice with garlic naan on the side
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phil @awaymessage.club · 19/01/2025
seen in my neighborhood: Cybertruck straight outta Silent Hill
a Cybertruck driving near a strip mall. the Cybertruck appears to have rusted and stained heavily due to winter weather, making it look like something from the video game Silent Hill
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phil @awaymessage.club · 18/01/2025
and there's Transistor 100% complete. Supergiant just doesn't miss.
Picture of Red, the protagonist of Transistor, embracing the titular weapon/macguffin, which looks like nothing so much as a teal greatsword crossed with an SD card
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phil @awaymessage.club · 05/01/2025
dealing with insurance fuckups this morning got me like
a screenshot showing three buttons: “Give Up,” “Try Again,” and “Call Luigi.” The last one is highlighted
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phil @awaymessage.club · 30/12/2024
I restrained myself, just a little bit. 😂 was just like “oh yeah, I’ve played a little of that” then attached this screenshot
Screenshot from the Steam mobile app showing over 250 hours spent playing Balatro
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phil @awaymessage.club · 22/12/2024
not enough video games give you a little personality quiz anymore with tarot cards or something like them to determine your stats or class or whatever. Bring that back.
Screenshot of tarot-based personality quiz from Ogre Battle: March of the Black QueenScreenshot of virtue-based personality quiz from Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar
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phil @awaymessage.club · 18/12/2024
no credits for guessing what the roguelike deck builder in question is
a graph showing six of my most played video game genres, which are apparently Roguelike Deckbuilder, JRPG, and LGBTQ+
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phil @awaymessage.club · 09/12/2024
My mom's cat has adopted my childhood blanket and I'm here for it
A tortoiseshell cat peeking out of a Sesame Street blanket that she has tunneled into.
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phil @awaymessage.club · 24/11/2024
Post your On Repeat: uh, listen, I can explain (no I can’t)
A screenshot of the user’s Spotify “On Repeat” playlist, which appears to be an automated playlist of songs the user has played on repeat a lot
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phil @awaymessage.club · 21/11/2024
Oh hey, I recognize that little purple GBA box!
A photo of the light purple box for Harukanaru Toki no Naka de for the Game Boy Advance
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phil @awaymessage.club · 17/11/2024
and roll credits on Veilguard at 77.5 hours, 51/52 achievements. Extremely fun, kinda itching for another go but I'm gonna let it rest a bit. (Other than that last achievement, anyway.) Not bad for a game I wasn't even gonna buy until it seemed like half my WoW guild did.
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phil @awaymessage.club · 22/10/2024
it REALLY looks like it in my screenshot. lmao
a World of Warcraft screenshot of a bright blue bear form druid dancing behind a troll monk dressed in purple. the bear appears to be beating out a staccato rhythm on the monk's back
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phil @awaymessage.club · 12/10/2024
what in tarnation
photo of a Tire Discounters sign that reads “it’s baaaaack / pumpkin spice rubber”
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phil @awaymessage.club · 01/10/2024
testing a little cross-posting (via Croissant) complete with an image. If these social networks won't talk to each other, I guess this'll have to do
image of a white G-SHOCK watch I bought last week. Yes the face really does look orange and blue
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