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aWalter

@awalter.bsky.social
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poet, musician, sound engineer (live & studio), writer, spouse, pet parent patreon.com/awalter

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 9h
Nicki Minaj was NEVER cool
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 22h
the feed this evening reminded me that the word DISGRACE is quite scathing
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol I cackled
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
128 days and counting Day 1 of me hearing about it
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
someone playing the news loudly on their phone and commercials as well Sir, this is a Chinese buffet
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there's one name that I'm adamant about pronouncing a particular way and it's the name Luis not my name and I don't want to hear them say "Louis" 🤮
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LFG 🏆
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
set your phone to 50% or more grayscale I created a shortcut button for it and I spend well over 90% of my time on the grayscale setting super easy to deactivate for editing photos and checking the appearance of certain colors unexpectedly, I'm A LOT more decisive and aware of my surroundings
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
parlay hit last weekend 🙌 out here turning dimes into Hamiltons
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pretty sure everyone knows a great listener who's terrible at listening
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
things like, "he didn't eat, pee, or poo all day yesterday AND slept all day in different locations around the house, but he ate an entire tube of tuna treat at 1 AM, had another at 7:30 AM... can y'all see us today?
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
on a semi-normy timeline/trajectory, now at 42 years old, I can truly say that I understand what Lil Wayne meant when he said "life is a movie I've seen too many times"
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
P.S. No one can afford to be reckless with all those egg yolks, cheeses, oils, and anything larger than a grain of rice. Actively kill the rancid death before it can ever start.
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dear Earthlings, Stop putting food in your fucking dishwasher. Why? Because NO ONE is cleaning out their trap on a weekly basis. Sincerely, Your Gut Biome
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
coining the spelling of gotchy'all before someone else has a chance to screw it up
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this 🙌 Mother Nature is still our greatest teacher
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
chucked a baby into Lake Michigan but WE should change our vernacular...? 🤮 common sense about to make a comeback 👏
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ah, so he'd rather admit a refusal to do his job. literal dereliction of duty. this timeline is GARBAGE 🤮
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cuban: I've given money to end Citizens United. I know my next dollar isn't going to change my life. But it can sure change a lot of other people's lives, and that's the way I try to live
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
still don't quite have the words but I'll try for a sec this year has been A LOT it behooves humanity to do everything we possibly can to make this world a bit more magical and bright that's all I got for now this might take a while #DollyParton #TimCurry #forever
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
you can get that inquiry removed from your credit report
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bye Benny
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
here's just a screen shot of all the tax rates cited in the "you lived through socialism" video that's the top earner tax rate followed by the corporate tax rate
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we already lived through Democratic Socialism and it created the eras that boomers herald as "America's Greatness" feel free to use these statistics ad nauseum www.tiktok.com/t/ZTDVa4GDE/
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We’ve been here before but it seems a history lesson was necessary
TikTok video by dawsen
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watters ain't even good at this disingenuous painting bullshit 🤮 "that's some sick stuff..." that you brought up JESSE 👏
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
yeah, like asking Candidates for Senate about Women's basketball more garbage and poppycock at Noon
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
and boom goes the sauce from a dirty vat, aimed right for our gullets
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
they so obviously tossed Leavitt for showing signs of aging that couldn't be botoxed and the Epstein files still feature Trump's name more than Harry Potter is mentioned in all of the books
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Watters out here on high school gossip people are starving people are drowning in debt black people are getting lynched people aren't seeking medical care people are getting PRICE GOUGED but NO let's give more airtime to EKF for being a shitbag 🤮
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
spouse just mentioned that I have a birthday coming up in that moment I realized that I don't want to celebrate this year might've felt the same way last year. can't quite remember 🤔 either way, I never thought I'd live to see birthdays as a drag
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
maturity is realizing that Pierce Brosnan's character in Mrs. Doubtfire wasn't really allergic to pepper at the time it was perceived as "manlier" to declare an allergy instead of saying "I can't handle spicy food" #patriarchicalharminthe90s
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the pre-collision system on my car just activated WHILE I WAS PARKING 🤮 obstacles exist while parking yet engineers are fucking stupid
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this is the reality they created for themselves distance yourself from humanity and your mind will turn on you. bar none.
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
venture 92% accuracy 🤷🏻‍♂️
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
from memory: it's _____ & blood the dust & mud it's the roar of the Sunday crowd it's the ride in the rubble the gold in the buckle he'll win in the next go round it's boots & chaps & cowboy hats it's spurs & a latigo it's the ropes & the reins & the joy & the pain & they call the thing a rodeo
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ways to improve the United States of America: imake sure retired people who worked their whole damn lives can afford healthy food, adequate shelter, clothing, and all the basic necessities to exist no matter what can't guarantee enjoyment but we should be set up with the bare minimums
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Republicans are afraid of functionality they need layers for corruption
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
gotta be capable of perceiving more than what you perceive naturally seeing far too many people crumble under the weight of their own perception
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
lol apparently the Paramount+ sound team is atrocious the immersion isn't there the sidechaining is distracting and it takes A LOT of concentration to hear the audience
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Stop Casting Porosity 𓅨 @stopcasting.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I would drive the fuck out of this car.
A Waimea concept car
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🤔 that's just a hard-to-clean dutch oven
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It is kind of funny that they named the frequency illusion the Baader-Meinhoff phenomenon when Baader-Meinhoff was discussed frequently only in the 70s and then never again for fifty years
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
mind y'all, they're doing all this AFTER balancing Adams' -$12B budget after fixing potholes after paying snow shovelers after...
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
my reaction to wordle's "phew" note when you get it on the last try is like when golfers try to talk to my ball
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Espresso Gyro
ALT: Espresso Gyro
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
if I'm standing in public and 9 CAMERAS are staring at me, no one can deny the inherent codependency of the whole situation
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
imagine accepting a job from a con man
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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
some wordle results from the last couple of weeks
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