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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

on a semi-normy timeline/trajectory, now at 42 years old, I can truly say that I understand what Lil Wayne meant when he said "life is a movie I've seen too many times"

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dear Earthlings, Stop putting food in your fucking dishwasher. Why? Because NO ONE is cleaning out their trap on a weekly basis. Sincerely, Your Gut Biome

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

coining the spelling of gotchy'all before someone else has a chance to screw it up

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

this 🙌 Mother Nature is still our greatest teacher

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Cuban: I've given money to end Citizens United. I know my next dollar isn't going to change my life. But it can sure change a lot of other people's lives, and that's the way I try to live

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

still don't quite have the words but I'll try for a sec this year has been A LOT it behooves humanity to do everything we possibly can to make this world a bit more magical and bright that's all I got for now this might take a while #DollyParton #TimCurry #forever

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

here's just a screen shot of all the tax rates cited in the "you lived through socialism" video that's the top earner tax rate followed by the corporate tax rate

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

we already lived through Democratic Socialism and it created the eras that boomers herald as "America's Greatness" feel free to use these statistics ad nauseum www.tiktok.com/t/ZTDVa4GDE/

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We’ve been here before but it seems a history lesson was necessary

TikTok video by dawsen

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

and boom goes the sauce from a dirty vat, aimed right for our gullets

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

spouse just mentioned that I have a birthday coming up in that moment I realized that I don't want to celebrate this year might've felt the same way last year. can't quite remember 🤔 either way, I never thought I'd live to see birthdays as a drag

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

maturity is realizing that Pierce Brosnan's character in Mrs. Doubtfire wasn't really allergic to pepper at the time it was perceived as "manlier" to declare an allergy instead of saying "I can't handle spicy food" #patriarchicalharminthe90s

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

the pre-collision system on my car just activated WHILE I WAS PARKING 🤮 obstacles exist while parking yet engineers are fucking stupid

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

from memory: it's _____ & blood the dust & mud it's the roar of the Sunday crowd it's the ride in the rubble the gold in the buckle he'll win in the next go round it's boots & chaps & cowboy hats it's spurs & a latigo it's the ropes & the reins & the joy & the pain & they call the thing a rodeo

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

ways to improve the United States of America: imake sure retired people who worked their whole damn lives can afford healthy food, adequate shelter, clothing, and all the basic necessities to exist no matter what can't guarantee enjoyment but we should be set up with the bare minimums

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Republicans are afraid of functionality they need layers for corruption

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

gotta be capable of perceiving more than what you perceive naturally seeing far too many people crumble under the weight of their own perception

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

lol apparently the Paramount+ sound team is atrocious the immersion isn't there the sidechaining is distracting and it takes A LOT of concentration to hear the audience

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Stop Casting Porosity 𓅨 @stopcasting.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I would drive the fuck out of this car.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It is kind of funny that they named the frequency illusion the Baader-Meinhoff phenomenon when Baader-Meinhoff was discussed frequently only in the 70s and then never again for fifty years

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

mind y'all, they're doing all this AFTER balancing Adams' -$12B budget after fixing potholes after paying snow shovelers after...

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

my reaction to wordle's "phew" note when you get it on the last try is like when golfers try to talk to my ball

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Espresso Gyro

ALT: Espresso Gyro

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

if I'm standing in public and 9 CAMERAS are staring at me, no one can deny the inherent codependency of the whole situation

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

imagine accepting a job from a con man

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

some wordle results from the last couple of weeks

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

behold! this is exactly what my Dad looked like at my wedding en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Co...

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Phil Collins - Wikipedia

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

unreasonably livid unlearning anger is hard

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

unless you're deeply in touch with the truest version of yourself, surface emotions are largely bullshit

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

it is absolutely infuriating when others try to act like your idea was theirs GTFOH with that delayed relevance

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

choose to be curious feed your curiosities do not assume ask questions

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

lol Fauci ain't Epstein we really shouldn't vote for politicians who need scapegoats and martyrs "just prosecute the people who break the law" has never been more like

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Spider-Man Pointing Meme

ALT: Spider-Man Pointing Meme

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

CHP chose the wrong one today how are you gonna give a ticket to someone 2 full ass cars behind you that's moving slower than the one in front of it answer that and stay fashionable

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

remember when word of mouth had nothing to do with SEO?

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

amazing how everyone takes the whole "don't rinse off your dishes before loading them in the dishwasher" way too fucking literally . . . what you're REALLY supposed to do is: - any remaining debris must be smaller than a grain of rice - clean the dishwasher trap WEEKLY

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

NO ONE wants Data Centers. NO ONE wants their cars tracking your every movements. NO ONE wants Flock camera's. So who the fuck is installing them? And why are we just taking it???

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

karaoke where everyone sings along might be one of my favorite things clearly, I don't miss the stage at all 😭

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

so if all the door codes at a resort are "4547" then the owners are Trumpers, right?

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

taking a moment after 2 of our closest friends got married grateful that my body refused to let me sob obnoxiously

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

handsome people with substance are so rare to find

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

if you find yourself in an embarrassing moment, or perhaps a situation where you need to take accountability, just shut the fuck up and take it on the nose seriously, the USA has a massive problem with this shit don't bark don't bite grow the fuck up

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

there's a percentage of people out there that will try to rough your chuff you're always within your rights to call them out for being sad sacks of vitriol stay chuffy, folks 💯🏆

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Dear Portland (Oregon), The tree of heaven is a HUGE problem. An absolute menace. Triclopyr's half life is 6 months. Takes 1/2 an ounce to wither a 20' tree. Apply around end of August, early September. Drill downward diagonal ports and fill with a dropper. You're welcome. Best, aWalter

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

made smothered cauliflower kale and andouille sausage did the smothering with a bit of consumé roasted the cauli tossed w/spices sautéed the sausage and kale, deglazed with equal parts balsamic & lemon HIGH simmer for 8-10 mins then top w/spices & add water to cook down the consumé

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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 25/07/2026

I don't think it's fair to say LeBron is "doing a reverse Fresh Prince" before we have even seen how many fights he gets into in Philadelphia

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aWalter @awalter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

rideshare apps do not reimburse drivers for tolls if you want customers to reach their destination as fast as possible, then you need to cover the tolls full stop

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