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Perpetually exhausted queer autistic who sometimes does things and says things.

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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 21h
Sooo, anyone wanna play Big Walk? I'm not sure if it's cross platform, but I have it on playstation and I'll buy it on PC.
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Zachary Carr @yeetomato.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The hollow moss seller from #DarkSouls
Painting of a shrivelled robed character holding out a ball of purple moss between rusty bars
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think I am getting close to the end of the DLC....
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RIP to the Rose Estate Tram | Streaming lies of p.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And the number of people who are going to be emulating on PC before the official release, is likely vanishingly small compared to the number of people who will just buy it on Steam.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That looks like a windows Snipping Tool red box to me. Probably a bit less work for them than doing it in Paint, if that makes you feel better.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Making a post to trick my brain Maybe someday I'll learn how to do things again
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't plan on using the slopsuite, but I've tried using LibreOffice for personal projects, and it does not measure up to excel. Clunky, ugly, missing features. The excel of 10 years ago was better. This will be attractive to a lot of people, even if they know about alternatives.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm getting really sick of living in a mess all the time, but I also have no idea how I'm supposed to actually get myself to do the things I need to do fix it.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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To the Lighthouse | Streaming lies of p.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I made a clip of the last boss fight I finished in Lies of P, and I think it's a good example of what my stream is like when I'm fighting a boss.
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Battle of the 'Brellas! - avocado_friend on Twitch
avocado_friend went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Lies of P VOD now.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I usually don't have much trouble getting to sleep when I'm in bed, it's just managing to pull myself away from the myriad pleasures of video games and internet, and do all the tasks required to actually get into bed, that I tend to struggle with.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think a lot of people don't understand that when you ask an ai to edit an image, it's not editing the image, it's making a whole new image that looks like the first one but with the edits you requested.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God bless all the streamers who don't mind a bit of consensual backseating. I love to say facts about my favorite game and it's always nice to help people.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Battle of the 'Brellas! | Streaming lies of p.
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate to be one of those "people aren't liking my posts" whiners, but not enough of you are appreciating how fucking cool trains are.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finding a new job is so exhausting, especially when you're current job is already exhausting you.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remembered that I have free will, and games often have custom difficulty settings, so I turned off hunger and thirst, and now I'm 20+ hours in, and having a great time.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think the fact that I was able to dispel a misconception with about a minute of skimming is a sign the article is well written!
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I have skimmed the Wikipedia article and I have no idea why I thought it was invasive where I live (Sonoran Desert). I think someone said that to me, and it seemed plausible because it's used for cattle grazing, so I just internalized it as fact.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Where I live, buffalo grass is an invasive species, but I'm sure it was local to your dream hillside, or you wouldn't have planted it.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sad posting
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Food service workers who remember your order are so sweet 🥰
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller has a great video about the difficulty of this problem.
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The False Evolution of Execution Methods
YouTube video by Jacob Geller
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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A frozen gauntlet | Streaming lies of p.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly not any more gross than having another human in bed with you. Mammals are gross, but if you're sharing your home with one, you're already sharing some microbes, so you might as well enjoy some cuddles.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pull ups are the best exercise, fr. Nothing makes you feel more powerful than moving your body into the air.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a taco bell and red bull morning
My hand holding a red bull and a taco bell bag
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slept in until 6:40am. Honestly don't remember the last time I slept this late, and I was even in bed before 10.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But the thing that truly blows my mind is, unlike a truck on a highway, once a heavy train gets moving, you can completely disengage the throttle and the whole thing will coast for miles. Magic.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Sucralose is a miracle of modern food science and I love that it exists.
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey, this rules
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I decided to take it as a good sign of the declining cultural relevance of harry potter. If people wanted it, they wouldn't have to push it so hard.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Happy Thursday, or as like to call it, "Fool's Friday" The week has been so long and hard, that it seems like it must be Friday, but you have been fooled. You must labor for two more days before beginning your weekend labors.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As annoying and terrible as this is, I've decided that this a good sign of the declining cultural relevance of the harry potter brand. Like AI, if people wanted it, they wouldn't have to force it into everything.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
apparently system updates come with ads now
A screenshot of the "System update available" screen for a google pixel smartphone.

The third item on the "what's new?" list reads as follows:

"-Instantly customize your Pixel with Harry Potter audiobook packs to celebrate the release of Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions on Audible. One-tap changes your wallpaper, icons and sounds with elements from the audiobooks"
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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How far north is Krat anyway? | Streaming lies of p.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But the thing that truly blows my mind is, unlike a truck on a highway, once a heavy train gets moving, you can completely disengage the throttle and the whole thing will coast for miles. Magic.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And we can build a machine that can get all those thousands of tons moving at highway speeds. And if one isn't enough, you just connect two together and you've got twice the power. Good luck doing that with a truck.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trains are magic y'all. You have a container the size of a semi, built from steel and loaded full of rocks. Then you put that on wheels and rails and connect it up with dozens of others in a chain that can be miles long.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want an app or software or website which will let me view the text of a book at the same time that I'm listening to the audiobook of that book. There are public domain audiobooks and public domain books which I can download, but I want to be able to combine those experiences.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It feel so strange to hear sombr use "my body isn't ready" to mean "I'm insecure about my body" Where I come from (tumblr, circa 2010), "my body isn't ready" is an expression of overwhelming lust.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
monday malaise, monday morose monday capitalism, doing the most
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have been streaming Derail Valley the last couple days and I'm having a blast. Souls games often makes me laugh, but nothing makes me smile like operating a locomotive.
A cropped screenshot of me streaming Derail Valley. I am smiling widely.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An edited xkcd comic showing a stick figure typing at a computer. Someone in another room says "Are you coming to bed"
Stick figure: I can't. This is important 
Other person: What? 
Stick figure: Someone is playing dark souls for the first time on twitch.

The original handwritten words after "Someone is" have been replaced with slightly askew text which reads "playing dark souls for the first time on twitch"
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An edited xkcd comic showing a stick figure typing at a computer. Someone in another room says "Are you coming to bed"
Stick figure: I can't. This is important 
Other person: What? 
Stick figure: Someone is playing dark souls for the first time on twitch.

The original handwritten words after "Someone is" have been replaced with slightly askew text which reads "playing dark souls for the first time on twitch"
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Happy Anniversi-P to the best video game adaptation of a 19th century Italian children's story | Streaming lies of p.
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avocadofriend.bsky.social @avocadofriend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was starting to feel better about my job in general, with a fresh start with a new boss, but apparently the old boss is still working as a contractor and I'm supposed to keep emailing them as I have been, while copying in the new boss, so I guess it's not that fresh of a start after all...
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TekknoNerd @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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