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Avidan (she/her)

@avidangerzone.bsky.social
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Tired dad, nerd, and trans lady. 🏳️‍⚧️ She/her.

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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eric the caterpillar is missing. I saw him this morning but I can't find him in the planter anymore. I read online that his species of caterpillar will move very far from their food source when they're ready to enter the chrysalis stage so they're safer from predators. I hope that's what's happened
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meet Eric. Eric is a caterpillar that showed up on our celery plant a couple weeks ago. We are now very devoted to Eric and check on him many times a day. During the storm this weekend we were afraid Eric got smushed but it turns out he was fine. Enjoy this picture of him eating a leaf.
Eric, a caterpillar of the black Swallowtail variety, munching on a celery leaf. His body is leaf green with bands mixed with yellow and black around segments of his body
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apropos of nothing but will someone please solve K4 of Kryptos already?
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@tkingfisher.com During this year's Romancing The Vote auction, I put up my services of writing a song parody. The winner asked me to write a song about potatoes. A friend suggested you might find my work interesting as well so here is a link to the doc. Enjoy! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Potato Parody
Attend the tale of Yukon Gold A worse potato has ne’er been sold I swear I never would say yum To such a disgrace of a tuberosum I’d rather eat a piece of mold Than Yukon Gold The worst potato in hist...
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My library just announced they're cutting back their hours by an hour a day and I'm going to war
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That trans moment where you look at the wardrobe you've built up over four years of transition and barely like any of it anymore.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@ryeisenberg.bsky.social My kids and I made pretzel bites! (Without egg wash because we were lazy)
Pretzel bites! (I promise)
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Noelle Palmer @noelleevepalmer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey y’all! I wanted to talk about a project that’s very near and dear to my heart, a 900 word picture book titled Ever’s Haply After: A Trans Fairy Tale! (1/3)
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sometimes I wonder if there's still value in being on social media platforms and then I'll have a night like tonight where I was talking bagels and baking and mixers with @mostlybree.kitrocha.com and @ryeisenberg.bsky.social and I'm confident the answer is yes.
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Jim C. Hines @jimchines.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 300 million books to children. In honor of her passing, I'm making my middle grade book TAMORA CARTER: GOBLIN QUEEN free through the end of the week if you use coupon code ThanksDolly at payhip.com/b/JI8X Grab a copy for a kid who might enjoy it.
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Tamora Carter: Goblin Queen (e-book)
A middle-grade fantasy from the author of the Goblin Quest trilogyOne night after roller derby practice, twelve-year-old Tamora Carter discovers a pair of goblins digging through the dumpster behind t...
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok someone better put Tom Hanks in protective custody.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GODDAMN IT FUCKING ANOTHER ONE?!?!
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN IT.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seconded.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What, and I say this with all sincerity, the actual fuck?
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Who's got two thumbs and just graduated from physical therapy after six months? This gal.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm at a lodge in Minnesota right now and I just witnessed a bunch of guys dressed like "bros on vacation" following a guy dressed like a priest (black robe with collar) across the main lawn....into the ice cream shop. I am so curious what is going on there
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm pretty sure the answer to this is "no", but does anyone happen to have a lot of cash lying around they don't know what to do with? An inclusive Jewish org I'm a part of could use a cash infusion so we can guarantee regular services.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I didn't think I'd say this but I was kinda underwhelmed by Banana Ball?
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I was today years old when I realized the name of the painting in the #Leverage Season 5 episode "The Frame Up Job" was Ma Mystére and not, as I had assumed, Mama's Stare. Cc @johnrogers.bsky.social
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Apparently transfeminine entered the dictionary in my birth year of 1985 which seems apt.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Listening to the Newark airport ground ATC. A pilot just said "I'm keeping a positive mental attitude" about the weather and the ATC guy just said "well that makes one of us". Ah, pilots
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We're up to seven. This weekend is gonna absolutely suck.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever made
The scene from X-Men where Storm asks "do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?" And then it's the picture of the Toad with Lightning McQueen from Cars on top of his head.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So it looks like I've cried four times in the last couple days now? New record! (For context, Saturday is the fourth anniversary of my mom's passing and yesterday was the 12th anniversary of my grandfather's passing. It's a very emotional few days)
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nothing like some good ol fashioned rampant anxiety to make your day complete!
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mean Girls (Broadway musical version) and/or Legally Blonde (Broadway musical version)
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You're welcome, everybody!
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Wen Wen @muteddragon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Go back to the bathroom, maybe it can be 2-0! 😆
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I literally go to the bathroom for one minute and I miss the first actual goal?!?
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is the most I've ever been interested in soccer
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Even if Spain wins this game, the Argentina goalie is the MVP.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If Argentina wins this it'll be bizarre.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My kids are getting increasingly worked up that is a tie still
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There are worse tie ins than Ted Lasso, I guess
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The way we all screamed "THE MUPPETS!?!" at the halftime show
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dear Fox One app, Your inability to support Chromecast means I'm watching the final on an iPad with my family sitting around the dining room table instead of on the couch in my living room. You absolutely suck. Sincerely, Me
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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Urgent freelance art commission! My previous arrangement has fallen through, so I need someone who can look at this sad lil' placeholder kaiju and whip up a proper, looming, nicely lit and atmospherically appropriate monster I can place into this same composition. Feel free to reply here- THREAD 🧵
The mock-up cover of my Kaiju Agonistes digital novelette
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@romancingthevote.com If I bought a second chance zoom call when should I hear from the person about that?
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Me five years ago vs me now
Top: me, five years ago, before I realized I was trans. 

Bottom: Me from about a month ago
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@romancingthevote.com How soon after a donor's confirmation of payment will we get their contact info?
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Once a year, I drive to Philly and back in the same day and every year I forget just how tired I was when I got home the previous year.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Eagerly waiting to find out who won my Romancing The Vote item. But also I know it's a gradual process.
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Romancing the Vote @romancingthevote.com · 07/07/2026
HEY FRIENDS! Did you miss your shot to sign up for @clairewillett.bsky.social's Hater's Book Club, now with 50% more schism? Did you miss your chance to sign up for @courtneymilan.com's Samuel Alito is a Whiny Pissbaby Chat? We got you! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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2026 second chance offer confirmation (Zooms)
Please complete this form once per event type. You can specify multiple tickets per event.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well, the auction is over at @romancingthevote.com and my song parody item went for $76. Which is about $66 more than I had expected it to go for. I kinda mentioned this in an earlier post but legitimately, I think this is the first time anyone has paid for a song parody of mine.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
$20,000 would be absolutely delulu but what the fuck let’s take a swing at it if we hit $20,000 I will pretend to be a journalist and contact Vance’s office to ask what he thinks about the schism
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@romancingthevote.com If an item has a Second Chance, will that be on the listing or is it only revealed after?
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I have admitted defeat on one of the RtV auction items. But now there's more money I can spend on other stuff!
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's the last day to bid on my @romancingthevote.com item! (To Hot To Go) P-A-R-O-D-then-Y I'm not Weird Al but I try! P-A-R-O-D-then-Y 8 hours left; time does fly! www.32auctions.com/organization...
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A Song Parody For You!
Auction item 'A Song Parody For You!' hosted online at 32auctions.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Based on all the one hour calls on offer I'm seeing on @romancingthevote.com , next year I'm offering a one hour zoom session for the winner to just tell me things they find cool. Because sometimes nerds need an avid audience.
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