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Avidan (she/her)

@avidangerzone.bsky.social
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Tired dad, nerd, and trans lady. 🏳️‍⚧️ She/her.

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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meet Eric. Eric is a caterpillar that showed up on our celery plant a couple weeks ago. We are now very devoted to Eric and check on him many times a day. During the storm this weekend we were afraid Eric got smushed but it turns out he was fine. Enjoy this picture of him eating a leaf.
Eric, a caterpillar of the black Swallowtail variety, munching on a celery leaf. His body is leaf green with bands mixed with yellow and black around segments of his body
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@ryeisenberg.bsky.social My kids and I made pretzel bites! (Without egg wash because we were lazy)
Pretzel bites! (I promise)
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever made
The scene from X-Men where Storm asks "do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?" And then it's the picture of the Toad with Lightning McQueen from Cars on top of his head.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Me five years ago vs me now
Top: me, five years ago, before I realized I was trans. 

Bottom: Me from about a month ago
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Complete disbelief.
My listing of A Song Parody For You on the Romancing The Vote auction page with a Featured banner!
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. This wasn't the ABC show. It was an NBC reality show where people got dropped off somewhere in the world blindfolded and had to get to the Statue of Liberty. It premiered the day before the first episode of The Amazing Race. It...lost.
Title card for the TV show Lost (not the drama on ABC, the crappy reality show on NBC)
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
No one expects the screaming @peculiarityshop.bsky.social sticker! (Except I probably should by now)
Mysterious yelling sticker?
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@peculiarityshop.bsky.social This was in my order and I don't know what it is!
Mysterious rainbow plastic thing!
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I got a haircut! (I got them all cut)
Look at that great hair! And the dress is pretty nice too! And you can see the majesty of the back of the head hair in the mirror. Trust me, it's great.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I drove a duck boat!
I'm driving a duck boat!
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
As takes go, it actually could be worse. Here's The Telegraph slippery sloping from the ban.
Headline from The Telegraph of a column by Annabel Denham 

"The miserable reality of a plant based society"Article continues in part 

It's worth considering where this logic leads when taken seriously. Suppose we all eat our last juicy steak tonight and from tomorrow switch entirely to kale and nuts. What follows? Livestock farming is axed, replaced by landscapes of solar panels and wind turbines. Food production migrates into controlled environments - hydroponic towers and lab-grown substitutes. Rural life, as it has existed for centuries, is destroyed. Cows and pigs become zoo attractions. Compostable toilets. One shower a week. Rationing of miles driven. Old petrol cars banned. Flights not permitted, except for politicians. Armed guards on the beaches to stop us escaping.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I don't know who needs to see this but it needs to be seen. Discovered at my local library
A picture of the cover of a book entitled "The Yul Brynner Cookbook: Food Fit for the King and You" by Yul Brynner with Susan Reed. The cover also has a picture of Yul Brynner dressed similarly to his character from The King and I
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I came across an article by Annabel Denham of The Telegraph claiming that an all vegan diet would doom society. (screenshot below) Which leads me to ask this: Annie, are you OK? Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?
Screenshot of article text, which reads

It’s worth considering where this logic leads when taken seriously. Suppose we all eat our last juicy steak tonight and from tomorrow switch entirely to kale and nuts. What follows? Livestock farming is axed, replaced by landscapes of solar panels and wind turbines. Food production migrates into controlled environments – hydroponic towers and lab-grown substitutes. Rural life, as it has existed for centuries, is destroyed. Cows and pigs become zoo attractions. Compostable toilets. One shower a week. Rationing of miles driven. Old petrol cars banned. Flights not permitted, except for politicians. Armed guards on the beaches to stop us escaping.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Black bean smashburgers from Zaynab Issa's Third Culture Cooking. The best black bean burger I've ever had
Black bean smashburgers with melted cheddar cheese and toasted buns
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Banana Ball tickets!!!!
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm going a little wild in the kitchen today. Baked oatmeal, mac and cheese, roasted brussel sprouts, tofu and broccoli
Mac and cheese on the left, baked oatmeal on the rightRoasted Brussels sprouts with Trader Joe's Yangnyeom sauceBroccoli and tofu
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Wearing my new necklace from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social!
I'm wearing an emerald green sleeveless dress with a necklace of rainbow stones. The stones go in color order from purple at the top to red on the bottom and get smaller in size as it goes down.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I made dinner! Vegetable enchiladas!
Vegetable enchiladas! Homemade enchilada sauce! Melted cheesy goodness!
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I also saw @seananmcguire.bsky.social's books! Seasonal Fears and Middlegame
Seasonal Fears by Seanan McGuire
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Things I saw today at the Bakken Museum gift shop
A coffee mug that changes display when hot water is added. Before, it's a bunch of closed doors. After, it's a bunch of gay people coming out of the closets. It's called Great Gays Out Of The Closet.
 A bar of soap with a picture of Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek The Next Generation. The soap is called "Make It Soap" and is Earl Grey scented
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Children really are our future.
Excerpt from the New York Times about Trump

He socialized for some minutes, then joined the first lady, Melania Trump, to chat with elementary-school-aged children writing cards to members of the military. Squeezed onto a bench between a young boy and young girl, the president was captured on camera criticizing his predecessor, Mr. Biden.

“You know, Biden would use the autopen,” Mr. Trump said, referring to a typically uncontroversial method of affixing a presidential signature, which Mr. Trump has seized upon to criticize the former president. “He was incapable of signing his name.”

One child interjected, “What?”
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
SO GOOD
Matzah brei topped with salsa fresca
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I apparently dropped off from taking selfies for a while because this is from a couple years ago. I should get back into doing them. Anyway: it me!
It's me! I'm smiling and wearing a green floral dress.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I cannot wait to read this.
The cover of the book "To Die For: A Cookbook of Gravestone Recipes" by Rosie Grant
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Thank you! Now this might be my ignorance of earring wearing, but are these also considered French hooks?
Butterfly earring Blue leaf earring
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Huh. Sefaria for me shows it correctly then.
A screenshot of Sefaria
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
.....until morale improves
President Says Bombing Will Continue
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@mirandamundt.bsky.social THEY'RE HERE
Volumes one and two of Muted by Miranda Mundt. THEY'RE SO PRETTY
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
My Meh shirt is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by my Meh shirt.
It's me, wearing a red shirt that says meh on it
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Also hello from Boston
A "Samuel Adams tap room"
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I made a quick stop at the Boston Aquarium last night after dinner
A sea lion sticking its head above water. A closer look at the sea lion with a head above waterA different sea lion with head above water
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Illustration of two very strong men clasping hands in an epic handshake. One arm is labeled "Jewish". Another arm is labeled "Irish". Where the hands meet it says "Getting the fuck out of Europe"
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account. (In my defense, the photographer told me to open up my eyes wide and have a huge smile)
A picture of me in the 9th grade. With a wide smile showing all my teeth and my eyebrows as high up as they can go, I look insane
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I got a haircut today! I think we cut off like an inch and a half? Maybe more? Also apparently my curl pattern has changed from type 3 to type 2 and texture from coarse to fine so basically everything is different now. Yay transition?
Short(er) hair, looking good!
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Tonight's dinner: I made spinach ricotta stuffed shells with homemade San Marzano marinara sauce
Mmmmmm tomatoey cheesy pasta goodness
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Joining the over 30 selfie thread 40!
I'm wearing a pretty green top!
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Happy last night of Chanukah! On the top, potato latkes. On the side, homemade applesauce. On the bottom, apple latkes/fritters with an apple "caramel" sauce
On the top, potato latkes. On the side, homemade applesauce. On the bottom, apple latkes/fritters with an apple "caramel" sauceFour menorahs all lit up with nine candles each
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I've owned this menorah since my bar mitzvah 27 years ago. Tonight it shines again.
A glass menorah with one candle lit.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I attack the darkness
Many lit menorahs
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
My phone accidentally being funny because it can't do accents.
Instead of Sinéad O'Connor it says Sin ad O'Connor
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Continuing my best attempt to kick dysphoria's ass.
It's a very attractive person wearing an emerald green top with lace sleeves and shoulders and a black skirt with constellations. The skirt has pockets because POCKETS.It's the same person as before but now you just see the top. And my very wet hair.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Get fucked, dysphoria. I look good.
An extremely attractive person looking extremely attractive.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social Look what I found when I was going through my bookshelves the other day
A copy of The Trial Of The Clone
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Today's escapades in the kitchen: a lemon squash Bundt cake and a homemade pizza
Lemon squash Bundt cake. There's a lot of lemon icing all around it. Pay no attention to the rest of the counterHomemade pizza. The dough is partially the golden wheat flour from King Arthur. The left side of the pizza also has fresh basil
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Fixed
The is this a butterfly meme, where the guy is labeled Chazal and is saying "is this a doorpost?" and the butterfly is labeled "sheep"
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Is this a butterfly meme but the guy is saying "is this a doorpost" and the butterfly is labeled "sheep"
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Best take on the Swift/Kelce engagement
Image of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl together. Text says "Pennsylvania woman announces engagement to Ohio man" a logo for Fox 29 Philadelphia is in the corner.
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Turned on the car, saw this on the odometer, had to take a picture.
An odometer reading 42069
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I don't know? This is a picture of one from the local shop I'm thinking of
An everything bagel, which I would probably really enjoy if I could eat sesame seeds
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Avidan (she/her) @avidangerzone.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Trying a new outfit today!
Wearing an emerald green tank top paired with a navy blue skirt with white flowers on it. The office is, as always, still a mess.
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