avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 21h‘If you know you’ll probably have to take a sick day after your flu shot, why don’t you get it on a Friday instead of Monday?’ Me: 0110
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You need to update the times to AM. unless you’re switching to late night streaming. 010
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Love making ‘owning a black cat’ my entire personality in the month of October. 1270
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I booked a sitter for Kevin for when I’m on vacation in a couple weeks & I’m already stressed about leaving him. I know he’ll be fine, but I hate being away from him. 0120
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The WORST! How are those street legal?! When they shine in my rear view mirror, I can’t see a damn thing in front of me. 011
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bright white light is so overstimulating, so I get it. My lights at home are all soft white and I still rarely use overhead lighting. 110
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m unfortunately in an open floor plan. Im reaching the point though where I might get a note from my doctor documenting my migraines and putting one of those umbrella things over me. 000
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Petition to ban bright, overhead fluorescent lights in the office and give us all a little lamp to keep on our desks instead. 4230
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Her just taking out the wall with a sledgehammer in the dead of night and everyone wakes up to rubble. 010
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anyways, I’m not sure who won the battle, but here’s the end result. They’re having the official ribbon cutting on Tuesday but sadly I’ll be at work. 1130
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do you guys want some inconsequential, suburban tea? Two women in my neighborhood applied for a grant from the city to paint a mural on a wall at the end of the street. Apparently, they couldn’t come to an agreement on what it should be and now their friendship is “irrevocably broken”. 2210
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do you live and breathe data?? 1000% yes because I need money to live! 020
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The city has been trimming trees so they don’t interfere with the power lines and now I feel like I live in a Dr. Seuss book. 0120
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You trying to assimilate into the culture.static.klipy.comPioneer's 'I Know!' MomentAlt: David rose in a field 070
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They played two songs from beginning to end and it took over four minutes. The way I would be BEGGING to just be put on de@th row. 050
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A pin with the teeniest tiniest emerald to mark 5 years. 000
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I received my five-year pin at work this week and then the next day, I got an email that a man (!!!) who has been here 18 months got a promotion. What’s up with that?? 2130
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This turned out so good! Hoping there’s another chance to become part of the club soon! 0130
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Speaking of A1 “art”, I saw this greeting card in the store yesterday and was just like, how do you not notice this? 090
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Okay, but tell me why the season premiere of The Traitors had a random shot of these two in the first 3 minutes of the episode and then we never saw them again? 271
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me watching for my new dishwasher that’s supposed to get delivered today because I’m in my mid thirties and this is what we get excited about.static.klipy.comRussell Crowe Looking Out WindowAlt: Russell Crowe Looking Out Window 1130
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don’t think he does though!! He’s a morm0n dad. I really just think he didn’t realize. 010
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Someone at work acronym-ed the phrase ‘I am not a lawyer’ in the team chat, and I was just like 🫠 3140
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026But instead of chocolate that he hates, it’s a living wage 110
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wow, they even used her last name. My vet puts quotations around my cat’s first name like it’s alleged. “Kevin” 000
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Not the McDonalds Sprite! One of the deadliest weapons out there. 020
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When I saw the video of a certain senator todaystatic.klipy.comCynthia Erivo ElphabaAlt: Cynthia Erivo being shocked 4270