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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 21h
‘If you know you’ll probably have to take a sick day after your flu shot, why don’t you get it on a Friday instead of Monday?’ Me:
A meme of Pippen saying ‘I’m not gonna fuck my weekend up.’
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Halloween decor… at night
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The eye contact 🥹
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You need to update the times to AM. unless you’re switching to late night streaming.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love making ‘owning a black cat’ my entire personality in the month of October.
A black cat archway by a front doorAn inflatable pumpkin and inflatable black cat
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I booked a sitter for Kevin for when I’m on vacation in a couple weeks & I’m already stressed about leaving him. I know he’ll be fine, but I hate being away from him.
A black cat laying on a pink blanket
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘Here’s an A for your troubles.’
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The WORST! How are those street legal?! When they shine in my rear view mirror, I can’t see a damn thing in front of me.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bright white light is so overstimulating, so I get it. My lights at home are all soft white and I still rarely use overhead lighting.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m unfortunately in an open floor plan. Im reaching the point though where I might get a note from my doctor documenting my migraines and putting one of those umbrella things over me.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Petition to ban bright, overhead fluorescent lights in the office and give us all a little lamp to keep on our desks instead.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not me getting a jump scare opening my notifications
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A little light murder never hurt anyone
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would die for her
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LOVE a no boys allowed bathroom
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love a good comeuppance on a Monday
Breaking: State Rep.
Trevor Lee charged with four felonies related to alleged mortgage fraudLee also sponsored a bill seeking to revoke anti-discrimination protections from transgenger people and to rename Salt Lake City's Harvey Milk Boulevard to Charlie Kirk Boulevard. His street renaming bill never received a vote, and Lee ultimately failed to pass any legislation during the 2026 session.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a1 could never
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her just taking out the wall with a sledgehammer in the dead of night and everyone wakes up to rubble.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine if Bree’s mural concept wasn’t picked….
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Omg 🤣🤣
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyways, I’m not sure who won the battle, but here’s the end result. They’re having the official ribbon cutting on Tuesday but sadly I’ll be at work.
A mural that has mountain peaks and sego lilies
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you guys want some inconsequential, suburban tea? Two women in my neighborhood applied for a grant from the city to paint a mural on a wall at the end of the street. Apparently, they couldn’t come to an agreement on what it should be and now their friendship is “irrevocably broken”.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you live and breathe data?? 1000% yes because I need money to live!
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The city has been trimming trees so they don’t interfere with the power lines and now I feel like I live in a Dr. Seuss book.
A tree that looks like a bite has been taken out of itThe middle of a tree cut so it looks like a UAnother tree trimmed that looks like a U
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You trying to assimilate into the culture.
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Pioneer's 'I Know!' Moment
Alt: David rose in a field
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They played two songs from beginning to end and it took over four minutes. The way I would be BEGGING to just be put on de@th row.
'American Idol' alum Caleb Flynn's cringey love songs for mistress played at his murder trial — as victim's relatives hold back laughter
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A pin with the teeniest tiniest emerald to mark 5 years.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I received my five-year pin at work this week and then the next day, I got an email that a man (!!!) who has been here 18 months got a promotion. What’s up with that??
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This turned out so good! Hoping there’s another chance to become part of the club soon!
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Speaking of A1 “art”, I saw this greeting card in the store yesterday and was just like, how do you not notice this?
A greeting card that misspelled Utah as Utha
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My weighted blanket has clocked in for the evening
A black cat lying across a body (me)
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait? What?! For real??
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is hilarious
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay, but tell me why the season premiere of The Traitors had a random shot of these two in the first 3 minutes of the episode and then we never saw them again?
The Weasley twins randomly showing up on The Traitors
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Out with the old and in with the new
The old dishwasher The new dishwasher
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me watching for my new dishwasher that’s supposed to get delivered today because I’m in my mid thirties and this is what we get excited about.
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Russell Crowe Looking Out Window
Alt: Russell Crowe Looking Out Window
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a 4/22 baby, I was so upset to get beige!!
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh wow. Mine is the absence of color. ☹️
Showing my birthday color which is beige
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not the raw waffle shuffle!!
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t think he does though!! He’s a morm0n dad. I really just think he didn’t realize.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes, but one word.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone at work acronym-ed the phrase ‘I am not a lawyer’ in the team chat, and I was just like 🫠
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My son, Kevin.
A black cat lying on a blanketA close up of a cat’s paw
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Where’s an Etsy witch when you need one?
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But instead of chocolate that he hates, it’s a living wage
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wow, they even used her last name. My vet puts quotations around my cat’s first name like it’s alleged. “Kevin”
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not the McDonalds Sprite! One of the deadliest weapons out there.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like we were sooo close!!
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Honestly, so disheartening.
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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When I saw the video of a certain senator today
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Cynthia Erivo Elphaba
Alt: Cynthia Erivo being shocked
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