avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 06/10/2026‘If you know you’ll probably have to take a sick day after your flu shot, why don’t you get it on a Friday instead of Monday?’ Me: 0110
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Love making ‘owning a black cat’ my entire personality in the month of October. 1270
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I booked a sitter for Kevin for when I’m on vacation in a couple weeks & I’m already stressed about leaving him. I know he’ll be fine, but I hate being away from him. 0120
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anyways, I’m not sure who won the battle, but here’s the end result. They’re having the official ribbon cutting on Tuesday but sadly I’ll be at work. 1130
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The city has been trimming trees so they don’t interfere with the power lines and now I feel like I live in a Dr. Seuss book. 0120
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They played two songs from beginning to end and it took over four minutes. The way I would be BEGGING to just be put on de@th row. 050
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Speaking of A1 “art”, I saw this greeting card in the store yesterday and was just like, how do you not notice this? 090
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Okay, but tell me why the season premiere of The Traitors had a random shot of these two in the first 3 minutes of the episode and then we never saw them again? 271
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is what I’m envisioning for the butler movie. Please don’t tell me that I’m wrong. 040
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I could never be on a Housewives show because anytime they got in a fight during a meal, you’d see me at the end of the table like 0100
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I had to leave this wrapping paper out on the floor for several days because Kevin decided it was the best spot for an afternoon nap. 140
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s honestly cruel to make me go into the office when this is my work from home view. 0240
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When I tell you that I think about this at least once a week. 0130
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A year ago today I got to meet the penguins and I’m still not over it. 🐧🖤 1350
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It’s like a time capsule of memories. Alexa, play Vitamin C’s ‘Graduation (Friends Forever)’ 020
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Fine, I’ll post pictures of Kevin for National Black Cat Appreciation Day. Twist my arm why don’t you. 1542025
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 12/08/2026One of my coworkers told me that he had a gift for me, but I didn’t have to accept it if I didn’t want it. He found it while going through old VHS tapes and thought of me. I’ve never felt so seen. 3240
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Someone is going to buy this and turn it into a grey, open concept monstrosity, aren’t they? 😔 1120
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 03/08/2026And guess who I thought of every single time this happened when I saw the movie yesterday 090
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Stitches come out in less than 48 hours and we’re both ready to be done 1220
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Kevin had to have a cyst removed that had become infected. He’s doing great, and handing recovery like a champ (mostly). However, he could do without the fashion statements. 2240
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I just want to sit back and relax and enjoy my morning. When all of a sudden, I hear this agitating, grating voice… 6400
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My nephew FaceTimes to talk to Kevin. It’s not riveting conversation, but I’m glad he’s close with his cousins. 0190
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 14/07/2026When you were told that if you worked hard, got a decent job, and were a good person, everything would be great. Now democracy is falling apart, rights are being taken away, and it’s 101 degrees at 6 PM. 0252
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I felt left out, but don’t know what any of this means 🤷🏼♀️ 3120
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Died 3 stops away from Oregon City. Pretty sure I was cursed by my m*rmon pioneer ancestors for not going to SLC. 1210
avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 08/07/2026When sales says your department doesn’t do anything but you’re literally sitting there working on a presentation for them 180
