iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

‘If you know you’ll probably have to take a sick day after your flu shot, why don’t you get it on a Friday instead of Monday?’ Me:

A meme of Pippen saying ‘I’m not gonna fuck my weekend up.’

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Love making ‘owning a black cat’ my entire personality in the month of October.

An inflatable pumpkin and inflatable black cat

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I booked a sitter for Kevin for when I’m on vacation in a couple weeks & I’m already stressed about leaving him. I know he’ll be fine, but I hate being away from him.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Petition to ban bright, overhead fluorescent lights in the office and give us all a little lamp to keep on our desks instead.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Love a good comeuppance on a Monday

Breaking: State Rep.
Trevor Lee charged with four felonies related to alleged mortgage fraud

Lee also sponsored a bill seeking to revoke anti-discrimination protections from transgenger people and to rename Salt Lake City's Harvey Milk Boulevard to Charlie Kirk Boulevard. His street renaming bill never received a vote, and Lee ultimately failed to pass any legislation during the 2026 session.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do you guys want some inconsequential, suburban tea? Two women in my neighborhood applied for a grant from the city to paint a mural on a wall at the end of the street. Apparently, they couldn’t come to an agreement on what it should be and now their friendship is “irrevocably broken”.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The city has been trimming trees so they don’t interfere with the power lines and now I feel like I live in a Dr. Seuss book.

A tree that looks like a bite has been taken out of it

The middle of a tree cut so it looks like a U

Another tree trimmed that looks like a U

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They played two songs from beginning to end and it took over four minutes. The way I would be BEGGING to just be put on de@th row.

'American Idol' alum Caleb Flynn's cringey love songs for mistress played at his murder trial — as victim's relatives hold back laughter

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I received my five-year pin at work this week and then the next day, I got an email that a man (!!!) who has been here 18 months got a promotion. What’s up with that??

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Speaking of A1 “art”, I saw this greeting card in the store yesterday and was just like, how do you not notice this?

A greeting card that misspelled Utah as Utha

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My weighted blanket has clocked in for the evening

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Okay, but tell me why the season premiere of The Traitors had a random shot of these two in the first 3 minutes of the episode and then we never saw them again?

The Weasley twins randomly showing up on The Traitors

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me watching for my new dishwasher that’s supposed to get delivered today because I’m in my mid thirties and this is what we get excited about.

static.klipy.com

Russell Crowe Looking Out Window

Alt: Russell Crowe Looking Out Window

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh wow. Mine is the absence of color. ☹️

Showing my birthday color which is beige

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Someone at work acronym-ed the phrase ‘I am not a lawyer’ in the team chat, and I was just like 🫠

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I keep seeing videos of Celine Dion performing in Paris and I have all of the FOMO but also so, SO much joy seeing her on stage again.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Not me and my sisters planning a whole trip to NYC to see Harry Styles and he announces he’s playing in the city where one of my sisters lives. 🫠

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I could never be on a Housewives show because anytime they got in a fight during a meal, you’d see me at the end of the table like

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Michelle Branch’s ‘Breathe’ comes on shuffle and for 3 minutes and 32 seconds, it feels like everything is going to be okay.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s honestly cruel to make me go into the office when this is my work from home view.

A black cat named Kevin sitting on my lap while I work

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Connie got stabbed and we’re looking at a Visa ad out her window!

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me: and this sounds stupid, but I was already upset about Dolly Parton. My therapist: everyone was upset about Dolly Parton!

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me passionately explaining to someone how the Dancing with the Stars producers play favorites every single season to someone who has never watched the show and does not care.

static.klipy.com

Sheldon Explains on Whiteboard

Alt: Sheldon Explains on Whiteboard

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I’m volunteering as a poll worker this year. With all the misinformation (lies) about mail-in voting, I feel like more people will go in person & I wanted to help however I can. Just remember, if your vote didn’t matter, they wouldn’t be working so hard to take it away. ✌🏻

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I should’ve been an electrician

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Love being called apathetic by my manager. The world is burning around us, all the food is being recalled, and measles are back. I’m sorry I can’t muster up the level of excitement you deem appropriate for my little email job.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Blasting early 2000’s pop music so I don’t fall into an existential despair as the world falls apart around us.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I met Dolly when I was a baby. My mom & I were in the Delta Sky Club & Dolly walked in & greeted everyone. She stopped at us & said I was ‘an adorable little boy’, as I was very fat & bald. My mom said thank you & she moved on to the next group. Honestly, I’ll take that compliment any day.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The world lost a little bit of sparkle today. 🩷🩷

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

When I tell you that I think about this at least once a week.

Article titled: Big Bird Nearly Rode on the Disastrous Challenger Mission

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Sick and tired of clicking on cute clothes at old navy and they only come in children’s sizes.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

A year ago today I got to meet the penguins and I’m still not over it. 🐧🖤

Me sitting on a bench pointing at a penguin

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Tell me why I opened Roblox for the first time in AGES and my friend list made me emotional (good) 😭😭

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Fine, I’ll post pictures of Kevin for National Black Cat Appreciation Day. Twist my arm why don’t you.

A black cat lounging on, that’s right, original hardwood flooring

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Ugh, my heart hurts. 💔💔

Michelle Tranchtenberg and Hayden Panettiere in Ice Princess

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Eating a chocolate frosty in a Wendy’s sunroom would heal me right now.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

One of my coworkers told me that he had a gift for me, but I didn’t have to accept it if I didn’t want it. He found it while going through old VHS tapes and thought of me. I’ve never felt so seen.

A vhs tape of a BBC Princess Diana special

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There’s no way James Patterson is writing all these books

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My mom is convinced that Tuesdays are the best day to buy plane tickets. (Idk why. I’ve sent her so many articles that say the day doesn’t matter anymore) and guess what. The flights I was looking at yesterday for a trip we’re taking in October went UP $100+.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Someone is going to buy this and turn it into a grey, open concept monstrosity, aren’t they? 😔

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The Summer Olympics could fix me.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This belongs on an IMAX 70mm screen.

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avery @averyavery22.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Our building has a swamp cooler, for some reason, so sometimes it smells like sea world. And that’s fun.

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