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@averageanomoly.bsky.social
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27 and feeling old -Is dumb -thinking of 🍄‍🟫 & ⚗️ 😛 -medically advised to avoid cannabis -professional stoner -just kinda surviving at the moment

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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 5h
Had a wild experience at the pot-shop Had a woman barge into the store, slump around and shout, "IS THIS ALL YOU HAVE FOR PIPES? FUCK THIS SUCKS. AT LEAST IN TOWN THEY HAVE METAL TUBES YOU CAN USE AS PIPES!" I reply, "We have ceramic one hitter-" "HOW MUCH IS THAT FOR?" "2 dollar-" "FUCK THAT!"
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 6h
I unironically loved spider girls in highschool
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 9h
My favourite strain has returned!!! I haven't seen this stuff in 2.5 years !!
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DawnCatte @dawncatte.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
A.B.A 💙 #GGST
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Squeaky @squeaky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Morphlux's beach day
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Fuya @fuyahana.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
John Doe
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am, for the most part, still alive !
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💙Rini💙 🐉✨️Tsundere Dragon✨️🐉 @rinithedragon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mentally? Stuck on loading…
Rini making pop cat face with loading bars on her head
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🕷️ Dusty | Bugtuber 🔞 @dustyinsect.buzz · 27/09/2026
I’m gonna draw more TV headed characters so give me some characters to draw. Either fandom related or OC. Has to be a TV head, I’ll also draw some computer heads also as a bonus, feel free to send any.
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Chiikawa Anime: Cute Character Wags Tail
Alt: Chiikawa Anime: Cute Character Wags Tail
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn, the old Highway restaurant changed a lot, it looks like a place built for instagram. It's funny as hell to see local truckers try to stumble in, "Would you like our breakfast buffet or our usual menu?" "H-whut's a bufffay?"
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1:1
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My weed has been extra dusty lately, there's so much fuckin kief 🙂‍↕️
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@foulmoth.bsky.social ( •w•)/ Heyo ! I hope you're doing good there, duders!
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I finished the lineart for this witch and her crazy hat:
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No idea if this is a hot take, but I never actually watched Game of Thrones nor Attack on Titan, but they both feel like the same show. I hear nothing other than, "people die miserably, but that's cool and symbolically deep!" And then they never really explain beyond that.
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy shit Alberta lns are loud as fuck whenever anyone says the word "tax"
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
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maplesights @maplesights.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
#Fantography
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Saiko | king* of sloths 🏳️‍🌈⃤ ̶ @fr3aksh0w.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucko
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Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck 🇦🇺
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KittyBiscuits CEO😽 @localcatboye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FuckyBiscuits CEO 😽
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuckimate object 🙂‍↕️🩵
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(;ówò) i think I just sold an Austrian their first bags of weed 🍃. I hope she smoked before because my town only has the weed equivalent of hard liquor
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It feels weird to wear a seatbelt on a public bus
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
( •w•) some days I don't have the energy to reach out to anyone, but I still appreciate having all of my friends around 🩵 Even if we can't meet directly 🩵
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Vanylla Beane🍦 @vanyllabeane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bridget but she is shopping 🪀
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mark Carney made a 20 million dollar pledge to train RCMP in Israel. There is going to be an increase in Police violence in Canada.
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whenever I hear, "heading up!" I always think to myself, "Ah, they're heading. Go off, throat goat 🙂‍↕️"
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
( •w•) now that the kids are at school and the house is quiet. I might go back to sleep, I'll see how I'm feeling in 20 minutes.
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Niece and Nephew are iPad kids 😭 They're constantly scrolling through AI slop, and they will meltdown when taken away from YouTube 😞
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bunnie 晓梦 Strawbeary plushies 9/29! @strawbunnycake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🩵☀️
A stylized illustration/loose doodle of a light blue and white lop bunny character walking happily on a flowery green hill. Text reads, “brighter days are on the way”
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妖怪名取 @youkainatori.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
postal <<thank you awaneko for the commission
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sleepy
comic about a puppy named Basil in bed staring out the window saying; "What a beautiful morning! Time to finally start my day!" Only to fall back asleep
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eating a breakfast sandwich, sipping coffee. Thinking, "I'm going to shit my guts out on my way to work."
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
snooze
A digital painting of cat. 

In the early morning, a single ray of light shines through a gap in the curtains, illuminating the white cat on the bed. As I reach for my smartphone, the cat rubs its head against my hand. “Maybe I’ll stay in bed a little longer…”

I painted this piece as a comms for CHIZUnyanko (Twitter:CHIZUnyanko0914)
It depicts the memory of her beloved cat, whom she had lovingly raised but who is no longer with her. I poured my heart into it, hoping it makes her feel that her cat is always by her side through those precious memories.
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) after trying shrooms about 3 months ago, I've been feeling significantly less horny. I'm absolutely craving the adrenaline of absolutely stomping and thrashing in a mosh-pit
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Caught a glimpse of a guy trying his shoe and for a fraction of a second I thought he was doing the Fenty lean
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mofusand(ぢゅの) @sharkcat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
明日からシルバーウィーク!
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel lighter today, my head doesn't feel foggy today
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Mario "Brother" Margheriti @jay-west.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same thing, but with being kind - i.imgur.com/exnHMeL.png
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LCバター @lcbutter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
尻尾付きメカ姉さん
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ursiday @ursiday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm so excited about the newly described Leopardus tilcayo #cats
Digital illustration of a Leopardus tilcayo with two images of the cat in profile and in a crouched pose
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Emotionally, I'm here
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Spongebob Faints Over Uraraka Ochaco
ALT: Spongebob Faints Over Uraraka Ochaco
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Rainy ☔️ @rainykingpin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Inanimate object (it/it's) @averageanomoly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
( •_•) my mom called again, she was crying, talking about how she went to a childhood trauma seminar or something. She wanted to apologize for neglecting me when I was a toddler, how she now recognizes the pattern of abandonment. we haven't resolved shit, and I don't feel anymore. I'm just tired.
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ittla @ittla.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just a quicky sippy
blue oni, kyou enjoying sake and neglecting the dirty dishes
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