Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 6hI can make people scream with just the tip 🥵static.klipy.comShark Fin: Bull Shark vs. Hippo EncounterALT: Shark Fin: Bull Shark vs. Hippo Encounter 131
Reposted by Alex 🇦🇺oaky🐈⬛💚💙🖤🤍 @oakymeow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026dont forget to pounce on that subscribe button and bap the bell 052
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Omg the internet connection is SO SLOW when I'm on the train 😩 000
Reposted by Alex 🇦🇺address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comMuppetwiki: Kermit the Frog with Polaroid CameraALT: Muppetwiki: Kermit the Frog with Polaroid Camera 133
Reposted by Alex 🇦🇺Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today. 6047731518
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Having to listen to Taylor Swift in a public setting is a violation of my human rights 😩 230
Reposted by Alex 🇦🇺KittyBiscuits CEO😽 @localcatboye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I wonder how I can hit those pesky oil refineries outside drone range... The humble cruise missile: 031
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I hope whoever replaced the "skip" ad button with the "next" ad button on YouTube dies a slow and painful death 😤 151
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've been single for so long that my friends are starting to think I'm gay 😅 050
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fucking wait for everyone to get off the train before getting on you fuckwits!!! 😤😤😤 151
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Big fan of the phrase "enjoy it while it lasts" because it never lasts 020
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Tonight's such a memorable night, I think someone should write a song about it. 020
Reposted by Alex 🇦🇺oaky🐈⬛💚💙🖤🤍 @oakymeow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oak was invented by john oak to sell more catboys 091
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Things the cat does when it thinks no one is watching smh 190
Reposted by Alex 🇦🇺fanatical lover of bunny 🐇 @queercoleslaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You know what? You can send me things anonymously now if you want to (please do). ngl.link/queercoleslawngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 281
Reposted by Alex 🇦🇺fanatical lover of bunny 🐇 @queercoleslaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the left just doesn't sit right with me 2111
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think if I had a time machine I would go back 25 years and warn everyone about 9/11 281
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It just occurred to me that 9/11 in my timezone literally ended with the collapse of the South Tower 041
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I remember waking up to see Charlie Kirk trending last year and my first thought was "oh god what did he say this time?" 150
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Going back in time 25 years to warn everyone about tung tung tung sahur 010
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 10/09/202610,000 years will give you such a kirk in the neck!static.klipy.comAladdin's Genie: Ten Thousand YearsALT: Aladdin's Genie: Ten Thousand Years 000
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember that time when Trump nearly got Kirked a couple of years ago? 020
Reposted by Alex 🇦🇺fanatical lover of bunny 🐇 @queercoleslaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As a hopping stereotype, I have acquired a necessary new friend!! Do y'all like my new friend? 5213
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's crazy that I don't know what some of your faces look like, but I've seen your balls 130
Alex 🇦🇺 @2025cat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I really should start taking more breaks from social media. It's not really good for my mental health 😔 020