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@avalonranger.bsky.social
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30 - He/They - Artist - 🔞 - 🩷💜💙 ManyHeadedHydra is my Husband and SirSpider is my Husband-in-Law :3 - 🤍🧡🖤

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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
rats we're rats! we're the rats!!!! Motley the rat, Any/All pronouns #fursona
A fluffy gangly rat fursona with a shaggy undercut and fur coloured like neapolitan ice cream with brown on their back and pink on their belly, white fur between.

They stand on their hindpaws and smile, hand paws in raptor poseMotley drawn over a picture of a rat with the words 'i only squeak when I'm squoken to"
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
watchin youtube videos on insane deviantart lore like
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 28/12/2025
My hero! #AEWWorldsEnd ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Wholesome Missouri Moments #diarycomic
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
pov you are a banshee
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Pet Rats vs Pet Mice
A dumbo rat with big sad eyes, captioned, "RATS." Text: Dude, if I don't see my bros in like 2 hours I'm gonna be cowabummed out...An illustration of a fancy mouse with white patches, captioned "MICE." Text: If I see another man in my house I will slit him open from mouth to anus and wear him like a jacket.
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
oh you ☺️
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Abby Howard @abbyhoward.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Spoons I LOVE YOU--
Tuxedi cat on the back of a chair in the sun, being scratched on the head.Tuxedo cat sitting on a chair in front of a plate of scrambled eggs and veggie bacon Tuxedo cat sitting serenely in a sunbeam on a chair, eyes closed as she dozes.
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Hannah Andrade @hhandrade.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
“I bought another book” -transactional -people will ask if you REALLY need another book -reminds you of your sad bank balance “I have paid a terrible price for this knowledge” -intimidating -classy Faustian vibes -implies that all books are priceless treasures. Which they are
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
👀
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Dante Atlas @danteatlas.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
All of the words in my works are my own, and shout out to @avalonranger.bsky.social who helps me out with my covers, character art, and literally everything else. I never would have taken the plunge without them. AI Isn't welcomed here, and if you use AI neither are you! SCRAM!
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Two bunnies sit closely on a white towel. One is light brown, the other white with brown spots.
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
My thoughts on Generative AI
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
oh robin, you're really in it now! #falloutnewvegas RP sillies with my partner <3
aren't you tired of being nice? don't you want to go apeshit?

Ogata from golden kamuy, transplanted into the fallout new vegas setting, talking to the courier Robin.

Ogata has the right side of his face heavily scarred and he looks very cat-like as he says it.

Robin meanwhile is a blonde trans woman with green eyes, pale skin and two parallel scars running over his left eye, which i foggy with cataracts. He sweats nervously as he does in fact consider going apeshit.

behind them are the two statues of the mojave outpostRobin in a patched brown hoodie. He holds a radio up to his ear and looks pensive.

the text reads "when i have to do something morally wrong so i have to call the mot unethical friend i have so they can validate my actions"
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nova @hclysword.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
ending the art spam for the moment to post the one meme that got bizarrely popular on twitter #pokemon #rika #clodsire
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Gzei ❓❗(On Comms) @gzeidraws.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
faction swap ⚔ #Veilguard #DragonAge #DAV #DATV
Dragon Age The Veilguard: Bellara Lutare in one of the Shadow Dragon outfits. Chibi Neve and Ashur in the background looking on approvingly. A reference to a banter between Bellara and Neve where Bellara really wants to try being a Shadow Dragon agent.Dragon Age The Veilguard: Taash in one of the Antivan Crow outfits, emphasis on the flowing cape. Chibi Lucanis and Teia in the background, Teia being particularly fangirly. A reference to a banter between Taash and Lucanis where he mentions that he'll request Teia to obtain a Crow outfit for them.Dragon Age The Veilguard: Lucanis Dellamorte in the Grey Warden 'First Warden' outfit. Chibi Davrin and First Warden Jowin in the background, Davrin giving a cheeky grin while Jowin covers his chest in horrified anger (his outfit stolen by Lucanis). A reference to a banter between Lucanis and Davrin where they joke about the title of 'First Talon First Warden' and its combinations.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
A fun thing about ADHD is that the spite reflex works regardless. Does telling me I need to do laundry sometimes turn off any chance I’m going to do it? Yes. But constantly telling me to abandon my fellow man because all hope is lost is now being met with “fuck you I will just love everyone harder”
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
WOO!
mu very first Balatro win screen

Best hand - 54,229
Most Played Win - Straight
Cards played - 321
Cards discarded - 45
cards purchased - 53
times rerolled - 8
new discoveries - 11
seed - 2mgpmqpb
ante - 9
round - 24
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Husband and Husband-in-Law got me into Balatro. It finally happened. I get it now...................
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
what a twist...........
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 06/02/2025
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
your 30s are just your 20s but you finally have names for all the shit that's wrong with you both physically and mentally. also the silly freak shit you like will still be there. hitting 30 does not turn your interests into mist
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
there’s no way to say this without sounding like a bowl of extra useless crunchy granola i realize that but my god is it ever important to turn that panic energy into caring-for-your-communities energy
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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Reposting for the evening crowd! A very earnest invitation to join me next Saturday for Hourly Comic Day! And read my old ones here: www.lucyknisley.com/hourly-comic...
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
#hourlycomicday2025
8AM to 9AM 4 panel comic

"Back & body hurts, i wiped out on the ice yesterday"
my sona, defined by their undercut and perpetual hoodie, lies in bed in a family guy death pose. Battered and comically placed band-aids over their clothes. 
"I'm the polar opposite of ppl who sleep naked hoodie, shirt, pants, 3 blankets. -100 emoji-"
They look tired as they're sat up in bed.

They sit with their arms open and shout "WHERE IS MY WINNIE". The next panel shows the aforementioned Winnie, a blur of a cattle dog, launching herself at me. 

Intricate Morning Ritual.10am - They yank on a frozen shut sliding glass door with all their might, teeth clenched while winnie hops are excitedly.

"All so she can stand there" As winnie stands in the snow outside, staring back. A standoff seems to be occurring.

11am - Pouring an entire coffee into their mouth before hunkering down over their tablet and drawing, tongue sticking out. "Silly goofy fanart time"12am - YESSS. YES! Eyes wild, grin bordering on unhinged, pen flying back and forth. 

They then lean on the two pieces of art, one of Kiryu from yakuza meeting Boris from smile for me and the other of the self insert sona watchign the two, bemused.

1pm - A scruffy man with a button up shirt, mullet and elf-like ears, barely awake, barely alive. "I'm Awak." Tsuka says.

Avalon becomes a human torpedo and launches himself at Tsuka surrounded by hearts. tsuka has the wind and life knocked out of him as Avalon hits him square in the chest.

"HUBSAND."2pm - The caffeine has worn off enough for us to realize we're hungry, dissociating a little bit with a faded yet shouted "AH FUCK I GOTTA EAT" 
Immediately following the artist gnawing on a bof of oatmeal like a raccoon in a trash can. They grip the desk and glare at the box, as if willing it open through their clenched teeth.

3pm - Sprawled out in bed watching youtube on call with Tsuka, James and Alice, who appear in a speech bubble through the headphones.

"You sound flat." Says Tsuka.

"Nuh Uh."
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Anonymous Puzzler is on Bluesky now @anonymouspuzzler.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
oh god it happened again
A black-and-white comic with six panels, three across two rows. It is labeled "HOURLY COMICS DAY FEB 1, 2025" across the bottom of the page. The top is labeled "OH BOY 2AM".
The first panel, labeled "JANUARY 25", shows Puzz sitting at an out-of-frame computer, wearing a headset and smiling placidly while typing. Bugs, represented just by a speech bubble with a little cartoon bug next to it, saying, "one week warning. it's hourly comic day soon." The second panel, labeled "JANUARY 28-ISH", shows Puzz leaning against her hand scrolling on her phone, on which is, per a speech bubble, "[meaningful convo on making hourlies in a time of sociopolitical strife + stress]". The third panel, labeled "JANUARY 31", shows Puzz looking at her laptop while putting on earrings; Frankie, represented by him popping out of a speech bubble emerging from the laptop, says, "It's my BIRTHDAY which means it's your last warning before hourlies".
The fourth panel, labeled "NOW", shows Puzz drawing on her tablet with a determined expression, while a speech bubble with Cricket says, "[HBG SPOILERS]". An arrow pointing to Puzz reads "Finishin' birthday art". The fifth panel shows a speech bubble from Hallow saying, "I'm gonna actually try doing Hourlies here's what I got for 12am-2am." Puzz goes wide-eyed with a look of realization, and the final panel shows her on hands and knees with a shocked expression,with huge text behind her reading "FORGOR".
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Then and Now #yakuza #yakuzaoc #selfship
Kiryu and Avalon post-fight, looking pleased with themselves as they celebrate with a fist bump that Avalon meets with enthusiasm while Kiryu seems to be humouring him.
Same pose as the previous image, but now Avalon and Kiryu are older with Kiryu looking as he does in 2022, when infinite wealth takes place. He is wearing his black shirt and pants, his hair is gray and he looks older and more tired.

Avalon has aged significantly, his hair is streaked through with gray, though he's still maintains a few magenta streaks. He's wearing glasses now and one of his front teeth is chipped. Is wearing a navy blue v-neck and giving Kiryu a tired but bemused smile.
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danfango @itsdanfango.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
check it out it's a full scene from my movie "Jalei Loves U"
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
🔥HEAT 🔼 MOVE🔥 #yakuza0 #oc #yumeship
Avalon, in his dark blue and gold road hockey gear, lining up a slapshot with the legs of a typical gaudy suit Yakuza NPC who is wielding a knife and facing away from them. 

Avalon narrows his eyes with determination and the goon glares offscreen.Avalon's swing connects with the man's legs and sweeps them out from under him. It flies with a wide arc, well above the man's head. 

He spits out blood and grimaces in pain.Kiryu lunges forward and connects a punch to the man's  face, using the momentum of Avalon's slapshot to send him flying and a tooth out of his mouth.Kiryu and Avalon post-fight, looking pleased with themselves as they celebrate with a fist bump that Avalon meets with enthusiasm while Kiryu seems to be humouring him.
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RevScarecrow @revscarecrow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It's rough to be in America right now so here's some actionable tips🧵 1. Fascists know they are lying & know supporters know as well. Proving that they are lying to them is pointless. 2. Capitalism pursues the path of most profit & least resistance, human rights be damned. Fascism provides this.
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
comfort hoodie and pj pants! I like this hoodie because it reminds me of my favourite mario kart level, electrodome. Also I'm Gay
A little white guy with a short brown undercut against a pale blue background wearing a black hoodie with the words 'polaroid instant' in white and then rainbow lettering. 
The same rainbow trails down the arms, the pants are a darker black and his socks are the same shade as the black hoodie.

He's making a little :3 face and teetering backwards a little bit
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
GO MY HERMAN
A drawing of Avalon presenting his hognose snake, Herman, to the viewer like an animal crossing villager showing you an item.

They are a short white man with a shaggy undercut, brown eyes and hair and a red hoodie over a pink floyd shirt.

Herman is a small hognose snake, a brown speckled snake sticking his tongue out.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Delete your Twitter. Bleed the monster dry.
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
There are many benefits to being 5'2
A half body portrait of Avalon (oc) and Kiryu from Yakuza 0.
Avalon is a short white guy with a long shaggy undercut, he's wearing a magenta hoodie over a Pink Floyd t shirt. 

Kiryu is using him as a headrest as he is about a foot taller.
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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
There's so many Cerberuses out there in need of their forever underworld 😢... Who're you adopting!? 🐾
1. A Cerberus pitbull sits in front of a half eaten door. Two heads smile brightly while one guiltily tries to avoid eye contact. Jury's still out on who did this.

2. A Cerberus golden doodle gleefully fetches a stick. All three heads look somewhat different, perhaps because they're backyard bred. Regardless of differences, their faces are always sopping wet.1. A Cerberus dachshund sits upright just like a people do. They're enjoying a delicious Spripe soda pop, although they can't quite agree on who gets the next sip.

2. 2 out of 3 cerberus shiba inu heads do not want to go for a walk.1. A cerberus pekingese won 2st prize at the cerberus show! Or as they like to call it, "not food"

2. A cerberus italian greyhound shivers pitifully and huddle close to one another for warmth. it's not suppose to be kermit but i know you'll ask anyways so, if you want it to be thats fine, i legally cannot stop your head canon.
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BL Update @blupdate2020.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE! Starting today, January 23, same-sex marriage #สมรสเท่าเทียม is officially legalized in Thailand, following its 120-day promulgation after being published in the Royal Gazette. Now, couples of all genders can legally register their marriage!
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St. Marlowe Lune 🌙 @marlowelune.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What’s up lads, every American is female now 🤙
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Painstakingly editing Kiryu out of screenshots so I can be lazy (resourceful) and use them for backgrounds in my art Anyway the pier is probably one of my favourite locations, I like How quiet it is compared to the city. Also Miss Tatsu please give me a chance
Kiryu standing at he pier at night in Yakuza 0The same image as before, but Kiryu is edited out
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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cloudling☁️ @noplanb.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
#尾形百之助誕生祭2025 #尾形百之助生誕祭2025
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a swarm of autumn bugs @facefullabugs.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
haw??
It's a doodle of Majima in his Yazuka 0 fit, looking somewhere between drunk and Very flustered, a man seemingly hit point blank with someone actually flirting with him. He looks confused, thrown off, and is blushing and drooling a bit as one must. It's in purples and pinks.
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Wubllum @lumuscus.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
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Yugo Limbo @yugsly.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"SAY YOUR PRAYERS, OLD MAN!" One of many #GREATGODGROVE steam trading card illustrations I did 📣
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
and why he so #yakuza0
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
So, So normal
In the jade green overlay of the comic, Avalon swipes the envelopes out of Kiryu's hands with wide eyes and a goofy, panicked smile on his face. 
"Y'KNOW WHAT?" He shouts. "Why don't I drop off this paperwork. Champion District, Right???"

Avalon rushes past Kiryu who glances after him and says "If you're sure-" only to have Avalon cut him off "YEP! You wait for the Pizza, I'll take care of this!!!"

"Okay. Thank you."Kiryu watches them go with a small bemused smile, a circle centred on his face sports the actual colours shining through the jade green.Avalon walks quickly out into the street surrounded by scribbles that get more concentrated around his form as he shoves both hands into his face with a muffled "MMMMMMMMMMMMM" Avalon lurches forward as the scribbles dissipate with a burst, his expression is conflicted.
It then settles into a quietly happy expression as the ripples around him become like water in a pond.
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
...........huh.
portrait of Kiryu in his yakuza 0 real estate outfit, eyebrows raised in slight surprise and his head tilted against a green ring abstract background.Portrait of Avalon at the smile burger, glancing down at the floor and blushing lightly as he realized how honest and blunt his previous statement was. 

The background is the smile burger rendered entirely in shades of jade green.
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Avalon Ranger @avalonranger.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
"Is he gonna make him a Krusty Krab pizza?" - My beloved partner who is so funny <3 #yakuza #oc #yakuza0
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