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Ava Foxfort

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Table games, murder acrobatics, emotional rhythms, water magicks Play, magick, coins and graps Solidarity, creativity, love and hope Queer, trans, autistic, ADHD, fatigued campsite.bio/avafoxfort

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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 21/09/2026
YouTube music's three monthly recaps really do make me look stuck in a holding pattern even though I think it's actually that my listening is mostly very wide and shallow. Still glad and deserved to see Natalia is at the top though.
Top artists: Natalia Lafourcade, basement jaxx, orbital, los cojolitew, boards of Canada

Top tracks: hasta la raiz, uchkuduk, Marie tu pleures, no I won't, I think I lost that loveTop playlists: very stinky, get through, a big mood, heartswell, upliftgroovesoft
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 10/09/2026
Mum's definitely gone in the wrong direction if she was going to Iceland.
A picture of an Iceland shop, with the headline: Iceland to become first UK high street retailer to open shop in Falkland Islands
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 08/09/2026
I cannot express how much I stand by this
A quote from Ava Foxfort of But Why Vikings, with a lovely illustration of her in a nightie that was a profile picture somewhere.

"You get to watch people build their own language, create their own system, say absolutely absurd things to each other and it makes me laugh so much and I love it."
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party Honestly, this is a perfect D&D party.
Wile E Coyote in an office holds up a drawing of Wile E Coyote holding up a drawingMercedes Moné as a goth Queen Elizabeth, with ballerina animal companionsKonosuke Takeshita looking gorgeous and deadly as he removes his Oni maskSpecial Agent Gordon Cole
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 30/08/2026
I've got to be honest, the first time I met my partner, she was running across the road in a long fluffy pink jacket like Kyle's and I knew immediately I was in love. This match is going to be very horny for me.
Kyle Fletcher in Homestuck-ass sunglasses, a tiny white waistcoat with an absurd collar, and a giant pink fluffy jacket. He is surrounded by pink LED triangles, a pink vortex and wrestling fans. He has the international belt on.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 19/08/2026
My ten, in order. No doubt despite surprising myself with some of it.
Ten tracks in the following order:
No Diggity - Blackstreet
Lovefool - The Cardigans
Don't let go (love) - En Vogue
It's all coming back to me now - Celine Dion
The girl with the sun in her head - Orbital
Asia No Jyunshin (True Asia) - Puffy Amiyuri
Woo Hah!! Got you all in check - Busta Rhymes
Walking Wounded - Everything but the girl
ATLiens - Outkast
Pony - Ginuwine
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 22/07/2026
Possibly the hottest picture ever taken of me
Ava in a red swimsuit in a blue pool, upside down and floating beatifically and also her tits look great
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 21/07/2026
At real risk of becoming a Miatta Fahnbulleh stan. This skirt is absolutely brilliant.
Energy secretary Miatta Fahnbulleh in a black top and boldly patterned black, pink, purple and orange maxi skirt/dress. Fierce as fuck.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 15/07/2026
My 7 Part Pact game. (I'm not inviting the cop)
A publicity poster for Sense8, a Wachowsi Sisters series about psychically connected queers, with the character who is a cop's face crossed out hastily in red.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 29/06/2026
What's it like in your head
Giant toblerone labelled TBBLOBNOERN
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 26/06/2026
I'm not entirely conplaining
Results of a 2020s politics compass

88% Woke 12% Chud
30% Techbro 70% Neo-Luddite
50% Hopepilled 50% Doomer
72% Davos 28% Dubai
Your Closest Match:

Zohran Mamdani
Mayor of New York City (2026-present)
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 18/06/2026
Tumblr but still
Lyrical and immaculate Tumblr post by user dimosar:

Sheev's Plan:

    get elected to senate for naboo
    start new sith order
    work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.

(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

    get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
    PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
    make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack

(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

    Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

    chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star. 

Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.

(thrown down hole and killed.)PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then
    build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot

(clone son runs away but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

    create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan
    let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later)
    LET those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one themselves. very cute!

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL (only via proxy tho. not done yet)

    let(??) vaders grandson ("ben"?? ok) usurp failed clone and rule galaxy. wants to “kill the past” but whatever. can still make this work. NEED to keep this kid in the mix (will make sense when we get there)
    drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment. 
    lead kylo ren to my base using complex scavenger hunt. puzzle knife.
    tell him he’s always actually worked for me. big reveal. big moment. He's my lackey now. a little traitorous and unreliable, but this will pay off later trust me
    use death star ships to take over galaxy even more

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL (awesome... but not enough. something missing)

    let kylo ren lead clone granddaughter to home base using complex scavenger hunt (?)
    taunt her into killing me so i can possess her un-janked body. 

Endgame achieved. (??)(kylo ren betrays me)

    PIVOT: Possession stupid plan anyway. Instead, use ben and reys Horny Essence to make my nasty old body normal again…might as well pimp my robes out a bit while im at it...i deserve a treat
    throw ben in hole (grandson purpose revealed)
    destroy resistance with lightning powers. shooting spaceships down with magic lightning basically a solved problem at this point.

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

    kill the granddaughter actually. dont need her anymore. lightning powers classic for a reason. ive got this thing in the bag as long as she doesn't bounce the lightning back at me off her fucking laser sword

Endgame achieved.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 13/06/2026
I’m a trans woman, and I look like a trans woman, and I’m beautiful. Pass it on.
Ava is radiant laughing in anodised cat eye glasses, blue green glass bead necklace, orange tie dye maxi dress, sat across a table in a hippyish cafe surrounded by carved dark wood ephemera
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 06/06/2026
Twenty five responses to my performance review. Here's the words people associate with me. (Ree has informed me they were hungry, hence so many pancakes)
Wordcloud
Prominent words are interesting, kind, warm, funny, fun, good and pancakes
Made out of the following words:
Gentle, considerate, sincere
Somftbod, biglaugh, yes?
Guess my card
Authentic, warm, interesting 
Co-op, boardgames, good hair
Technicolour Dream Dress
Kind, funny, pretty
Knowledgeable, Wise, Leafy
Pancakes Pancakes Pancakes 
Almost limitlessly inexpressible 
À powerful presence
Funny, friendly, f-thriving
Cuddly crochet witch
Queer chaotic good
I love you though. 
Loveliest human bean
funny, insightful, interesting taste
Warm, fun, curious
Fun. Kind. Gorgeous 
Overthinker, hopeful, magnificent 
magic, warm, kind, supportive, glowing! 
analytical, detail oriented, team player
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 06/06/2026
Quarterly YTmusic wrapped. Unsurprisingly very heavily influenced by pop world cup. Listening must have been vaguer in the preceding months.
Yt music wrapped

Top artists

Natalia Lafourcade
Basement Jaxx
Los Cojolites
The Soft Pink Truth
RAYE

Top tracks

Hasta la Raíz - Natalia Lafourcade
Uch kuduk - Yalla
Cosoco - Juana Molina
Asliyah - Asayel
schwindelig (omgomgomg) - Dani Lia

Total listening time - 8,139 minutes
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 05/06/2026
@uofiguru.bsky.social Feedback received.
Ava under a waterfall look beatific in a swimsuit (but you can't see much better side she's in a pond
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 02/06/2026
Thanks to the impressive team of @peoples-pop-polls.bsky.social and autistic hyper fixation. I couldn't have got here without you.
Top Listener of Natalia Lafourcade

2 Jun 2026

You were in the top 0.01% of their audience of 19 million in May 2026
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 01/06/2026
Post a poster that you used to have on your wall. I have never seen this film. I had the poster on my wall for at least four years of my childhood and I could not tell you why.
Broken arrow, with John Travolta and Christian Slater. Their clearly labelled faces hover above a desert landscape and the title of the film (with a stealth bomber sliding between the words). The tagline 'prepare to go ballistic' hovers between them. John has a gun, held in a disembodied hand in front of his face. In the desert, Christian Slater holds Samantha Mathis' hand as they run away from an explosion and are chased by helicopters
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 31/05/2026
"this is what I love the most, the experience I live for"
Tim Clare. Despairing. Head on a table.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 11/05/2026
Drop some Teeth *bangs clipboard on desk*
Ava is for some reason holding a copy of Teeth, by Marsh Davies and Jim Rossignol, in her mouth. It's a black book with the word TEETH on it. Her own teeth are prominent and wonky.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 10/05/2026
Honestly Ted's so media trained that he rarely lets himself be caught being silly. But I can do you a happy birthday Ewa rectangular snooze?
Ted, from on high, in a square seat he has formed a rectangular shape for sleeping in
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 09/05/2026
I'm listening to Jim o'Rourke and reading Kate Beaton comics. It's like a full on time machine in here.
A black cat called Teddy reaches a paw over the top of a double page spread titled 'Shell: Albian Sands' depicting oil sand mining cranes and infrastructure from Kate Beaton's book 'Ducks'.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 18/04/2026
Absolutely read to filth by this one
Online quiz interface
Question 5 of 16

The RPG begins, you immediately:

Answers, please choose 1

Kick open the door, start stabbin'

Enter the scene with a prepared voice and catch phrase

Check who at the table wants to smooch my character

Describe my characters outfit, in excruciating detail

Roll my dice to check which ones are behaving correctly
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 06/04/2026
Okay but like. Who?
Co star astrology update
Your day at a glance
Someone is disastrously in love with you.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 03/04/2026
All that 'best tweets' business has helped me decide this is my favourite joke format now. Are there more as good as these?
Tweet from: rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)

ME: (nervous) how was the store

MY MAN: fine

ME: oh thank g-

MY MAN: ran into jolene

ME: oh no

MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemailTumblr post from mikkeneko:

my wife: so I heard that you and the little boy took a trip downtown today :)

me: yeah haha

my wife: you guys saw a marching band, huh?

me: uh

my wife: he said you got kind of intense about his future career
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 02/04/2026
I don't think this was originally a tweet but I also can't verify. But it is the perfect soul of peak tweeting to me
My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalised big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night.

A picture of a giant toblerone with the text reading tbblobnoern
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 26/03/2026
Yes I know that but what *is* it?
Co star astrology update:
your day at a glance
You hate it and it makes your heart wet.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 20/03/2026
Look I don't think it's even funny it's just what I'm going to do if you put that particular tool in front of me.
DUNE (where the E looks like a C) font on Dune 3 background evil dark ominous eye planet orb
DUNC AND EGG
A Knight of the seven kingdoms
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 04/03/2026
Outrun screenshot from deathgenerator.com: a hand reaches across a digital dashboard and adjusts a dial to 69.2. a palm tree glistens in the blue sky over a cyan sea and the words 'golden jet skis for everybody' float, golden above a thin line of clouds
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 02/03/2026
Huh
Merriam-Webster
Your 2026 word

Wolfish
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 28/02/2026
I'm a simple girl, with simple pleasures
Twin peaks opening title screen except it says Twimm Poeks
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 13/02/2026
Survey of Ted
Confused Ted (black cat on miscellaneous blankets)Cosy Ted (black cat sandwiched between blankets, Ava and sofa)Eager Ted (black cat looking urgent on a kitchen counter with a perfect question mark tail)Ava and Ted (black cat on curly whitewoman in nightie. Oh my good why does my boob look like that)
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 11/02/2026
Christ the revised edition of Voidheart Symphony is gorgeous!
A chunky A4 hard back of voidheart symphony by Minærva McJanda. An illustrated cityscape of pink and purple is crashed through by a scorpioish turquoise hydra overlooked by an all seeing eye and fighting against a struggling figure beset by thorny tendrils??? Everything is more abstract and ambiguous than I've made up but the colour scheme is so perfect and it just yells with energy.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 09/02/2026
This makes entire sense, but I'm relieved/disappointed the 6music dads (gender neutral) and South African three-step fans don't make an appearance don't make an appearance.
One of these galactic dot maps infographics of bluesky users. Ava's handle is highlight on the very edge of pro wrestling fans, triangulated towards that from a much larger cluster of video game industry professionals, and a vaguer blob of indie game developers & digital artists
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 05/02/2026
Disclaimer of the day goes to Lily Allen's USB Buttplug album release
Polka dot USB drive containing West End Girl MP3s.

Note: This product is a novelty USB device intended for data storage only. Sky blue with white polka dots buttplug
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 04/02/2026
Asking the I Ching what I need to integrate before the lunar New year, and it tells me to be a careful little fox. I will of course, take it like a Foxfort.
BEFORE COMPLETION. Success.
But if the little fox, after nearly completing the crossing,
Gets her tail in the water,
There is nothing that would further.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 04/02/2026
That's a pretty accurate explanation of my last week actually. (But I'm distressed by the layout change).
Co star astrology update:
YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE

Don't be surprised if your insides leak out when you spend time with someone you love.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 28/01/2026
Look at this! I was basking in sunshine and hour ago.
Pure grey mist blurs slowly downwards towards a little fragment of river and green and a truly terrifying slendermam pylon looming menacingly. The foreground is gravel and fence, but not enough to keep me safe from the horrors in the grey beyond.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 28/01/2026
As in, on a scale that will be remembered for the ages? Or that it's all in the past?
Co star astrology update:
Good morning, Ava. It's Wednesday, January 28. Your day at a glance:

Your capacity to love is historical.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 28/01/2026
Kind of makes sense. Really stressed at the possibility of it reading me as a paladin but thankfully some questions were specifically religion and not just values. www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...
Your class is druid (85%)

A bar chart of D&D character classes with percentage values.
Barb: 55
Bard: 65
Cleric:65
Druid:85
Fighter:35
Monk:70
Paladin:65
Ranger:55
Rogue:45
Sorcerer:75
Warlock:30
Wizard:50
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 15/01/2026
Why does he look like the plan is to Mandrake-the-Magician them into existence?
Still from Defenders of the Earth with Mandrake, a besuited and top-hatted man holding his finger to his temple like he's going to create an Avatar movie using only the power of mentalism.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 12/01/2026
Last dip I did was in this. No screaming. Some swearing. Stayed in for about five minutes. (Took about ten minutes to reclasp my bra due to numb fingers).
A little pool and waterfall surrounded by huge icy icicles
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 08/01/2026
Is pink and red together a no-no or does this work?
Ava has wet hair and a hot pink bolero, she's smiling into a mirror while taking a selfie. Her living room is pure chaos. The hot pink bolero is potentially clashing with her red dress.Close up of red boob ind hot pink shoulder and softer pink neck. And a big glass heart necklace.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 07/01/2026
I should also probably be posting these when they hit the nail right on the head too, huh
Co star astrology update:
Good morning, Ava. It's Wednesday, January 07. Your day at a glance:

What it meant to you and what it does to your nervous system are two different things.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 07/01/2026
Oh don't worry I got you
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 05/01/2026
Tbf that is kinda my brand
Co star astrology update:
Good morning, Ava. It's Monday, January 05. Your day at a glance:

Admit defeat but make it cute.
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 02/01/2026
Prove it
Co star astrology update:
Good morning, Ava. It's Friday, January 02. Your day at a glance:

Life can be better than "barely endurable."
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 01/01/2026
I'll take it!
Your 2026 word:
Hopeful
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 01/01/2026
I just think it's time I stopped starting posts with I just think it's. www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
You vocabulary:
7,027 unique words - Most used its

Then a word cloud where its just and think are the largest words by far
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Ava Foxfort @ava.foxfort.net · 31/12/2025
I completely wrecked my back trying to get this live action version. So yes.
A pink and blue neon upside down smiley face looks over an Ava, grinning maniacally whilst folding her self backwards over a bannister so her face is also upside down
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