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Haunted Toaster

@automatontoaster.bsky.social
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I sometimes stream the weird stuff and even record it on the most hi-fi of setups. The tapes are available at the closest YouTube near you. 34 | He/Him | MDNI www.twitch.tv/Automaton_Toaster youtube.com/@AutomatonToaster

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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 7h
The only thing I hate so far about Resident Evil 4 Remake on the Switch 2 is that it's the Gold Edition. I got Mercenaries mode right out the gate. Gonna be a week before I touch the campaign.
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pantaloon | ROLLA OUT NOW 🚨 @pantaloon.io · 13/10/2026
oh god it's here! it's destroying everything! get inside! lock the door! shut the windows! ROLLA IS UPON US follow & share this - we've got 5 steam keys for BSky to give away to celebrate the launch. stay safe out there x store.steampowered.com/app/3975830/...
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just Skate 3 (Yes I am using this as an excuse to post a thing I made on my phone months ago.)
The "The Just Cause 3" boxart but I changed Cause with the skate logo and put Rico Rodriguez on a skateboard. Was a pain to do because my old phone only had basic image editing stuff and I'm a little dumb with it.
Basically cropped Rico out, put a skateboard png over the foot. Lined up the crop over the body on the box art to put him over the skateboard.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's messing me up that this was a joke in Squidbillies in 2014. youtu.be/3RX04Smvex8
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Squidbillies Straight Pride
YouTube video by NervousEnergy
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ignoring a lot of what's being said because that's above my pay grade. Why would I buy Grand Theft Bier at all when I could just ask my digital genie to make it instead?
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Daury "Bone Figure" Baez, a member of the Boston Tekken scene, has been detained by ICE. Please donate and share if you can to help raise funds for his legal fees.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
. . . I'm so good . . . at Legend of Zelda crane game.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gameplay is satisfying. Get to really do some sicko shit. The story is . . . *shrug* okay. It's okay. I can accept it for what it is and what it's trying to do. I hate that they went out of their way to back out of everything the previous game set up but whatever. I'm still interested.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have finally finished FF7 Rebirth. I would rate a solid "*intense stare of confusion* it was . . . Fine, I guess? I had fun at least out of 10". I can see myself getting Revelation in the future when it's discounted. All my problems with this game aside I do want to see it to its conclusion.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I still think the funniest part of FF7 Rebirth is when you get to the Golden Saucer and everyone wants to goof off. Cloud tries so hard to keep the plot moving and then relents because Sephiroth tells him to have a good time.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A lot of the questions I had about the guy were just answered by seeing this post.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He looks like he was supposed to be an amogus
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think my favorite part of the FF7 remake trilogy so far is how often the group will forget cameras exist and that Shinra has them everywhere at all times.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woah woah woah! A whole Super Lesbian Animal RPG at half the cost?! Absolute value! Seriously. Get it. It's good.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was excited seeing this in the direct and was looking forward to it, but with the CEO of the company wanting to get entirely lost in the genAI sauce I'm going to pass. Use my money for something else.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center.
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Screenshot showing two sequential posts on X by journalist Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) discussing Texas politics:
 * Top post: Text reads, "Paxton on Talarico: 'He wants to transition your kids!'" accompanied by an embedded video frame of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a podium in a dark suit and red tie.
 * Bottom post: Text reads, "Talarico says he would vote in favor of a national ban for transgender surgeries for minors," above a video thumbnail from Fox News Channel featuring a woman anchor in a red blazer, with lower-third banners reading "EXCLUSIVE," "SHIFTING THE REINS?", and "TALARICO STANCE DIFFERS FROM EARLIER COMMENTS."
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kirby and Metroid looking slick and cool. Can't wait to eat my space enemies. Persona 4R and 6 teaser was a nice surprise. Resident Evil 2, 3 and 4 remakes in October. Can now have all mainline RE games on Switch 2 and on the schmoove. Danganronpa 2x2 looking pretty. Can't wait for the everything
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo Direct so good I'm returning from the woods and unsealing my Switch 2. . . . Seriously though I'm kind of overloaded with everything they had up. Excited for the new . . . Everything. Loved seeing more of the Layton game. Looks lovely in the new 3d environment.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Revised verdict: I'm digging it a bit more. Still kind of wish they either kept it more to the N64 style for the main cast, or went whole hog and gave the NPCs a similar amount of detail (like stage play unnamed character/extras). Will still hold off a bit on grabbing a copy.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So now thinking of it as a living Rococo piece, and something more like a classic fantasy, does make me appreciate the maximalist style. The main cast being designed like puppet theater pieces also has been fun to turn around in my head.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
grok slop up a game to have the way too high detail fidelity UE5 graphics. No sense of style or aesthetics just high detail with every lighting effect because they could. So seeing the graphics off the bat had me hit that knee-jerk "Nintedo hired that man!"
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Revisiting OoT:Re. Seeing this I'm softening a bit on my initial reaction to the graphics of the main cast (I still hold onto the NPCs need to more detail to be more in line with the style). I think what hits gave me that initial negative reaction was how often I'd see techbros back on X . . .
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LVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Leaked cutscene
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Overall verdict: I'll buy it whenever it hits $30.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
graphic NPCs actually look really good. Would like it if the game took more to that aesthetic. It would've made a good contrast to other modern games. It runs smooth. That's something. Manual jumping . . . Sure. Horizontal item scrolling because God continues to ignore us.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zelda OoT remake looking so bad I'm going to sell my Switch 2 and live in the woods away from video games. In all seriousness though. Link and the main cast's design is so at odds with the NPCs it's actually jarring to look at. Also kind of frustrating because the N64 stylized but modern
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why does he look like a knickknack that I'd find on some grandmother's shelf?
A screenshot from the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake. It's Young Link in the Equipment screen. He looks like hes getting a little too real with it.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Between shit like this, the entire GOP loving AI, Linda McMahon trying to force it into schools, Musk making Mechahitler, and data centers being built in predominantly black communities, there's a very obvious theme here and yet the AI stans on "our side" pretend it isn't there. Funny that.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It feels weird to admit that seeing a biscuit made my day better, but it did. Damn fine biscuit.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 06/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔
screenshot of bsky3d, with the 'source on tangled' source code link circledscreenshot of the repo, with CLAUDE circled in multiple locations
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just all on its own?
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Now keep track of the post count?
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wait does the website?
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think I'm more surprised this isn't an Australian term.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wao big day for God's most specialist birthday boys.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sorry. I'm actually cry laughing. They're gonna "both-sides" Ebenezer Scrooge. Incredible.
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm trying to be better about impulse purchases, but Elden Ring and MGS Vol 2 on Switch 2 do be a little tempting.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Then there's all the video game-y padding side stuff Chadley has us do. Combat is awesome though. Love the combat. Revelation I'm gonna be more side eyeing than looking forward to. I hope they do good on it, but oofta.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It feels like it got focus group'd hard. Like the Honeybee section in the previous game. It was goofy and over the top but it was just there and done. Rebirth we have so many of those kinds of goof moments all in a row. So it cheapens any impact those moments could have had.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I now have a love hate relationship with FF7 Rebirth that goes more towards hate the further I get. I'm only at Chapter 5 of 14. 9 more to go and I'm worried I'm gonna despise. Which would be devastating to me since I really liked Remake Intergrade.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm just saying if I were Cloud I would be convincing Chadley to run amok with me on the Wheelies at Costa del Sol.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's always funny how absurdly high my Commendation Virtue is in matches because I'm a sick goblin man that just scurries around the map exploding small fry enemies and taking all their crap.
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Haunted Toaster @automatontoaster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I can't believe I managed to win a Duskbloods match. Straight up Zorkin' it.
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