Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 25/09/2026Friedman made it up, but it didn’t get much traction until Jack Welch turned GE into the poster child of shareholder supremacy. 130
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comHamilton: Never Gon' Be President NowAlt: Hamilton: Never Gon' Be President Now 010
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 23/09/2026I assume this was the discussion had over and over when Elon took over Twitter and had everyone go to the office and print out their code for him to review. 010
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 22/09/2026You came, you sawed, you conquered? …I’ll see myself out. 😅 110
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 18/09/2026Somebody should probably tell him that wanting to demolish things that we take his name off of isn’t a great precedent to set.npr.orgTrump threatens to tear down the Kennedy Center, as legal battle continuesThe president made the remark to reporters amidst back-and-forth developments in federal court, including an allegation that a forklift repeatedly struck the center. 190
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 14/09/2026I assume that the people who were outraged by Hunter Biden’s laptop are going to be livid about this. Right? …right? 0121
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 14/09/2026Brought to you by the man who bankrupted a fucking casino.npr.orgKennedy Center board says venue could close soon due to financial woesNPR's A Martinez speaks with Washington Post arts and government reporter Jonathan Edwards about internal documents showing the Kennedy Center could close as soon as Tuesday. 0111
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 12/09/2026Long story short, their senior leadership seems to be cool with financially supporting the projects of people who have openly called for ethnic cleansing. And given the opportunity to reverse course, they have dug their heels in.theverge.com1Password wades into a right-wing mess after funding a Linux projectThe controversy surrounds David Heinemeier Hansson, who has posted strident anti-vax and anti-immigrant views. 060
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 03/09/2026If I were Google, I’d be working on a good alibi right about now.macrumors.comChatGPT, Claude, and Grok Are DownIt is apparently not a good day for AI chatbots, as ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok are all down or experiencing issues for many users. OpenAI's status page acknowledges issues across ChatGPT and Codex, whi... 4122
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 01/09/2026Looking to move away from 1Password. Currently looking at Keeper. I hate that I have to ask this, but is there anything I should know about them, their political leanings and/or views, or their associations? Also open to other suggestions. 5110
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 01/09/2026If Pelosi had gone missing for even 24 hours, her residences would have been crawling with conservative reporters trying to take photos through her windows until she made a public appearance. Schrödinger's Turtle, however... 🐢 075
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 01/09/2026Ahhhhh. Well, that’s disappointing. Good to know though. 010
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 01/09/2026Otherwise it pretty quickly becomes: “I should _probably_ work on my talk I have to give in a few hours.” 😅 100
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 01/09/2026Excerpt from my own complaint: “I have a lot of respect for 1Password, so I’m charitably choosing to view this as a mistake borne of improper vetting. However, if 1Password doesn’t rescind its donation, I’ll have no choice but believe that you support DHH and his disgusting, bigoted views.” 170
Reposted by Alex Karp (not the CEO)Anna E. Cook @annaecook.com · 31/08/2026The more I get support for my AuDHD, the more I realize just how hard it's been for me to just exist. Even though we are in an extremely anti-disability/neurodivergence era in America, I feel the need to be even louder about my experiences. I don't want any more people to be without support. 87313
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 31/08/2026And maybe a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm pro nap and I vote." 150
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 31/08/2026Excuse me while I go make an election-year no-solicitation sign that says: "If you wake my child up from their nap, I will vote against your candidate." 2101
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 25/08/2026I often feel like the GOP is the Grinch, hoovering up every last Christmas ornament — nothing too small to corrupt or destroy. Mamdani feels like the inverse. Nothing too small to make better. 0184
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 25/08/2026Exactly! Especially after I’ve gotten all attached to the characters. 100
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 25/08/2026I read a lot of romantasy, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when a book/series wraps everything up within the span of a few chapters. We’ve spent 5 books building to the climax against this insurmountable evil, and then it gets resolved and everyone lives happily ever after in 5 chapters? 120
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 20/08/2026My favorite was being required to take an anti-discrimination training that was supposed to teach me not to do the exact kind of discrimination I was facing. 🙃 Luckily not my current company. 030
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 14/08/2026The head, you mean? Whoever it is, I assume they're right at the top! 020
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 11/08/2026Has anyone else experienced a problem with Netflix where if you’re re-watching a show, it shows you new show recommendations instead of automatically going to the next episode? It happens almost exclusively with kids shows and it’s driving me crazy. 040
Reposted by Alex Karp (not the CEO)Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026Lombardo on Trump: "When the press and media runs him down, they think about 'he's taking care of his billionaire friends.' But those billionaire friends provide jobs. And unless you take care of them, those jobs are absent." 6631112257
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 05/08/2026Yes! But wouldn't you know it, I need the *other* half... 010
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 04/08/2026Asking for a friend: Is Seth Moulton capable of saying anything without sounding like a dick? #mapol 130
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 27/07/2026Looks like someone watched "National Treasure 2" and thought, "what could make this movie worse?" 000
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 26/07/2026We’ll have to make sure to add an “eternal rest” nap-length option. 010
Reposted by Alex Karp (not the CEO)Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Interesting: There’s now an anonymous, moderated list of companies that stop responding after you interviewed with themdidtheyghostyou.comGhosted After a Job Interview? Report the CompanyGhosted after a job interview? Submit an anonymous report and see which companies candidates say stopped responding after interviews. 6042781737
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 26/07/2026Huh. You’re still using right angles? Try using a left angle next time. It’ll blow your mind. You won’t even need to play off-field to reach the nexus. 040
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 26/07/2026You tell it that you want to extend a nap by 30 minutes, and it creates a circuitous route that gets you back to your destination in 30 minutes. 260
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 26/07/2026Million dollar idea: a feature for navigation apps that creates a route for you continue driving for a bit after nearing your destination, so that your sleeping toddler can continue to nap. 😴 2111
Reposted by Alex Karp (not the CEO)God @thegodshow.com · 23/07/2026Seen in Cleveland, Ohio. 220147763336
Reposted by Alex Karp (not the CEO)Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens. 648173644129
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 24/07/2026How long until they start labeling bags of Doritos as “parasite-free”? 020
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 23/07/2026Perhaps we redesign their black cards to look like EBT cards? And then whenever they use it to buy another megayacht, the people around them can be like “You know, you wouldn’t need these tax cuts if you were just a little bit more financially responsible…” 020
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 23/07/2026What if we made billionaire tax cuts contingent on proving they're meeting an unnecessarily cruel set of work requirements? 191
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 23/07/2026Definitely throwing this one in the idea fridge so that I can triangle back on it later once I’m out of the synergy zone. 1321
Reposted by Alex Karp (not the CEO)Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 23/07/2026I don’t care whether this actually happened or not. I want it to be true. 24548145
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 22/07/2026I doubt it. He specialized in a different kind of monsters. 😂 000
Reposted by Alex Karp (not the CEO)Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/07/2026Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna 12944781038
Reposted by Alex Karp (not the CEO)Sami Schalk @drsamischalk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here. 20692883853
Alex Karp (not the CEO) @autistic.af · 22/07/2026I have a funny feeling we’ll be hearing more about Schrodinger’s Turtle on August 3rd.wave3.comKentucky: What happens if Senator Mitch McConnell cannot finish his termA 2024 change to state law requires a special election to fill a vacant Senate seat. 150