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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 6h

Sixth-grader and friend, playing a game. Friend: Good gracious! SG: Oh, dearie me! In case you want to know what kind of slang the kids are using these days 😂

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 10h

Husband: Fetty Wap is doing a concert here. Me: Who? He shows me the video for Trap Queen. Me: Aw, she baked a pie. She really turned that trap house into a trap home. Him: I think 'baking a pie' is a euphemism. Me: For what?

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 12h

You know the call of the void? I'm battling the same urge but it's not putting my finger in this mousetrap just to see what happens

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He'll even lick the boots of robots, wow.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is it safe to drive with approximately 75 little rubber ducks crammed onto your dashboard? Asking for the driver of the Jeep I just walked past.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I thought for my Not-so-scary animals display, I might do Komodo dragons. Then I started reading about them and was like, haha never mind, these things are actually really scary 😅

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Komodo Dragon Crawling - National Geographic

ALT: Komodo Dragon Crawling - National Geographic

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Neither of my kids enjoy dressing up, not even for Halloween the last couple years. BUT I mentioned to Sixth-grader that he could pull off Grace from Project Hail Mary, and he seemed interested, so here's hoping 🤞

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone made a four-hour documentary about Elon Musk? I am so freaking sick of Elon Musk, no way do I want to see even more about him.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Husband told me that now the #1 song of all time is pretty new & it's called Choosing Texas. I'd actually never heard it so I pulled it up. It's pleasant and catchy, but (to my mind) nothing particularly special. Then the kids said they dislike country music so we introduced them to outlaw country.

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Bad Movies Rule Bmr

ALT: Bad Movies Rule Bmr

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dug through my box of old cosplays. I can still wear my Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex one. And if I borrow Teen's Attack on Titan Scout uniform, all I need is an eye patch to cosplay Hange. The only cosplay I'd have to build from scratch is Unohana from Bleach.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Recently I have met two little girls named Vera. It's not a bad name at all, but it makes me sing that Pink Floyd song in my head.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me at the antique mall: I love these crimped carnival glass bowls, but I have no practical use for them. Husband: I thought you were supposed to fill them with Werther's Originals and put them on the coffee table.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Don't look at it too long or you will inherit The Curse.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I like the library's puzzle swap shelf, but every single puzzle I get from there is missing ONE PIECE 😭

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Simpson Homer Simpson

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If Trump is so heroically anti-Communist, then why is he fawning over the president of a Communist country so hard?

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I posted about maybe not handing out Halloween candy this year. But what if I just put a bowl of potatoes on the porch? According to the Internet, kids love getting potatoes and they're heavy so no one is going to swipe the entire bowl at once.

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Floating Potato in Restaurant

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A multi-whistle pig day. The first one looks like it's doing some gnarly shedding, but it's not the right season, so I hope it's okay.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Teen: Guess what? I just realized I was wearing two different shoes all day. They were on the right feet though. Bruh.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If a furry is flying my plane, they must have had all the training and passed all the tests that professional fool Tommy Tuberville couldn't even begin to comprehend. I'll fly the Furry Skies, thanks.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Today's little guy, the turkey vulture.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Slept horribly last night. I dozed off rather quickly, dreamed my alarm didn't go off and I was late, and woke with a jolt. It fucked me up for the rest of the night 😭

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Did everyone know that they're making a third Gremlins movie except for me? youtu.be/29Rcuy0KLoA?...

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me: You guys have tests, so study tonight. 6th-grader: What? Me: (repeats) 6th: But C has a test too. Me: I was talking to both of you. 6th: But you were looking at me. Me: Because C was listening the first time! Teen: Sorry, what did you say? Me:

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Cat Head Bang

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I like to look at the 'What is this rock/plant/gadget?' boards on Reddit. Whenever someone says, 'What is this growing on my corn?' it's always corn smut and everyone says how delicious it is. Is it wrong to hope that the corn in my in-laws' garden gets corn smut so I can try it someday? 😅

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just saw a Pepto-Bismal-pink Cybertruck. I did it y'all, I found the absolute worst Cybertruck.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I had my Halloween playlist going & Number of the Beast came on. It reminded me of The Bone Temple. I remember back when Ralph Fiennes really got popular. In interviews he seemed to take himself VERY seriously. But in The Bone Temple it looked like he was having so much fun. I think that's nice.

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Screaming Dr Kelson

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Goodman Correll wished me a happy HEATHEN holiday! 😂

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Walking on the Riverwalk & saw some guy proselytizing to some trapped-looking college kids. Made my circuit & watched on the way back to prevent being ambushed. Although I have an ultimate weapon. "I'm good, I'm Catholic." (which is true)

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I hate to say it, but I'm thinking of not even participating in trick or treating this year. My kids gave it up a couple years ago. We don't get a ton because we live at the back of our neighborhood. And tbh, the last few years kids have been increasingly rude & entitled. Parents too. It sucks.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Slow progress on my psittacosaurus herd. It's not great, but it's also not AI.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

After September 15th, the front porch is fair game.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I looked up the Reddit board for my state to see if there's any events happening soon. Besides the general board, there are at least 15 more with names like /r/AlabamaSwingers, /r/AlabamaCumSluts, /r/AlabamaHotWife...you get the idea. 🤨

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have a theory that the continued presence of RFK Jr causes autism. SpaceX should should send him to Mars to see what happens. If autism diagnosis rates drop, we'll know he was responsible. If not, oh well. www.cbsnews.com/news/robert-...

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RFK Jr. tells anti-vaccine activists they have a friend in Trump's White House

Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a conference hosted by an organization he once led that has promoted doubts about vaccines.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A while ago I started writing a short story and it ended up filling all but five pages of this whole notebook 😅

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I felt OK after my triple-vaxx yesterday, but now I am starting to get achy and tired. I probably should not have worked in the yard this morning 😅 Also my arm hurts like hell. Still better than Covid, Hep B or the flu.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Jesus Christ, what is up with this Hellraiser: Revival game?! My husband showed me the trailer and 🤮 I like Clive Barker but some of the stuff in his books grosses me out. I definitely don't want to DO it.

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Hellraiser Pinhead

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

LOL, the same Megyn Kelly who said Jeffrey Epstein wasn't a pedo because he went after 15-year-old girls instead of 9-year-olds, is outraged because of a 15-year-old's dress? The undisguised hypocrisy is hilarious. www.reddit.com/r/TheBoredDe...

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It would be hard to be a horror movie villain in Alabama because almost no buildings here have basements.

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Walking Down Basement Stairs

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Finally sitting down to watch Heretic. The actresses are very good, very charming. Hugh Grant is also charming but in a sinister way. I like his Villain Era.

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Hugh Grant in The Heretic

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sorry to hear about Duncan Sheik. I always liked his understated music. He seemed like a cool guy to hang out with. Way too young 😕

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