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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 10h

Went on a date today Apparently I have enough rizz to where I can yap about DOA and Ninja Gaiden lore while playing DOA2 and talk about how pro wrestling is a viable art form and still get laid

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There's a metric fuckton of things in the US that make no sense but anything regarding death row and executions is incredibly baffling

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it rude for me to say Lanterns being a big departure from the source material is a great thing because comic accurate Green Lantern stuff is usually boring as fuck

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My ex (who I'm still living with temporarily) is loudly playing and singing along to Hey There Delilah and I'm dying of cringe

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I will excuse Star Wars prequel revisionism but Resident Evil movie revisionism is way too far

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Need to make one of those memes where it says "I do NOT lab combos I DON'T learn matchups I don't STUDY frame data I jump online and try bullshit hoping it works"

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

what's that term people use for a game that's meant to be so good it convinces people to buy a whole console for it idk why I'm blanking on it rn

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's very interesting being close to a news story and having inside information about it and having to see people online just spew all kinds of untrue bullshit you can't correct

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me: You should never date somebody for their potential as a partner, you should date them for who they are right now with the assumption they won't change the things you don't like Also me: I could totally fix her bro I just know it bro I got this

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Her mom kinda knows we like each other now but she seems cool with it? I think? Also I was out of the building for several hours and wasn't able to eat and she snuck into my office and left me some grapes as a snack for when I got back, and she gave me a Spider-Man poster Cool having a work wifey

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Seriously how the fuck do you emulate Wii U games

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Somehow I'm just now learning just how funky of a song Mary Jane is Damn you Rick James

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jere 🔞 @jsq012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jill with that choker you find in the mansion.

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I could just get Vita games and Wii U games working on my Retroid I'd be golden No idea why they don't work for me

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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We actually don't hate this administration enough

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every once in a while I remember those 2 commissions I paid for over a year ago and still don't have yet

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As someone that used to be a major Sly Cooper fan people gotta let that franchise go

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

All people have to say is "it looks like a bad PS2 game" because while there were many gorgeous ones boy were there some butt ugly ones

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every once in a while that "Why are you gay?" Interview clip randomly becomes my vocal stim

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How do I keep attracting goddamn Tauruses

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hard out here being someone who loves clamshell handhelds but doesn't care about dual screens

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's so weird being on Instagram and seeing a post that's like "Here's signs you're in an abusive / narcissistic relationship!" And my last relationship checked off so many Like one post about a narcissistic relationship listed 11 occurrences and I had fucking 9 of them

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fooling around with a coworker (who is massively shy on top of that) is uncharted territory for me Like I have to just walk around here acting like I haven't seen your titties

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gonna try Onimusha for the first time because the brand new one looks fire and I need an action game to play on my Retroid

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Rose @cateille.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

links!!

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The first Virtua Fighter game I owned was Final Showdown. I put soooo much time into it and the customization and really fell in love with it. Makes me sad we didn't get a direct PC port of it because I think it looks better aesthetically than the REVO Remaster

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Tfw you thought your healing was going great but then you get the urge to play Ex-Factor by Lauryn Hill a few times

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So my work crush can't even look at me because of how dirty we were talking over the weekend but I bumped into her mom who also works here and she complimented my sweater

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If anyone was wondering if I had any more updates We uh texted until 6 AM last night

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's so easy for me to fall into a Millennium Parade kick God all their songs are peak

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setsuna @zerosetsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One frustrating thing that just hit me regarding City of the Wolves is that all the guest stars in that game would be fine in KOF 16 instead. A game like that you absolutely have the flexibility for guests. Something like Fatal Fury that's all about smaller rosters, it's a horrible move

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Nyatto🔥 @nyattovanilla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Team Ikari!!!💥💣

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

On night 3 of this and I learned her dad was catholic and her mom was mormon

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Nahdog

ALT: Nahdog

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I need to stop mentioning my ex gf but I was just explaining the themes of the movie Sinners to somebody and I realized even though we saw that movie together and I wanted to splurge to her about all the historical intricacies she didn't want to hear it because she solely liked movies for escapism

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I can't believe in the year 2026 we've seen Peter Parker and Jean Grey become a significantly more viable ship over 2 hours while Insomniac still couldn't make a Logan and Jean romance good with 15

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Considering the dialogue in the Wolverine game I can't believe they had the restraint to not go "You're Sinister!" when dealing with Essex's bullshit

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Was driving by a gas station on my way to work and literally saw the price jump from 3.94 to 3.99 lmao

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Sad Woke Bisexual Fuckboi @ohheymarc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Another one doing the rounds

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

As an update this coworker and I have texted to 2 AM two nights in a row 🫣

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So my Trump supporting classmate from undergrad who only dated Christian white guys and was even engaged to one just hard launched that she's dating a stud and I'm in shock

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Never been more convinced that DSP's schtick is a bit

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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

fuck it, Nova in MGS2 lighting #revenant #nova

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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 15/09/2026

Saw someone on Insta say “keep weirding people out until you weird somebody in” and that is officially my approach now

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Dead Game Connoisseur @austonishing1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Y'all seemed so happy" bruh she would fight with me over legos

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