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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 20h

If I had a nickel for every time Harry Potter and Narnia were prominent cultural things at the same time I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird its happened twice

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Watching Once Upon a Time and playing Kingdom Hearts is the goated way to stay up late

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: Twilight Years

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Friendly reminder that republicans just now denouncing trump and maga arent doing the right thing, theyre rats trying to save their asses.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Erika Kirk moments after the funeral started

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

HAPPY KIRKMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A SAFE NECK.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Be Snape. Call a girl a slur. Shocked when she doesnt want to talk to your racist ass. Work for wizard hitler. Die. But for some reason people still love his incel ass

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Can the 80 year old pumpkin die yet?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

the novel does sorta go there though? Theres a camp ground where the Overlook used to be because in the Shining book the hotel explodes. the movie ends with the hotel still standing, so it's only natural that the movie sequels climax would happen in the abandoned Overlook

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I can run 100m faster than a zucchini or eggplant, whats your point?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Killing nazis is always okay. One less makes the world a slightly better place

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

uhhhhh please dont abbreviate cheese pizza like that?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Here's a friendly tip. if you want to really fuck with data centers, plant bamboo around it yeah itll fuck with the natural ecosystem, but no worse than the data centers

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

am I a bad person if I really dont give a flying fuck about the imperialists stuck on their little ship? maybe. But fuck imperialism and fuck the military

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

and make sure the glove doesnt fit cuz if the glove dont fit they must acquit. Then write a book called If I Did It with the If in SUUUUPER small print

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

if you see a flock camera tear that shit down

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Vote blue no matter who gave us Fecklessman... I mean Fetterman, so vet potential candidates wisely

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Dear boomers, Respect and an acknowledgement of whatever authority you think you may have in your delusional little minds are two different things, one is a basic human right, the other is giving in to a delusion that more of my generation should stop acknowledging. with no due respect get fucked

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Please be a straight dem midterm win. he'll have a stroke

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Is Cyclospora a valid diet plan?

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Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Currently losing at bowling to a 4 year old AMA

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Dear internet, Deadites are DEMONS NOT ZOMBIES. they get summoned (Kanda, estrata, kandos. etc. etc.) psychologically torture you for fun, inflict some sort of fatal injury and use the body as a puppet. thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Jeb Bush's 'Please Clap' Moment

ALT: Jeb Bush's 'Please Clap' Moment

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Its ridiculous that there was a huge outcry when seven people died from cyanide laced Tylenol in the 80s, but when exponentially more people die from gun violence crickets

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Instead of celebrating this shithole country tomorrow, why not watch Cabaret? a musical reminder of what happens when you ignore the rise of fascism for entertainment

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

if you think about it the us isnt actually 250 years old. that original country died when the south seceded

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Into the Woods is a better musical than Phantom. No I will not be taking questions.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Dont care about sports, but anytime the US loses something it makes me smile

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Dang we really got the Treaty of Versailles 2.0 before Kingdom Hearts 4

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Learn to read. And if thats too difficult audible.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I hope he has a heat stroke this sunday.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

the US should have hanged every person who fought for and ran the confederacy.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Its so funny watching a proshot and the orchestra drags while the leads are trucking on forcing the orchestra to play catchup

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Dear casino degenerates, Playing a bet is not the same as tipping your dealer cheap fucks. If you can afford to blow thousands of dollars you can afford to fucking tip your dealers.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Tipped Employees should all walk off their jobs until our base rate matches the minimum wages of the states we work in. Its horseshit we have to try and make a living based on the generosity of shitty customers

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy pride month. Bigots please die

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Maybe we should bring back sending literal shit through the post to politicians and bigots instead of shitposting. Idk if that even did anything, the idea well known bigots receiving packages of literal shit makes me smile

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Boomers fucking ruined everything.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Oh its funny as fuck that Shitler fucking lied about booking "Talent" for the Freedumb(ass) 250 and nkw hes turning it into a nazi rally

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Breaking: The Hex Girls will NOT be performing at Freedim 250. I repeat the Hex Girls will NOT be performing at Freedumb 250. Thank you for youre attention to this matter

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Hex Girls Perform in Scooby Doo

ALT: Hex Girls Perform in Scooby Doo

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I used chatgpt exactly once. To redo my resume, and the result was awful and I realized I wasted my time

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Can we stop electing old people to positions of power please?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Saying the same thing over and over just using different words? Did chatgpt get ahold of my college essays?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Potterheads read/watch something else gosh darn it. Like Once Upon a Time. That show is great.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

We have a fuel crisis. But not so much that fucking Nascar and formula 1 cant fucking stop wasting resources

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