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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

If I had a nickel for every time Harry Potter and Narnia were prominent cultural things at the same time I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird its happened twice

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Watching Once Upon a Time and playing Kingdom Hearts is the goated way to stay up late

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I heard its easier to get a venereal disease than it is to get a job right now so best of luck to you!

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: Twilight Years

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If we support women's rights we also have to support women's wrongs so if you committed vehicular manslaughter while inder the influence I'm sure they had it coming.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sometimes theres aliens and a depressed robot

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh look the twat waffle that allowed a trans persons career to be destroyed because they said we need to resist fascism is being a twat again

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think basic necessities should be in general should be free because food, water and shelter should be considered human rights.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Friendly reminder that republicans just now denouncing trump and maga arent doing the right thing, theyre rats trying to save their asses.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Do you think the OoT remake is gonna unify the Zelda timeline or double down and make it more confusing?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think its more cuz we saw her arc in reverse, so by the time we actually got the backstory, we were so used to hearing everyone put Rose on a pedestal that when the reveal happened, it made people feel like she was thd complete opposite. Like canceling someone l guess

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

you cant stuff the genie back in the bottle. Sooo good luck humanity i guess.

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Kristen Bell Shrugs

ALT: Kristen Bell Shrugs

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

James Baxter* Idk where the fuck I got Henry from

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thank you Henry Baxter for the gorgeous two minutes of animation

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The thing aired on TV is scripted? oh wow who would have thought...

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Erika Kirk moments after the funeral started

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

HAPPY KIRKMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A SAFE NECK.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Uhhh no? Where's the human life at? Women should always have a choice to carry to term, even if there's not a medical necessity.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Be Snape. Call a girl a slur. Shocked when she doesnt want to talk to your racist ass. Work for wizard hitler. Die. But for some reason people still love his incel ass

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Pretty sure the nation was founded on exploitation, racism, slavery and genocide otherwise we wouldnt need a day to celebrate workers rights. but go off I guess

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

you can for about 3 weeks before starvation takes hold

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If you see someone shoplifting in general...no you didnt. unless its from a mom and pop locally owned store then yes you did.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Can the 80 year old pumpkin die yet?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

respect for what? being born to the right family at the right time?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dont forget orange anchor babies and Slovenian prostitutes are also okay

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Okay? that just allows them to continue murdering and kidnapping dipshit. Nazis need to be killed.

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The only good nazi is a dead nazi. They have already proven they are willing to abduct and/or murder people in the streets with no due process, why are you screaming crying throwing up about due process for them?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

the novel does sorta go there though? Theres a camp ground where the Overlook used to be because in the Shining book the hotel explodes. the movie ends with the hotel still standing, so it's only natural that the movie sequels climax would happen in the abandoned Overlook

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I can run 100m faster than a zucchini or eggplant, whats your point?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Rainbow Quartz 1.0's fusion dance is wayyyy more dignified and elegant than horny imo

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I mean Amethyst literally dove in between Garnets legs. Sardonyx's fusion dance looks more like a well choreographed theater number

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Like the pilot with the weird art style? or Gem Glow? cuz I dont remember Pearl being racist. The VA might be a piece of garbage, but the character is bird mom

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The only fusion dances that are even remotely sexual are Garnet and Amethyst and Garnet and Pearl. so Garnet is a massive ho lmao

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Killing nazis is always okay. One less makes the world a slightly better place

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

uhhhhh please dont abbreviate cheese pizza like that?

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Here's a friendly tip. if you want to really fuck with data centers, plant bamboo around it yeah itll fuck with the natural ecosystem, but no worse than the data centers

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Like ACTUAL cousins or like Sailor Moon "cousins"

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Austin Persing @austinpersing.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

am I a bad person if I really dont give a flying fuck about the imperialists stuck on their little ship? maybe. But fuck imperialism and fuck the military

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