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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦

@aussieinto.bsky.social
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Immigrant Australian in Canada. Come on, you rip-roaring Hatters.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1h
Have you considered living under the sea, Clare?
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1h
“When I saw it ... it felt like a slap in the face,” Taylor said in an interview Monday. “I just thought it was incredibly tone-deaf.” Tone-deaf is a nice way of putting it. www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...
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Sign on off-campus property perpetuated rape culture: St. Francis Xavier University
Two Nova Scotia universities are condemning a sign that was displayed at an off-campus property in Antigonish on the weekend, saying it perpetuated rape culture.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1h
Is that so, Benjamin Button?
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 2h
Storms can only be the gender they were at birth.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 3h
The Gongmeister is running for mayor of Toronto again.
Toronro election sign for Edward Gong, perennial political candidate.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 4h
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Naked Gun: Nothing to See Here Explosion
Alt: Naked Gun: Nothing to See Here Explosion
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 5h
Elbows American, Canada.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 6h
Nasty Nobel committee. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...
abc.net.au
Nobel Peace Prize won't go to Trump this year, experts say
It is often regarded as the most prestigious of all Nobel prizes, which are given to those who have "conferred the greatest benefit to humankind". But the Nobel Peace Prize can also be controversial.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 7h
Happy World Teachers' Day to those who are doing amazing work while governments cut education funding.
Image that says "If there was ever a year that teachers deserved thanks, it's this year. And last year. And the year before that. ACTUALLY, EVERY YEAR."
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 18h
Why do you hate Doug is not telling you what to do, he's just giving you helpful suggestions?
Doug Ford watching a man do carpentry.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 19h
The Plague of Putinian.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 21h
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The Time Machine (2002) | The Moon Breaking Up Scene | Clips |
YouTube video by Movie stamps
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 21h
Image of the moon breaking up from the 2002 film The Time Machine.  Humans had been mining heavily from the moon during the 21st Century, leading to a cataclysmic explosion which sent shards smashing to the Earth. This catastrophe lead humans to seek shelter underground, eventually causing the formation of the Eloi and the Morlocks.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 22h
I make extra money by reverse stripping. The more money you give me, the more clothes I put on.
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 23h
My school has ~400 students, 85% of whom speak a language other than English at home. Six years ago, my school was allocated 3 ELL teachers. Students in Gr. 2-8 received 40-150 minutes of language support a day, depending on their needs. This year, my school was allocated half a teacher. #OntEd
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 23h
A reminder to tell Tim Hortons to fuck off.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 23h
We need a notwithfuzzy clause.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is how The Stand starts.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We can start by getting rid of bullshit ideas of masculinity. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw0R...
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Young men are struggling. Can Canada fix the problem?
YouTube video by CBC News: The National
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest Danielle Smith collab with @forwardcanada.bsky.social allowed me the chance to have Danielle refer to herself as a "Referendum Rizzler" and to be honest I don't think I'll ever come down from that high. youtu.be/ZIehOIDCxr0?...
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PSA: Premier Danielle Smith Speaks to Young Albertans #satire
YouTube video by Forward Canada
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Canada has a problem with Australian migrants. Particularly in Toronto.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They'll be needing leprosy hospitals in the United States again shortly.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't understand why so many people say they hate Brad Bradford. He's universally loved.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Great news for snow lovers this week. www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/weat...
theweathernetwork.com
It’s back! Snow set to fly in Eastern Canada this week - The Weather Network
Some areas could soon see their first accumulations of the season
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my gourd. www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/new...
ctvnews.ca
N.B. farmers grow world’s longest gourd tunnel
New Brunswick is home to no shortage of landmarks that hold unique titles, and newest to the list if the world's longest gourd tunnel.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not keen on every time I use the horn it plays March of the Volunteers, Fuzzy.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What are you going to do with your coffee maker, Fuzzy:?
Sexy man in white underwear pouring coffee into a cup.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There were no noise complaints for the AC/DC show. www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...
ctvnews.ca
Rogers Stadium noise complaints were up 40 per cent this summer. These shows generated the most 311 calls
One of the loudest things coming out of Rogers Stadium this past summer may have been the City of Toronto’s 311 phone line, as the number of noise complaints was up by more than 40 per cent from 2025.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reason 3,323,954 not to go to the United States. www.cbc.ca/news/world/f...
cbc.ca
Florida weighs ditching property taxes and sticking Canadians with the bill | CBC News
Florida voters are weighing whether to scrap residential property taxes and the state's governor has a solution to that potentially huge revenue loss: tax Canadians more.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Make America Shit Itself Thin Again.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alien Pierre Poilievre stands how he thinks the human would.
Pierre Poilievre standing weirdly in Alberta.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fraudster calls for fraudsters to go to jail. m.youtube.com/watch?v=AVw2...
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Minimum Sentences on Fraudsters
YouTube video by The White House
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm assuming you already have your lawn sign, Clare.
Woman giving the thumbs up behind a Brad Bradford election lawn sign.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Parliament Chill. www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
ctvnews.ca
Frost advisory in effect for Ottawa overnight on Saturday
A frost advisory is in effect for the Ottawa area overnight on Saturday.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"In 2022, while speaking on a podcast, Maahs said of books in schools depicting same-sex relations: “It’s for sure grooming. It desensitizes kids. And it’s all under the name of LGBTQ because it’s boy on boy. And I’m talking ‘boy.’ Young boys.” www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
ctvnews.ca
B.C. Conservative leader disagrees with candidate’s LGBT remarks, but won’t remove her as candidate
Interim B.C. Conservative Leader Lorne Doerkson says while he doesn’t share the views expressed by the party’s candidate for Chilliwack North on LGBT issues or abortion, she will be allowed to run und...
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
By the many DC-8's of Xenu. www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
cbc.ca
Digger is poised to be one of the biggest box-office flops of the year | CBC News
Despite a major star's return to dramatic acting, a two-time best director winner at the Oscars and enough publicity to rival the moon landing, Digger looks set to become one of the biggest box-office...
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Glad to see the porn bots and Gaza scammers are active on Bluesky.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The solution to aging is obvious. Become The Highlander.
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Highlander The
Alt: Highlander The
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still no National Fuzzygraphic lectures at Roy Thomson Hall?
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Make Corruption Great Again.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All the cool celebrities and influencers have lung cancer. www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
cbc.ca
Smoking's cool factor has returned as celebs, influencers glamourize 'cigs' online — experts are concerned | CBC News
Social media is filled with images of celebrities and influencers lighting up cigarettes and hyping the habit of smoking, suggesting it's experiencing a bit of a cultural resurgence. Though data sugge...
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Mean Girls Day to those who are asked what day it is.
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Mean Girls: October 3rd with Cady & Aaron
Alt: Mean Girls: October 3rd with Cady & Aaron
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why do you hate Australia is fourth?
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've got Dodgy Doug doing my reno right now.
Doug Ford cosplaying as a carpenter.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good to see @fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social getting out and meeting new people. m.youtube.com/watch?v=313A...
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Man who calmly read his book when bear sniffed him tells all
YouTube video by CBS Colorado
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The cockatoo-inspired emblems for the Brisbane 2032 Olympics and Paralympics have been accidentally leaked by the Games' official YouTube channel." Brisbane is for the birds.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_J...
m.youtube.com
The Simpsons - Canyonero
YouTube video by Waluigi
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sorry, we only drive Canyoneros in North America. m.youtube.com/watch?v=qtV_...
m.youtube.com
I Test Drove An Italian Microcar That Tops Out at 25 MPH | WSJ News
YouTube video by WSJ News
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He sadly never found the tight end he was looking for in Ohio.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Punks punking. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Th44...
m.youtube.com
Vancouver band cancels P.E.I. show after trans member denied washroom access
YouTube video by CBC News
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