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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 19h

Why do you hate Sylvia thought your backwards butt cowboy tunes weren't appropriate for the Bolton Fall Fair?

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 21h

I went ahead and got you a Brad Bradford hoodie to wear when it gets cool in the hellscape that is Toronto, Clare.

Brad Bradford wearing a Brad Bradford hoodie.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why do you hate Doug graduated with the latest class of Ontario Strong Village People construction guy impersonators?

Doug Ford wearing high-vis and a construction helmet while shaking hands.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why do you hate Doug congratulated the latest graduates of his Ontario Strong program for Village People construction guy impersonators?

Doug Ford with construction workers training.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why do you hate Danielle didn't sign the shirt you wore just for her?

Danielle Smith standing next to a man wearing a "I HEART DANIELLE SMITH" shirt.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Gongmeister is running for mayor of Toronto again.

Toronro election sign for Edward Gong, perennial political candidate.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Happy World Teachers' Day to those who are doing amazing work while governments cut education funding.

Image that says "If there was ever a year that teachers deserved thanks, it's this year. And last year. And the year before that. ACTUALLY, EVERY YEAR."

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why do you hate Doug is not telling you what to do, he's just giving you helpful suggestions?

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What are you going to do with your coffee maker, Fuzzy:?

Sexy man in white underwear pouring coffee into a cup.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Alien Pierre Poilievre stands how he thinks the human would.

Pierre Poilievre standing weirdly in Alberta.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm assuming you already have your lawn sign, Clare.

Woman giving the thumbs up behind a Brad Bradford election lawn sign.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why do you hate neither of us have had a selfie with the respective prime ministers of Canada and Australia?

Australian prime minister Anthony Albanese taking a selfie with Canadian prime minister Mark Carney.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why do you hate you will not be participating this season due to once again not being invited to Christian Girl Autumn?

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why do you hate Doug is pointing out how big the bottom of your pants are?

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thinking of all the military beardos who were called out today.

Photo of three Coldstream Guards who served in the Crimean War.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The less successful follow-up single to Bloodhound Gang's Fire Water Burn.

Back of a truck in Toronto that says "Pro Q, water fire mould, CLEANUP SPECIALISTS."

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Brad Bradford celebrates National Coffee Day by harvesting the data of people in a Tim Hortons drive-thru.

Brad Bradford cosplaying as a Tim Hortons worker while handing out coffee in the drive-thru.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why do you hate Sylvia interrogated you in public on why you insist on having pineapple on pizza?

Sylvia Jones shaking the hand of a man in front of a pizza shop while she holds a microphone.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why do you hate Doug is going to counter the latest bans and tarrifs by deploying Ontario seniors doing chair aerobics?

Doug Ford watching seniors doing chair aerobics.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why do you hate this is the last time the police will warn you about taking things from Steve's property?

Winnipeg police speaking to a man on the steps of his house.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I fully support Mark Carney's Canada Strong program for Village People construction guy impersonators.

Mark Carney shaking hands with construction workers.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You're just upset Pierre didn't get you that pink gun on one of his occasional trips to Alberta, Clare.

Pierre Poilievre in a sporting goods store in Alberta where a bearded bald man is showing him a pink gun.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why do you hate Danielle specifically told you not to do that thing she does with her hands?

Danielle Smith doing that thing she does with her hands, as is a man next to her.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mark Carney tells folks that Canadian ports will be more efficient now that he's banning strikes to ensure corporate returns on investment.

Mark Carney talking to people at a port with a container ship and crane in the background.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I went ahead and got you a nurse who can also drive you to and from appointments, Fuzzy. You should check out his credentials.

Sexy male nurse taking selfie in washroom showing off his abs.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You were obviously very excited to get a selfie with Brad Ford on the weekend, Clare.

Bead Bradford having a selfie taken with a woman at the Toronto Ukrainian Festival.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why do you hate Mark Carney is vetoing your ability to post on Bluesky?

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why do you hate Pierre didn't invite you to be on the downeaster Alexa, as he's cruising through Block Island Sound?

Pierre Poilievre cosplaying on a fishing boat.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why do you hate Donald walked away from you as you were taking a selfie?

Man behind Donald Trump taking a selfie as Trump walks away.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why do you hate you could only spend a moment with your own personal A-Team?

Photo of a woman with Conrad Black, Tucker Carlson, Maxime Bernier and Jordan Peterson.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Why should they when people still want to get a selfie with Pierre, Clare?

Woman taking selfie with Pierre Poilievre.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why do you hate Doug thinks you look much better wearing the hawk mascot costume?

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Explain this photo of you bumping fists with Danielle, Fuzzy.

Danielle Smith bumping fists with a man.

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Why do you hate Sylvia doesn't think your tractor is sexy?

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Happy International Democracy of Day to all those countries that are, or are becoming, authoritarian.

Image from the United Nations Human Rights Office of the High Commissioner that says "EVERY GENERATION NEEDS TO RENEW DEMOCRACY FOR ITS TIMES."

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They still have that sign up on the Gardiner in Toronto that spells centre the Yank way.

Backup of traffic on the Gardiner Expressway

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Why do you hate Danielle thinks you wearing sandals to the golf day is very Albertan trash?

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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The stuffed gorilla at the piano thinks otherwise, Clare.

Danielle Smith speaking to a room of women with a stuffed gorilla at a piano in the background.

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