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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 12h
“Tossing and turning, human?” “Can’t get comfortable, Kiki!” “Pick a spot and STAY there!” “I wish I could sleep like you. I WATCH you nap…but I can’t do it!” “I curl up and tuck in my legs!” “Kiki, I tried that once—and my muscles ACHED for days!” “Face it, human! You ain’t a kitty!” (snores)
Close-up of tuxedo cat asleep on a dark blue sheet of the bed
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 9h
“Kiki, I REGRET what I just did!” “What, human?” “I saw a bit of dried poop on the floor!” “THAT’S where it was.” “I didn’t think…I picked it up, dropped it into the litter box and washed my hands! Then I felt ICKY!” “Why, human?” “Kiki, if you knew what’s IN your poop, you wouldn’t ask that!”
Front view: Close-up of tuxedo cat with her head turned slightly to her left
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 7h
“Finished your dinner, Kiki?” “Yep, human! Ready to nap on your lap!” “You comfortable now?” “Yep! You got your comfy SWEATER on!” “You want to hear something funny?” “What?” “I haven’t had MY dinner yet, Kiki! So I’m hungry…but stay as long as you like!” “That’s funny, human! ‘Cause I WILL!”
Side view: Close-up of a tuxedo cat with her head on her human’s chest
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Human, don’t turn on the LIGHT! I gotta nap!” “Kiki, I’m LOOKING for something—and I can’t see in the dark!” “What are you looking for? I’ll GUIDE you!” “The remote!” “Walk 3 steps to your right…turn to the left…reach out!” “So, Kiki, why am I touching YOU?” “‘Cause I’m SITTING on it, human!”
Raised right view: Tuxedo cat sitting on the gray textured cover of the couch, her head turned slightly to the right
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Kiki, one day you’ll remember all the good times we spent together!” “YOU will, human! I won’t!” “Really? You LOVE neck massages and head rubs!” “It don’t mean I’ll REMEMBER them!” “When did we do them last?” “10 minutes ago!” “See? You remembered, Kiki!” “Human, ask me AGAIN in an hour!”
Front view: Tuxedo cat lying atop the back cushion of the couch with a gray textured cover, her front paws crossed and her head turned to her left
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Kiki, I often think of what I’ll do when you’re GONE!” “You’d LOOK for me, human! I might be hiding!” “I don’t mean that! I mean GONE gone! I’ll likely adopt another cat.” “Won’t be like ME!” “But I could be gone FIRST, Kiki!” “And my next human won’t be like YOU!…Something I look forward to!”
Raised front view: Tuxedo cat lying atop white crinkly wrapping paper on the carpeted floor and looking up at you with great expectations
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Kiki’s Notes to Human #129: You know, you’re really CONDESCENDING to me! You think I didn’t notice? And it makes me less interested in what you have to say. Like when you TEASE me in a silly voice, WAG a finger at me, SHAME me for my behavior, SHAKE your head if I jump and fall, etc. Just STOP it!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat sitting on the carpeted floor and looking up at the gray quilt on the bed, ready to jump
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Kiki, it’s been six MONTHS since you went to the groomer!” “Six peaceful months, human!” “I’ll set a date for next week!” “But I can’t go! I’ll be busy napping!” “Then the week AFTER!” “I’m busy napping!” “Kiki, you’re going to the groomer in 3 weeks…And it’ll be GOOD if you nap through it!”
Top left view: Tuxedo cat lying atop the teal sheet of the bed, her paws extended, and looking up at you with less-than-peaceful eyes
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Kiki, there shouldn’t be THIS much fur on the carpet!” “I shed all OVER, human!” “I vacuumed yesterday!” “You vacuumed PAST fur—not FUTURE fur!” “I can’t vacuum today what you shed tomorrow!” “Too bad!” “I could vacuum YOU every morning, Kiki!” “Human, I’ll hide while you vacuum…the CARPET!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying curled on the carpeted floor against a wall on the right
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Kiki, I put some tuna by your NOSE while you slept! It took you 5 minutes to wake up!” “I was DREAMING of tuna, human! It was so real I could smell it!” “It’s real!…What’s wrong?” “What if this tuna ain’t as good as in my dream, human?” “Kiki, I just ate mine—and it was the tuna of MY dreams!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying atop gray quilt on the bed next to a white saucer with bits of tuna
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Kiki’s Notes to Human #128: Things I know: WHERE to nap, eat kibble, see birdies, poop…HOW to get you to gimme wet food, treats, ‘nip…WHAT a knock on the door means and what to do…and much more! But I don’t know everything, especially WHY you always make my life miserable by taking me to the vet!”
Top view, vertical shot: Tuxedo cat lying on the carpeted floor, her front paws curled outward and her eyes looking up suspiciously
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“What are you doing, human?” “Rubbing your CHIN, Kiki. You like it?” “I don’t DISLIKE it—but it’s overrated!” “You SHOULD feel happy and calm!” “Where did you learn about how to do it? ‘Cause I never told you!” “I know a thing or two, Kiki!” “Don’t do it again til I TELL you!…OK, do it again!”
Close-up of tuxedo cat’s face as she lies on a dark blue comforter and while her human’s hand strokes her chin
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Kiki, I want to TALK to you tomorrow!” “About what, human?” “Not swatting my leg whenever I pass!” “I LIKE doing that!” “Remind me…just in case I FORGET!” (next day) “I know I wanted to talk to you, Kiki—but I FORGOT what it was about!” “Right, human!” (swats human’s leg) “It’ll come to you!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat sitting on a black office swivel chair covered in white cat hair as she reaches for her human’s leg standing next to her
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Going OUT, human?” “Lunch with a friend, Kiki!” “Will you be back?” “You ask me every time! Of course!” “Maybe DON’T come back!” “Why would you SAY that? Now I’m going to worry about you!” “You think my plan was to make you THINK of me when you’re out?” “Yes, Kiki!” “You’re correct, human!”
Top left view: Tuxedo cat sitting on the gray textured cover of the couch and turning her head to the left
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Kiki’s Notes to Human #127: You’ve called me LOTS of names over the years: sweetie, baby, honey, precious, etc. You address my CUTE, innocent, helpless side—not my clever, smart, perceptive side. But I ain’t WAITING for you to see me as I see myself. You’ll just MISS OUT on everything I can offer!”
Front view: Tuxedo cat sitting on the arm of a brown leatherette recliner and looking intensely at you
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Kiki, there’s a moth in the kitchen. Did you SEE it?” “Yep, human! So pretty!” “You didn’t try to EXTERMINATE it?” “Ain’t MY department!” “Pest control is in EVERY cat’s job description!” “Ain’t in MINE!” “So I gotta do YOUR job, Kiki?” “Yep, but you won’t be as good as ME at being a kitty!”
Raised left-side view: Tuxedo cat sitting on the carpeted floor and looking curiously; food and water dishes are in the background against the wall
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Kiki, grooming in the middle of the floor?” “Putting on a SHOW, human! Who cares where I do it?” “You call it a SHOW?” “Yep! I PERFORM 5 or 6 shows daily!” “I’ll just walk around the STAGE!” “Ignore me, human? What a LOUSY audience!” “But I took DIRECTIONS from you, Kiki…about how to ignore!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat grooming her face as she lies on the carpeted floor, with sunlight streaming through the vertical blinds on her
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Kiki, it’s the second time today you tried to SMOTHER me!” “If at first you don’t SUCCEED, human…” “Get your paws off my nose! No telling WHERE they’ve been!” “I’LL tell you: mouth, carpet, couch, bed, litter—“ “I have to INHALE that, Kiki?” “Human, I’ve been trying to get you to NOT inhale!”
Front view: Close-up of tuxedo cat’s face with her head tilted slightly
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Kiki’s Notes to Human #126: I don’t MIND you petting, rubbing or otherwise putting your hands on me…but you gotta follow RULES on where and when! WHERE to pet? Head, neck and back. Where NOT to pet? Anywhere else! WHEN to pet? When I want you to! When NOT to pet? When I don’t! See? That was easy!”
Front view: Tuxedo cat looking down and to her left as a human’s fingers approach her head from her right
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Coming to bed, Kiki?” “Yep, human!” “No, you can’t lie THERE!” “I will!” “You know I put my head on the RIGHT side of the pillow!” “So what?” “I’m not gonna let you disturb my sleep AGAIN, Kiki!” “Human, there are two sides to every argument—and every pillow! Put your head on the LEFT side!”
Right-side view: Tuxedo cat lying on her left side atop the gray quilt on the bed next to a pillow with a blue pillowcase and grooming her back fur
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“I SAW that, human!” “Saw what, Kiki?” “You took some wet food OFF my dish after putting it ON!” “I put too MUCH!” “Why not YANK it out my mouth? It’d be more honest!” “Didn’t think you’d be upset, Kiki! I’ll put some of it back!” “Put it ALL back, human…But I can’t guarantee I’ll EAT it all!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying on the carpeted floor and looking up at you with hungry eyes
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Human, what’s the WORST thing I do to you?” “Not answering that, Kiki!” “But I wanna AVOID it!” “Scratching, biting, knocking over my things—“ “Just name the WORST!” “Jumping in FRONT of me while I walk! It can hurt us both!” “Like now?” “Like now, Kiki!” “Too bad, human! It’s UNAVOIDABLE!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying on the carpeted floor and looking up at a human whose legs are straddling her
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Kiki’s Notes to Human #125: By giving me treats, you think that I think I’m being REWARDED for something I did. Nope! I expect treats because of WHO and WHAT I am (a pretty kitty)! I ain’t a big believer in quid pro quo—no quid, no pro, no quo. If you wanna give me treats, reward me for being ME!”
Raised front view: Tuxedo cat sitting on the carpeted floor and looking up at you with expectant eyes
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Waiting for me, Kiki?” “Nope, human! I just HAPPENED to be in the bed, and you just HAPPENED to come here!” “Don’t be embarrassed…I wait for YOU lots of times!” “I ain’t embarrassed, and I ain’t been waiting!” “PROVE it, Kiki!” “You want PROOF, human? Here’s your proof!” (jumps off, runs away)
Left side view: Tuxedo cat lying atop dark blue comforter on the bed, her head turned to her left
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Human, you STINK!” “Kiki, I can take criticism WITHOUT losing my temper!” “So what’s that smell?” “I let the stylist finally use HAIRSPRAY on me!” “It’s making me SICK…I’ll die from the odor!” “No, you won’t!” “I’m DYING!” “NOW I’m losing my temper, Kiki!” “Lose the bad smell FIRST, human!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying on her back on the carpeted floor, her paws raised and the front of her body turned to her left
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Human, you look TIRED!” “Kiki, I got a SHOT yesterday—which makes me feel bad today!” “So you know how I feel every year!” “I didn’t get a shot like YOURS!” “But it’s how I feel after the vet! The shoe’s now on the other paw!” “Leave me alone, Kiki!” “And miss out on my GLOATING time, human?”
Front view: Tuxedo cat sitting on her human’s lap and looking at her with gloating eyes
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Kiki, your DINNER is mixed grill shreds!…Here!” “I don’t think so, human!” “It’s your favorite flavor!” “It WAS my favorite!” “If you eat it, it’ll be worth all my EFFORT!” “What effort?” “The ring tab broke! I needed a can opener!” “You get an ‘A’ for Effort, human! Now, open up a NEW can!”
Front view: Tuxedo cat sitting atop the back cushion of a brown fabric chair near a white saucer of wet food and looking up at you with distaste
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“You just jumped on my lap, Kiki! Now you’re FIDGETING!” “Gotta scratch, human! But your right arm’s in the way!” “I’ll move it!” “And move your CHEST!” “I’ll lean back!” “Something else…Move your BELLY!” “Why don’t I scratch you, Kiki?” “Forget it, human! No, wait! Move your OTHER arm…”
Right side view: Tuxedo cat sitting atop her human’s lap and facing front
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Kiki, remember when we were on TV?” “Nope, human.” “Your Gotcha Day, 2016. A local TV station was reporting from the shelter. I picked you up…we faced the camera—“ “And what?” “You jumped out my arms and ran off…They didn’t air it!” “Good, human! My fans would be horrified to see you HOLD me!”
Front view: Tuxedo cat sitting atop a gray sweater on her human’s lap
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Human, did you see Fred?” “Who, Kiki?” “He’s a whisker, and my friend…He’s GONE!” “You NAME your whiskers? Of course, you do!…So what? He fell off!” “And didn’t TELL me?” “They ALWAYS tell you?” “Usually, human! But HE didn’t!” “Kiki, Fred will come back soon! Friends—and whiskers—do that!”
Front view: Close-up of tuxedo cat sitting on the gray textured cover of the couch in dimly lit space and squinting at you
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Human, is it TIME yet?” “What time, Kiki?” “Time to give me TUNA! Tuna time!” “It happens only when I have tuna for MY dinner!” (later) “Is it tuna time yet?” “I decided at the last minute not to have it…Maybe tomorrow!” “I’ll keep ASKING, human!” “OK, Kiki. You can have YOUR tuna time now!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat sitting across the carpeted floor and looking up at you with wanting eyes
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Lemme pet you, Kiki!” “Nope, human!” (runs off) (later) “Wanted to see me, Kiki?” “Got a PROBLEM with that?” “I tried petting you before—but you said no! Now it’s MY turn!” “Can’t say no to ME!” “I just DID, Kiki!…You aren’t leaving! Why not?” “‘Cause I like you more when you DON’T want me!”
Raised front view: Tuxedo cat sitting on the carpeted floor and looking up at you
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Kiki’s Notes to Human #124: You often have a look on your face when I ask for treats, ‘nip or more wet food! It’s the look of ‘I know what’s BEST—and you don’t!’ You say that you have the upper hand! But I have the upper paw ‘cause I KNOW what I want and what’s best for ME…so, you’d better listen!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying atop dark blue sheet on the bed, her front right paw raised
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Human, have you seen me?” “Kiki, I’m looking at you now!” “Just as I thought! You AIN’T seen me!” “What?” “You see only a cute, furry kitty—not the REAL me!” “What?” “You ain’t seeing me as a clever…daring…and BRAVE kitty!” “Kiki, if you’re ANY of those things, then I haven’t seen you yet!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying on the carpeted floor, her head raised, her paws stretched out and her eyes looking up at you
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Kiki, a flea comb is coming to see you!” “Put that away, human!” “Humor me!” “There ain’t nothing FUNNY about it!” “I should comb you every day, but you give me lots of grief!” “That’s right—blame the VICTIM! You finished?” (tries to scratch human) “I haven’t started…but I’m finished, Kiki!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying on her left side atop gray quilt on the bed, her head at the bottom left of the picture and a flea comb poised over her back fur
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Human, my litter STINKS! And it ain’t me!” “Kiki, I bought SCENTED filler by mistake!” “But I HATE the odor!…Replace it!” “I just covered it with UNSCENTED—so it won’t smell that bad!” “You calling me and my nose liars?” “No, Kiki! I believe you AND your nose. But I won’t replace the litter!”
Raised front view: Tuxedo cat sitting on the carpeted floor and looking slightly down in disgust
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Kiki’s Notes to Human #122: You think I’m anywhere YOU are! If something brushes your back in bed, you think it’s me. (It’s a bunched-up BLANKET!) If you see a clump on the floor, you think it’s my hairball. (It’s FOOD you dropped!) So, don’t think I’m EVERYWHERE…’cause I’m only napping SOMEWHERE!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying atop a gray quilt on the bed and looking up at you with unmistakable eyes
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Human, what’s this tiny round thing?” “Kiki, my hearing aid battery must’ve rolled there!” “It’s a toy?” “No!” “It’s food?” “I’d rush you to the vet if you ate it!” “Doesn’t SMELL like food!” “I’ll take it from you now, Kiki!” “I’d tell you to stick it in your EAR, human…but you just did!”
Left side view: Tuxedo cat sitting on carpeted floor under the coffee table next to a small silver hearing aid battery and looking to her left at you
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Human, my breakfast’s been LATE all week!” “Kiki, I added more sleep time every night! I was just so tired in the morning!” “You messed up my whole SCHEDULE!” “I need more sleep!” “And I need the same routine!” “Change is sometimes necessary, Kiki!” “Human, how about NO change for a change?”
Raised front view: Tuxedo cat sitting on the carpeted floor and looking up at you quizzically
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Kiki’s Notes to Human #123: What matters to me MOST (other than food)? Being COMFY anywhere I am, whether I’m napping or awake. You offer me comfy places, but that ain’t enough. Whenever you PET me without asking first, you make me less comfy! And if I ain’t comfy, I’ll make sure YOU ain’t either!”
Front view: Tuxedo cat lying on her right side atop the back cushion of a couch with a gray textured cover, her head hanging off the edge
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Ow, Kiki! Your dewclaw STABBED me! Let me go!” “Your hand is MINE, human!” “I’ll pull it off!” “Easy with my paw!” “OK! Let’s set RULES for stabbing!” “What rules?” “No stabbing after 3…No stabbing in bed…No stabbing my arm! Will you follow the rules, Kiki?” “I’ll take a STAB at ‘em, human!”
Raised left view: Tuxedo cat lying on her right side atop the gray quilt on the bed and raising her front right paw
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Human, what you looking for in the fridge?” “Your wet food, Kiki!” “Go with your GUT. Pick anything!” “Turkey shreds!” “I don’t want it!” “OK…Salmon pâté!” “I don’t want it!” “Flaked tuna!” “I don’t want it!” “Kiki, you said you’d go with my gut!” “Well, I just decided to go AGAINST it!”
Front view: Close-up of tuxedo cat sitting on the arm of a brown leatherette recliner and looking up at you
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Staring at the litter boxes, Kiki?” “I’m seeing if they’re in good shape, human!” “Do you WANT to go—but you CAN’T?” “Think you know EVERYTHING?” “Kiki, we all have TRYING times! I do too!” “Human, I’m trying NOT to have trying times…but how can I do that if you’re trying to FIND them for me?”
Rear left-side view: Tuxedo cat staring into a hooded litter box on the right, her face hidden
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Kiki’s Notes to Human #121: What am I worth to you? Am I your companion, your TROPHY on a pedestal, or what? You feed me, clean my litter, make me comfy, play with me, cuddle me, keep me healthy, etc. Here’s MY theory about me: I’m a HABIT you can’t quit! But then again, I can’t seem to quit YOU!”
Front view: Tuxedo cat sitting on a beige carpeted tree tower with her paws tucked under her and looking at you with prize-winning eyes
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Human, trying to brush me again?” “Kiki, you have KNOTS in your fur!” “I do NOT have knots!” “I haven’t done it all week! So, just a few strokes!” “I ain’t gonna LET you!” “It’s for the greater GOOD, Kiki! You get soft fur, I get easy petting!” “It ain’t greater OR good enough for me, human!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying on her right side atop gray quilt on the bed and a human’s hand brushing her left side fur
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Kiki, I didn’t finish my NEWSPAPER! Get off!” “Shouldn’t have sprinkled CATNIP all over it, human!” “I forgot about the page with the crossword!” “Tell me why I should get up!” “Scritches, maybe some treats!” “I’ll pass!” “Why, Kiki?” “‘Cause I’m a kitty wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in ‘nip!”
Raised right-side view: Tuxedo cat lying across a tabloid newspaper on a crossword page, her face turned away and looking slightly to her left
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“You KISSED me, human!” “Yes, Kiki!” “Now I gotta lick your LIPS off my fur!” “I’ll RUB it off!” (rubs her) “Now I gotta lick off your lips AND your hand!” “I’ll use a tissue!” (wipes) “Now I gotta lick off your mouth, your hand AND a tissue!” “Can I do ANYTHING, Kiki?” “UN-kiss me, human!”
Front view: Close-up of tuxedo cat looking at you
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Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Kiki’s Notes to Human #120: I wonder where your head is at sometimes, ‘cause it ain’t thinking about ME! My kibble bowl is often half-empty, when it should be fully FULL! I know there’s still some kibble in it—but what happens when it’s gone? I won’t have ANY! You gotta DO something about it…now!”
Top view: Tuxedo cat sitting on the carpeted floor next to a half-filled white bowl of kibble and looking up at you pleadingly
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Reposted by @aussiandy.bsky.social
Kiki and Rikki @leetrikki90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“You haven’t said a WORD today, Kiki!” “What’s to say, human?” “So, how do you feel?” “With my paws and whiskers!” “Not what I mean—and you know it! I KNOW you know—“ “Enough human nonsense! Resuming SILENT mode!” “I can take a hint, Kiki! I’m OK with not talking! You didn’t hurt my feelings…”
Lowered left-side view: Tuxedo cat sitting quietly, her head turned to her left
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