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“Kiki, I REGRET what I just did!”
“What, human?”
“I saw a bit of dried poop on the floor!”
“THAT’S where it was.”
“I didn’t think…I picked it up, dropped it into the litter box and washed my hands! Then I felt ICKY!”
“Why, human?”
“Kiki, if you knew what’s IN your poop, you wouldn’t ask that!”