“Kiki, it’s been six MONTHS since you went to the groomer!”
“Six peaceful months, human!”
“I’ll set a date for next week!”
“But I can’t go! I’ll be busy napping!”
“Then the week AFTER!”
“I’m busy napping!”
“Kiki, you’re going to the groomer in 3 weeks…And it’ll be GOOD if you nap through it!”