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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥

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42 & thriving 🔞 mdni 21+ | she/her/cis woman ♓️ nerdy girl next door w/ a corny sense of humor + lingerie collection + filthy 🤬ing mouth 💋 curvy hips, wide ass ⏳️ tip & DM on my spicy links: linktr.ee/auroraontop #realnsfw

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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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404 Media @404media.co · 02/04/2026
Astronauts are trained for decades in some of the most physically and mentally grueling environments of any career. They’re some of the smartest people on the planet. And yet, once they get up there, Microsoft Outlook is borked. @samleecole.bsky.social reports. More: www.404media.co/artemis-2-as...
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Looks like we're on a gazebo or something, trees but also structure in background. Cut to an out of focus William Riker! He's shavenly standing and speaking mid-ponder. Closed caption reads, "What about plain old basic sex?"
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
me now that the sun is out every day
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 14/03/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "this shit just makes me sad"
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
thanks for the birthday well-wishes yesterday! what a time to try to be normal. 🫠
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
happy birthday to me. you get the cake 🎂 #lewd #booty #thong #curvy #bigasslittlewaist #hips #realnsfw #nsfwbsky
curvy white woman standing, facing away from the camera to show off a curvy perky ass in a black thong
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
it's today! 🥳
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
my birthday is next week 🥳 browse my wishlist and consider putting me in a festive mood: throne.com/auroraontop
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Aurora Rene - Wishlist | Throne
Send Aurora Rene gifts via Throne. Browse Aurora Rene's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.
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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 28/02/2026
Sure, it's fine for other people to grow and change, but when I shapeshift into a giant bloodthirsty she-wolf under a full moon, it's "terrifying," and I'm "no longer welcome in this mini-mart."
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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROFb...
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Definitely Only for Dogs: Ring's Superbowl Commercial (Parody)
YouTube video by Wyze
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
happy hearts day 💓 what are you kissing first?
a white woman standing topless in a hot pink lace thong. the photo is cropped to show just a peek of underboob and emphasize the curvy hips, thighs, and small waist.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
finally Friday 😘 #goodmorning #stayinbed #lewd #nsfwbsky #realnsfw #curvy #tummy
an image shot from above of a curvy white woman laying in bed, surrounded by fluffy blankets, wearing a mint green sports bra and black lace panties
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetw…
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
❤️
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
oh my gosh perfect for today 😆
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
aged relatives sharing divisive political dreck directly to Facebook messages with the accompanying message "if this offends you, un-friend me!" foolish to think that I'd remove you over something so petty. I will not participate in this con job of divisiveness. I choose to love you instead.
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Saturday lie ins are pretty spectacular. #lewd #nsfwbsky #curvy #flirty #realnsfw #sexySaturday
a white woman with ample cleavage laying under a fluffy blue blanket, wearing a tan bra trimmed with tan lace
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Jon Bailiff @jonbailiff.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This shit is not new. It’s not the first time. Perhaps we can make it the last… www.imdb.com/title/tt0080...
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The War at Home (1979) ⭐ 7.6 | Documentary, History, Music
1h 40m | Not Rated
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I need another week of being a lady of leisure, at least 😪
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
mission accomplished. welcome to 2026! 🥳
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
in bed by 12:01 🫡
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
fav ass pic of 2025 🍑😉 #realnsfw #nsfwbsky
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
fun fact: all of my green panties are made of lace 🍀 #lacelingeriemonday #stpatricksday
white woman standing wearing a dark green shirt and bright green lace thong. lifting the shirt up to show off curvy hips and waist.
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
hey, I hope you have a beary good day 🐻
me smirking and holding up my mug of tea. the mug is brown and shaped like a very cute bear with a white snout and a smile
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
love it when you tell me good morning 😘
laying in bed on my side, ample cleavage on display. wearing a lacy tan sleep bra and printed boxer shorts
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
We were in first place in this film award voting. A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours. Now it's personal. Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS. Reshare? VOTE! www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
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Audience Choice Awards | Short of the Year
Vote for your favorite short films in the Short of the Year Audience Choice Awards. Watch, vote, and support independent filmmakers.
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
how I'm walking out of 2025 (nay, we're running out of it.)
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a woman is running in front of a building with a sign that says broad city
Alt: a scene from the show Broad City; Ilana Glazer, a white woman, is running in front of a building
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Defector @defector.com · 25/12/2025
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
whether you're a humbug or Santa's favorite elf, I hope you have a very merry day ❤️💚 #lewd #nopants #nsfwbsky #realnsfw #cozy #merry
curvy white woman sitting sideways in bed surrounded by warm fluffy blankets and wearing a green t-shirt with a portrait of The Grinch on it. text on the shirt reads "merry grinchmas" and peeking out on one side are two soft thighs and a little round hip on the other side
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/12/2025
Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
how I'm turning up to the bluesky Christmas party
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a woman in a red bra is dancing in a dark room
Alt: clip from the movie Chicago. a woman in a sparkly red dress is sliding towards the camera
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
the #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. so same shit different day then? cool cool cool, very chill 😫
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a man is laying on a bed with his arms outstretched and says `` i have this nagging feeling this has happened before ''
Alt: from the movie Groundhog Day, Bill Murray is sitting up in bed looking haggard. the caption reads "I have this nagging feeling this has happened before."
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
really like this pic. I should do this more often 😁
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
it is Wednesday after all. another view of this new piece 🥰 #tease #booty #nsfwbsky #gifts #lewd #spoilme #lingerie #realnsfw
white woman kneeling on a bed showing off a curvy booty in a purple mesh thong
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
look! pretty, purple, mesh, straps, embroidery... a perfect gift of appreciation 🥰🥰 thank you, gifter! 💜💚 #lewd #lingerie #nsfwbsky #realnsfw #curvy #tease
a woman kneeling on a bed wearing an oversized grey sweater and purple thong embroidered with green nettle leaves and blossoms
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
someone very sweet sent me something new from my wishlist, wanna see? #realnsfw #lewd #nsfwbsky #tease #curvy
white woman bending over a bed. wearing an oversized grey sweater and strappy panties. ample cleavage plus the curve of a thigh, hip, and booty.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2025
Today Now! Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
we all know about being WHAMmed, but what about being Band Aided? is that a game people play? it's just happened to me and I'm not happy about it.
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
me trying to be optimistic about a date
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
this December marks year 4 of me posting pics. it started with this pic! it's been a fun learning experience, about myself and about others. thank you for being there with me for it. if you've ever liked what I share, the link in my bio has ways to show me so. 😘 #realnsfw #lace #lingerie #nsfwbsky
curvy white woman kneeling on a bed, wearing a black lace bra and panties
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
oh shitttttt the ancient Egyptians, I know what I'm listening to today.
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Fight for the Future @fightforthefuture.org · 04/12/2025
Being a Spotify customer in 2025 is nothing to celebrate, that’s why we’re calling on listeners, musicians, and labels to commit to boycotting Spotify instead of providing free PR through sharing their Wrapped content. Drop Spotify: www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/spot...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2025
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-hea…
Q: What is the plot?

A: Two men have a steamy sexual affair despite not being vampires or elf nobility or anything.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2025
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
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Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
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Aurora Rene ❤️‍🔥 @auroraontop.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
"Jesus was a brown immigrant" is probably a better response though.
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