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Aurie

@aurie81.bsky.social
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She/her. Boricua in FL. Mom, wife, tired but always going. Pro-science, pro-worker, pro-LGBTQIA+, anti-bigot. Theme park enjoyer. HHN season is the best season... But also, Grinchmas.

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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I know, okay? I KNOW!!! But they're touring with the Jonas Bros. so the tickets are so expensive 😫 I want to go so bad, but I just can't justify the expense 🥲
Promotional email with the header: Upcoming events near you, showing a picture of The All-American Rejects, and the date and location - Sunday, October 26, Kia Center, Orlando
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I gather there's something Taylor Swift related happening soon? If you're happy, I'm happy for you💜
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Guillermo del Toro is previewing FRANKENSTEIN as part of a special one-night event supporting the Los Angeles Public Library.
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Get A Sneak Peek At Guillermo del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN And Help Support The Los Angeles Public Library
Guillermo del Toro is previewing FRANKENSTEIN as part of a special one-night event supporting the Los Angeles Public Library.
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
We have our Unmasking tours this weekend and it's our HHN staycation for our anniversary, so of course the forecast calls for a higher than normal rain coverage 🙃 We're packing our ponchos and will make the best of it, but c'mon Florida, work with us, please
Screenshot of weather app showing a 19% chance of rain today, then 77-84% on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I got over my cold but my sinuses are killing me. I'm not congested at all and I can breathe perfectly, but if I touch the spot between my eyebrows it hurts so bad. Wearing my glasses has been super fun -_- Do I just keep taking Advil Sinus Congestion pills?
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Well, I caved and increased the size of the text display on my phone
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an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` im an old woman now '' .
Alt: Winona Ryder as Kim in the film Edward Scissorhands, sits on an overstuffed chair, looking wrinkled and with gray hair, wearing a red collared buttoned shirt and dark vest. She looks tired and says: "I'm an old woman now."
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Everything Hegseth wants to do will make the US military weaker, so I can't hate on him too much
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I'm so happy more people will learn what an amazingly talented man Benito is 🥰 I know certain people are already spewing hate because that's all they know, so I will ignore them and keep supporting our conejo malo. Cope harder, racists 💅🏻🇵🇷💜 #wepa #orgulloboricua
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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log. This tells me two things: 1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day. (212) 486-4430
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It's another great one! You should give it a listen and support these two wonderful guys who never fail to put a smile on my face 💖
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Who else is getting left behind with the fun party people tomorrow?
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a woman is talking on a cell phone at a party and the word party time is on the bottom of the screen .
Alt: From the music video for Piece of Me, Britney Spears puts on dark sunglasses while wearing her hair up, surrounded by people dancing and partying, and raises her arms as she dances. The words "Party Time" are shown at the bottom.
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Dave Cobb 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐻 @davecobb.com · 22/09/2025
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Oh, ffs, Cuba may not have Tylenol, but they have paracetamol, WHICH IS THE SAME THING. I feel like I'm losing my mind
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Beacons of health, them. I definitely want to look and sound like these very smart, healthy people...💀
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
On the one hand, I want to go to HHN tonight. On the other, I'm still not 100% recovered from this annoying cold... I think I'll be responsible and stay home and rest 😒 It sucks to be a judicious adult. Nobody's stopping me on Sunday, though!
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Kids today don't even write manifestos. It's all "grok, is this true?" and chat gpt... Read a book!
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a man in a suit and tie says youths in yellow letters
Alt: Max Greenfield as Winston Schmidt in the series New Girl, is wearing a suit and tie, and with his hands on his waist angrily spits out the word, 'Youths!"
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Mostly one, but sometimes the other, thank you for asking
The tag of a fitted bed sheet reads: "TOP OR BOTTOM"
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
So, yeah, about that thought...
Journalist David Shuster tweets:

"According to Utah officials+ police interviews with his family, Tyler Robinson hated Charlie Kirk because Kirk wasn't conservative enough. (Robinson reportedly admired Nick Fuentes). GOPer's now scrubbing X posts about dems faster than DOJ erases Trump name in Epstein files."
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Curious how in the past couple of days all the talk was, "these Leftists, all the violent Leftists, are the ones at fault!" and now that they have the guy they are being extremely vague about his politics...
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
All the money spent in this investigation and the only reason they have the guy is because his family turned him in 😆
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Right wingers are so quick to believe a leftist shot Charlie Kirk when Nick Fuentes groyper fans are right there
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 10/09/2025
“I strongly condemn this incident that I have devoted myself to facilitating. It is an unacceptable tragedy, and I will continue to do absolutely nothing to prevent future similar events.”
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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a man is sitting on a couch eating a sandwich while looking at something .
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch, looks away wide-eyed, and covers his mouth in a shocked expression
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Jacky with a Y, damnit @ruledbyfelines.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
It would be nice if right-wingers were as upset about students getting shot as their beloved misogynist.
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
People will see someone's neck blown out by a gunshot right in front of them and still say "this doesn't change my mind about gun control at all..." 🫠
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Pod Mortem: A Horror Podcast @thepodmortem.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
In our new episode, we discuss Ti West’s 2009 horror film THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL! Listen here and don’t forget to subscribe and share! allmylinks.com/thepodmortem
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
HHN opening weekend was a blast!
I am standing in front of the Halloween Horror Nights medallion at the entrance of Universal Studios Florida.My husband and I are standing next to a gargoyle statue.I am sitting in the Dead Coconut Club - Koven in front of a neon sign that says "Drink Up Witches"My husband and I are standing next to a glowing Koven sign at the entrance of the Dead Coconut Club.
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 04/09/2025
"We know the names." Jeffrey Epstein survivors, frustrated by stonewalling from the Trump administration, say they will confidentially compile their own list of individuals implicated in Epstein's crimes. www.democracynow.org/2025/9/4/epste…
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This rambling idiot makes me feel like I lose neurons by the second. Reading a transcript of what says must be mind boggling
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Straightening my hair for the weekend knowing full well that the rain, the heat and the humidity will have me looking like Simba in no time
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a man in a clown costume with make-up fx written on the bottom
Alt: A person wearing clown makeup and a colorful wig finishes their look with a red foam nose, looks a te camera, and smiles.
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Don't mind me; I'm perusing the event map
Screenshot of the Universal app showing the HHN event map.
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's Monday of HHN week!!! Yes, I'm packing my bag already, no I won't apologize for my excitement. This is my season! 💜
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a dog is sitting on the floor with the words so excited above it .
Alt: a puppy sits on the floor tapping its front legs on the floor repeatedly, and the words "so excited" are shown at the bottom
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Three High Noons later, I'm starting to feel a bit tipsy. Is that old age catching up to me? Or is it what happens after two months of not a drop of alcohol? 🫣
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Someone come and take these away from me! I haven't tried a single Aldi snack I haven't liked
Milk chocolate toffee covered pretzels
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Travis Knight @travisknight.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Me, when Bad Bunny drops a new music video
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a person is dancing on a couch with the words `` i 'm sat '' written on the floor .
Alt: a person wearing a black jacket sits and crosses their legs, a crowned cartoon heart smiles, and the words "I'm sat" are shown.
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Sometimes you just need a nice cup of coffee and it doesn't matter what time it is
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
When I see people on here unknowingly join moral panics around child safety and technology, I think about how the future of this very platform hangs in the balance of this legislation that is designed to force us back onto big tech platforms. It’s not about the kids. It’s about all of us
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
After scrolling many videos posted on social media, I've realized people have no idea what POV means
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Farina made with oat milk goes so hard 🤤
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Putting together my opening weekend survival kit #HHN34 #HHN2025
Collage with a white background showing various articles:
- compact windproof umbrella 
- waterproof shoe covers
- poncho
- compact personal fan
- kit of moleskin in various sizes
- Advil
- sunscreen stick
- deodorant
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The good news? Guillermo del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN will have a theatrical release later this year. The bad news? It's only hitting select theaters.
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New Posters For Guillermo Del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN Confirm Theatrical Release Date
The good news? Guillermo del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN will have a theatrical release later this year. The bad news? It's only hitting select theaters.
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
We got our picture with Frank with zero wait last night 😆
I am standing with my husband and two sons in front of the MIB Alien Attack sign in Universal Studios Florida, and we're all holding our Frank the Pug buttons in our hands.
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I want a shaver ad that shows people actually shaving and not just sliding that shaver over totally hairless legs and heads. Show me a werewolf style hairy leg get clean shaven with one pass as you claim in your ad. Do it, you cowards
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I had a couple of rough days and I was trying to talk myself out of working out today. But last night I laid out my sneakers and clothes, so I got dressed and thought I'd do some cardio for a bit. Then I figured I'm already here, so why not finish with some weights? Now I'm done and I feel great!
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
So, how are things over on the Disneyverse this morning? No issues at all and smooth sailing all around, I'm sure
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a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man
Alt: Michael Scott from The Office makes a cringing face as the camera zooms in
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Aurie @aurie81.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Me, a happily married woman, belting out The Subway in the shower... 🎶 she's got, she's got a waaaaayyyy, she's got a way, she's got a waaaaayyyy; and she got, she got awaaayyy, she got away, she got awaaaaaayyyyy🎶
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a woman in a yellow sweater sits in a bathtub with her eyes closed
Alt: a woman in a yellow sweater sits in a bathtub while the shower pours water over her as she cries and holds herself
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