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Aunt Chalupa

@auntchalupa.bsky.social
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Hockey ⚡️ | #1 🐮💩 fan | 🏈🐬 | Iced Coffees | Geriatric Millennial | Pop Culture Nerd | Bad Opinions | 🇲🇽 | Tampa 📍

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 13h
I’m very bummed. We had a family friend pass away in NJ. His memorial get together will be at the same place we had my father in law’s. The best we can do for now is put some cash on the tab while everyone gets together to honor him. Our hearts will be in Hightstown. 💙
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 19h
Just got a chance to catch up on last night and my face was just 😬 Anyone going into the cage weird gives me Stamkos vs the Bruins leg injury flashbacks. Brutal start to a season
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 19h
I’m 100% not trying to be snarky. Panthers fans, are y’all ok? Barkov and Marchand down and out this quickly and close together… yikes.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Philadelphia held its first parallel parking championship over the weekend www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh so now we’re really hammering the county line. Thanks but also 😥
Flight radar showing the Pasco mosquito control helicopter spray route
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Stacked Cheeseburgers Pattern
Alt: Stacked Cheeseburgers Pattern
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They absolutely suck right now, but here’s my stackable Miami Dolphins attempt. 🐬🏈
A mainly orange pumpkin covered in aqua and white dots.  A mainly teal pumpkin covers in white and orange stars.  A mainly white pumpkin with some orange and teal stripes.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Many dots
A pumpkin covered in bright dots
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🌙✨⭐️🌌
Night sky themed pumpkin
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🕷️🕸️ Been doing double sided pumpkins so I can mix it up every year. These were my ideas on a white pumpkin.
A fat purple spider on a web
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely. He just stands out and delivers in every scene. Adore George. That’s why I gasped when he ended up in Ted Lasso.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hoping they all look good from a distance. Currently working on a fat spider.
A fat purple spider on a blank background.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back on my bullshit 🎃
A pumpkin shaped mummy face
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone said “damn he really pronounced all 5 R’s in ruined.”
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@generationxwing.bsky.social I can’t stop laughing at this a week later. George is perfect.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of course he doesn’t like living in Florida, he lives in Naples. I’d be bitter too.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The drama has been peak and delightful
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🥨🚨 Much better effort tonight working out the kinks 💙⚡️ #GoBolts
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I reactivated my FB for the first time since CKirk died to sell a desk and it’s even worse than I remember. What a garbage ass site. I don’t know why anyone stays on there.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤧🚨🤓🚨 Oh so they do remember how to score first! #GoBolts
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The scream I scrumpt when this was sent to me 🤣
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Red Wings fans are handling this well I see!
A shirt that turned Dylan Larkin into Osama Bin Larkin
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The comments had me absolutely in stitches. They did not forget the Olympics. 😂
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤣
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m still over here on the Pasco/Hillsborough line praying it doesn’t continue to creep this way
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Jack Hughes / AJ drama has hit Fauxmoi and the girlies have not forgotten the gold medal antics. They’re mostly on the side of “oh so he’s disrespecting another woman who won a gold medal” and calling him 10 ply soft. 💀
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Final accounting midterm grade came in at a 92. Spite works.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mom was supposed to testify in one of these cases last week but they took a deal. And outside the election police and wasted resources they’re burning up, the election offices themselves are having to put SO MANY hours into doing most of the work for them.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God I miss Havana. My in laws lived walking distance away for years.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well that was a terrible game. Hoping the great line blender figures something out, because that’s just not going to cut it. They had some good moments but couldn’t capitalize when it mattered. Just a bummer of a game from a team that wasn’t necessarily terrible.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks. I hate it.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because reasons 🫠
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh I was cackling and called our friend who is a Steelers fan. Like buddy are you seeing this Benny Hill action?
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jeopardy We Love You Alex
Alt: Jeopardy We Love You Alex
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m about to go write this economics paper so the bolts can’t hurt me further tonight. FINE! GUESS I’LL GO LEARN.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh I fully believe people got off the plane like “what’re all these Mexicans doing here?” Not realizing it’s mostly Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and South Americans. You know, because all Latinos are just Mexicans in their eyes.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ewwwwww I didn’t know he was in Polk today. Ewwwwww.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just one more pass will work 🙃
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LESS THAN IDEAL START 🫠 #GoBolts
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m ready. I’m seated. ⚡️🏒 #GoBolts
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a coincidence! I want her to pack up and go back where she came from!
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s that time of year where I get angry and and start donating pizza money 🍕🗳️ I just donated to Pizza to the Polls to help keep Democracy Delicious this year - you should too! #democracyisdelicious polls.pizza/donate
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Pizza to the Polls is making democracy delicious by delivering free food for all to polling places with long lines. Send us reports of long lines and we'll send in the delicious reinforcements.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“What did you do on your day off?” “School work and reducing our tax liability while increasing our retirement funds.” Getting old is lame and boring
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pardon me, I have many roofs to jump off for the next 2 weeks.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Those magic bouncy powers we only have during Hispanic Heritage Month
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do… do we bounce? Is this a falling off roofs and surviving thing? I assume it’s racist at its core, I’m just trying to see what the racist logic is.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has anyone ever checked to see if De Blasio is in on that joke now?
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll still never get over the neighbor demanding the 4ft gator be killed and the local HOA MAGA’s basically telling her to go back to New York. It was incredible to see unfold. 🍿
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cousin’s dog was not doing well for the last few weeks. My aunt was at the vet with her multiple times a week. They finally had to put her down yesterday. She had to FaceTime him in Jordan to say goodbye. He was supposed to be home already but of course got his deployment extended. This sucks.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s not like we haven’t always had transplants, but the group from 2020 on has been… special. I feel like a southern caricature just staring at them with a toothpick in my teeth “y’all ain’t from round these parts, huh?”
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