Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Vapers have much worse manners than smokers. 060
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you'd like to see a tram being pushed by another tram.youtu.beBroken down tram pushed into siding by another tram in MelbourneYouTube video by Augustus Brown 030
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026$7.70 for a single biscuit. There's no queue at that foodcourt stall. No, I did not make purchase of the extortion biscuit. 051
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026LibreOffice, alternative to Microslop Office, breaks download records on lastest release that highlights lack of AI as a feature. blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09... Downloads record: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...blog.documentfoundation.orgYes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community BlogOne of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us... 040
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 31/08/2026File paths shall not exceed an arbitrary length as determined by your computer overlord for no particular reason. 010
Reposted by Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice. 394104678
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I just really want to do handsprings down the office walkway. 100
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Your AI youtube thumbnail looks like shit! 010
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When I launch my YouTube career, I will refer to myself as 'we'. 120
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Don't forget to turn right from the left. 130
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 27/07/2026No panic and mayhem. youtu.be/5hfvjHvUE18?...youtu.beAusAlert Test - ABC News Live at Sydney Central Station | 2 pm 27 July 2026YouTube video by Augustus Brown 020
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 27/07/2026As the prophecy goes, if the people's phones should sound a national alarm, a premier will surely fall. 030
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This traditional utility is a work of art in our modern world of horrifically designed motor vehicles. 020
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Axed. But not yet replaced with trash. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...abc.net.auNetwork 10 moves 10 News+ from weekdaysNetwork 10 says its 10 News+ news and current affairs program is moving from its nightly weekday slot and will be aired on Sunday nights only. 040
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Thank you for your call. No need to repeat yourself. I've fully comprehended what you said and will report the issue to the relevant department for resolution. - Customer service fantasy. 060
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Spontaneous and ultimately purposeless V/Line journey to Tarneit. My madness knows no bounds. 030
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I return from my holiday to discover that artificial intelligence has been installed on my television. The first question I asked it was how do I get rid of it. It seems it is not intended for you to get rid of it. 281
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The Telstra outage. I'm putting my money on vibe coding. 110
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Google Maps bus tracking actually works in Sydney and it makes me jealous as a Melburnian. 050
Reposted by Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈6 News Australia @6newsau.bsky.social · 17/06/2026#BREAKING 🚨 GetUp has claimed responsibility for the protest banner that interrupted Pauline Hanson's National Press Club address, saying "it was us" The banner read: "I opposed a pay rise for workers...while I took a $100,000 pay rise for myself" 912633
Reposted by Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈Pwoiter @pwoiter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Melbourne: Australia’s biggest destination for migrants. Also Melbourne: Cheaper housing and higher rental vacancy rates than Sydney, Brisbane, Perth and Adelaide. 🤷♂️ #AUSPOL 052
Reposted by Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈Jonathan Green @greenj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I always consoled myself that Australia’s saving grace was that here the rabid nativist right was run by utterly clueless idiots. We were therefore safe from the global populist trend. Hahahabahahahaba. Turns out the trend was to elect idiots. Coz obviously that will fix things. More fool me. 3658
Reposted by Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈stranger @strangerous.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Raf Epstein calls out blatant favouritism media gives Pauline Hanson “She could never say ‘show me the good Jews” “She says that about Muslims” “If she said that about Jews there’d be a discussion on this couch whether or not she should be prosecuted under hate laws”💥🎯 #auspol 36527185
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Woman on the train watching an AI rage bait video claiming airlines are getting ready to introduce 'standing' seats. 020
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 30/05/2026In Sydney, a zigzag line marking goes around the corner. Fun fact. Zigzag line marking shall not be used according to the most recent Pedestrian Control and Protection standard. 110
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Melbourne Metro Trains just had a manual announcement suggesting we follow them on 'Twitter'. 020
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I admit to going a little overboard at the purchases factory, but that's what happens when you set fire to your internal combustion engine for the first time in a month. 000
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I haven't set fire to the internal combustion engine for near a month, so I'm off on the free bus to where I've stored it on public property. 010
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 22/05/2026People on Reddit posting pictures of their physical currency and asking, "How much is this $2 coin worth?" 000
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Reddit - You tap on one picture of a worm and now your whole feed is worms. And your only option is to banish all worms for eternity. There's no option for "just not every day, please". 000
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Stay tuned to our rolling coverage to see which right wing candidate wins the safe right wing seat in which the main left wing party is not sanding at an unimportant by-election. #auspol 192
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Attention men and some women and some non-binary people. You're stinking the house down! Please use deodorant. 000
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 14/04/2026If you enjoy my microblogs on this social media platform, you're missing out on the full experience available at the aus.social website. Fire up your modem today. 000
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I understand the youths are buying train tickets through the free public transport period as a means to rebel. 050
Reposted by Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈Matt Golding @goldingcartoons.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Men at work on the dark side 513650
Reposted by Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 26/03/2026huh, the one with the bike lane is moving just fine but the highway is all backed up 2342
Reposted by Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Support the ABC's worker strike. Don't interact with trackable ABC services from 11 am AEDT this Wednesday to 11 am Thursday. Don't use ABC websites. Don't use iview. Don't use ABC apps. Don't interact with anything trackable.theguardian.comABC staff strike: BBC content to replace flagship shows, including 7.30 and AMTriple J will air without presenters while ABC News Breakfast is not expected to air as staff walk off the job to protest pay and conditions 022
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Support the ABC's worker strike. Don't interact with trackable ABC services from 11 am AEDT this Wednesday to 11 am Thursday. Don't use ABC websites. Don't use iview. Don't use ABC apps. Don't interact with anything trackable.theguardian.comABC staff strike: BBC content to replace flagship shows, including 7.30 and AMTriple J will air without presenters while ABC News Breakfast is not expected to air as staff walk off the job to protest pay and conditions 022
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 23/03/2026You may think POS means piece of shit. But to me it means pedestrian operated signal. And to the people upstairs it means public open space. 240
Reposted by Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈Possum @pollytics.bsky.social · 21/03/2026ABCs SA election coverage needs a criminology specialist to help Casey run through all the charges the various candidates and previous candidates are currently facing. Never change SA! 🤣 1523050
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 21/03/2026This will be one of the all time most important documentaries into the current ecological collapse.youtu.beThe truth about the toxic algal bloom spreading across the south of Australia | Four CornersYouTube video by ABC News In-depth 120
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 20/03/2026James Newbury promising to rip up Melbourne's bayside. 010
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I'm in a slow mood today. I shall set my ebike to eco mode and stop to smell the roses. Probably not literally. 020
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I need the parts of a single timber clothes peg for honest purposes. 000
Reposted by Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈Public Transport Users Association @ptua.org.au · 14/03/2026The spike in fuel prices reminds us that Victoria once had electric regional trains, Melbourne to Traralgon 1956-1987. Planning and funding electrification for V/Line, starting with the busiest lines, would help protect against future cost spikes, help cut emissions, and improve air quality.🚆⚡ 34521
Augustus Brown 🏳️🌈 @augustusbrown.bsky.social · 14/03/2026No one will sell me a single timber clothes peg. 010
