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MS. DÉJÀ VU !

@augurysplinter.bsky.social
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CHAOS OVER DISCIPLINE, SIMPLETON. (MDNI)

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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aww. wait. people are TRYING with their costumes? what the hell. i put a real damn staple though my head for this job application joke. fuck y'all.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dental toy thursday really changes a demon... i have a lot to learn.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
eram is literally a sweetie pie you kinda forget it was a fucking emperor
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't worry. This isn't a gun, it's a grenade launcher. ♡
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yes ma'am! the lollipop one was a real hit with the crowd! 💖
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nuh uh! i only ever gave someone a coma!!
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[weirdly close to crying] ... so the hammers are definitely off the table?
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is punching people still okay
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
/ fucking cowardice
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THE WITCH. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
See I don't get why everyone seems to have a problem with it
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
/ "you shouldn't be stabbing everyone for no reason" Wrong piercing your associates is the only cordial greeting left
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can't savor your work with a cut! they heal too fast. it's as impersonal as a gunshot, really.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's a crusher's world, anyway...
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nothing scares teenagers more than being responsible.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this halloween i'm stapling a job application to my face and applying for the haunted house
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HEY, SHITHEAD! IT'S ME AGAIN!
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
do you like to walk when they say you'd run? do you like to talk just because it's fun?
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(💭 do i have to file for mayoral custody)
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ That's my fucking mayor
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ "light world sweets shop is out of all the dessert i like @toseetomorrow HELP HELP"
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xiii. DEATH @toseetomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
// thinking about how new dark city was kinda supposed to be like nyc and imagining people posting about eram like they do mamdani and chuckling to myself
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xiii. DEATH @toseetomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
// ERAM jumps into pool IN ITS SUIT to kick off NDC’s outdoor pool season
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ okay eli. im sorry eli
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ don't make promises you can't fulfill playa i'll dox myself for a costco hotdog
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ I'll workshop it. This will resonate
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there's nothing sacred here. @keepdancingalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, we're kinda nice at this!
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT SANS HATES WOMEN AU...
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ but its also in the light world. just a little. you could compare it to like. d&d prestidigitation and thaumaturgy. little cantrips that look kinda cute and maybe do the mildest degree of something. she's very proud of herself about it
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ what im really saying is in the dark world her magic is VAST and chaotic and she never has the same spells from chapter to chapter, only a healing spell she starts with is consistent. variety is the spice of etc.; she only ever has her complete moveset in the chapter she Dies Instantly
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ IDK if ive talked about it properly here. probably not because i decided on it recently. hannah's incredibly gifted on the magic front due to her infernal origins so like. if you take a scaling slider of "can't cast" to "can cast" hannah is like. breaking the scale on the side of can cast
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ yoooo this underfell rewrite looks sick
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ she cracks a sharp grin. ] violence is a simple sort of love. ...i know plenty 'bout it. one of the smartest people i ever met, in that sense. ... maybe the next one'll be able to say it more clearly. [ a pause. "how do you choose?" is a question that goes unasked, despite herself. ]
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ ...she nods, slowly. a gear or two turns; stalls; stops. ] if that's what it takes. ... i can't say i understand it all, not really. but... if... if it benefits them, and it benefits you, a little, then. ...hah. i couldn't stop you as it is, but you'd get it if i said that, right?
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don't get it. i don't get a lot. i know there's a lot of, uh. the princesses. and they come and go, but... why do you bring them back? is it just... ... so they can all be, like. out there? to feel whole? do /you/ gain something from returning them?
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
... [ she wants to object. to suggest She has a way to be whole anyway. that a missing piece can be filled by something else. someONE else. ...but it's not the same. ] ... right. i guess. ... is this- does this... fulfill something, for you? i'm not- i don't wanna sound rude, or whatever, i just.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ not her. ... which only makes her laugh harder. ]
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ well. she understands that even less. but she nods, all the same, huffing softly. ] ... i hope something changes for you, then. ... i'd be pissed if i had to wait forever for nothin' to change.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ ...there's a profound sadness in that thought. hannah hasn't really figured out how the shifting mound works. in her mind, she'd probably find it easier if she never does. but she can recognize a pattern, and something in her heart twists. ] ... why not both of us?
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
/ WHOOPS!
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
... [ she stares down at her own hands. when words find her, her gaze doesn't come back up. ] ... i dunno. i've only ever been me, i think. if i did... i don't think i'd notice.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
/ guy who just remembered hollywitch is apparently going to be so much worse this time. Im Sure Nothing Bad Will H
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
/ im sure the adversary being keenly aware this time after, quote, pink broke everything is fine. im sure nothing bad will happen. Clueless
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ slowly letting out a breath she didn't realize she was holding. ] ... oh! well. okay.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[ glancing at the adversary getting assimilated into thousands of hands before disappearing ] does that hurt
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*dying while our boobies are touching* ashes to ashes... bust to bust.....
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
/ #RubbingUpOnLordShawtysGreaves
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
/ making monster fnf account to like "cracking knight's armor like an oyster" then never using it
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you don't have many factories with lava vats these days. hell runs laps around this joint.
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MS. DÉJÀ VU ! @augurysplinter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
... what a hunk. [ nod nod. ] maybe i oughta give it a better look, then.
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