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@auguries.bsky.social
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(they/them) I write, I read, I play tabletop games and video games. Sometimes, I paint little gay miniatures.

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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there should be pet lobsters that you can hold in your lap like a cat
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chitin @robo.moe · 03/10/2026
We saw the new Resident Evil and really liked it! But it had a ton of jump scares and Goose's fear response is KILL so I may have some wild bruises on my arm tomorrow. Ow.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay etsy witch ritual over, time to engage in recreational Canadian past time.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know Abnett wrote this in the afterword of Horus Rising as a joke, but like... Do you think ABD has an Ao3 profile?
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🌻🪻mikha🪻🌻 @sherribon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love this line. So simple yet such a good takedown. 🤭
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chitin @robo.moe · 20/09/2026
They are boyfriends. Techmarine painted by @auguries.bsky.social
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's so funny how much I enjoyed Control and how the reveal that the protag of the next one would be Dylan killed any interest I had in the sequel stone dead.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't remember enough about who I was in my 20s to say. Which is sad, considering that was a little over 10 years ago, but that's simply what mental illness and repetitively spiking fevers over a 105°F does to a motherfucker.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taking notes on Kill Team from the core book (because this is how I retain information), & while I do know what initiative is in terms of having played ttrpgs, I don't know what it is in this context, so I did need to search it online, which does defeat the purpose of having bought the book a bit.
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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chitin @robo.moe · 08/09/2026
Smarter people than I have already discussed this to death. Everyone take my hand. Lets all pretend its 2012 again and get really into Dishonored.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I would just like to point out that back when I was allowed to wear sandals everywhere, I never had an issue with ingrown toenails.
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Narrative Declaration @narrativedeclaration.com · 04/09/2026
The show has officially been canceled. #DnD #TTRPG #ActualPlay #Warhammer40k #ChaosOdyssey
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay so it's spiders the size of small dogs crawling out of the hole in my bathroom ceiling while I'm naked and afraid now, huh?
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would just like to pop a bottle for all the folks who snap paywalled articles to the IA so I can read shit.
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Dima @theatreoflies.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The crew every time Yvgeny is already having a bad day @narrativedeclaration.com
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Khornedog test paint has been a success, I think.
Frontal picture of a painted Khorne Berzerker Heretic Astartes of the World Eaters Legion from Warhammer 40k.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This reminds me: The state of handheld consoles is a fucking travesty, rn.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The wall shut off for our toilet has stopped working for a mysterious reason, halfway through my installation of a bidet. The main shut off took about 15 minutes to actually shut off any water. I miss the Horus Heresy, for some reason.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
• The brief moment between the transition from Heartless to Under the Weight in Titan. • The shift from the soft pleading in Sunrise to the more desperate and fast-paced refrain. • Everything about how well Rise syncs with Heart of the Father, right down to the stop-time.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trying to paint the Blood Angels that came in the Armageddon box as Lamenters, both for yellows practice and b/c I think they're neat, but trying to resolve their symbology in comparison to the BAs or Flesh Tearer chapter example is... Hmmmmm...
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Noro @noro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
alt #oc
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
'2 minutes to the next stop' IT'S BEEN 2 MINUTES FOR THE LAST 15. I need this fucking bus lane to be finished yesterday.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fulgrim beautifully wiping away a single perfect tear with one of his immaculately manicured fingers as he graciously accepts the award for 'Sluttiest Gifted Kid Burnout'.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Okay, I'll say it: As someone who has to see a bunch of IDs for my job, the new Alberta design is cringe. Trading out the skeleton of a dinosaur *literally named after your province* for an *oil derrick* and putting a marker that denotes Canadian Citizenship is fucking embarrassing.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Amazing that the World Eaters have brass garters on their armor and everyone is supposed to be normal about it.
A partially Khorne Berzerker miniature from Warhammer 40k, based in Mephiston Red, with Runelord Brass basing for trim.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have only read enough about the Primarchs on the Lexicanum to get a general overview of their personalities, and I can already feel I'm gonna have mad respect for Jaghatai Khan by the end of the Heresy tbh.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gonna go ahead and call these done.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You're like a Gepetto for tiny plastic figures
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Free Warhammer mini for this month is done. He was an experiment for oranges, and will be one for spray varnish once he dries. I'm calling him Punkin. :)
The same miniature, but from the back, showing off his Big Shoota and a knife. Both are painted silver and black. The knife is sheathed in brown leather and wrapped with a red cloth around the hilt.Painted miniature of a Warhammer 40k Orc Boy, the free miniature for August. His shirt is orange, his pants and other leathers are shades of brown varying from beige to red in undertone. He is holding a choppa over his head, and has a shoota in one hand. He is standing in a dirt battlefield with skulls and spent casings.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's so cold on this bus I can't write b/c my fingies are stiff :(
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Accosted in mine own home....
A picture of the Kill Team: Exodites book. The cover has an Aeldari Exodite Blademaster riding a bipedal raptorial creature. It is covered in freshly assembled ork miniatures.
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chitin @robo.moe · 08/08/2026
Sometimes you think a guy is the big guy. Then an even bigger guy shows up. It is the whammy fans' sacred duty to make them kiss.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Emperor loves a silly goofy guy.
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chitin @robo.moe · 07/08/2026
WH40K is when a guy is really big. To really impress this fact upon the audience, another guy must be small.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
(Of course, this also goes for US copyright abolitionists banging on about how giving up the right to attribution is a necessary sacrifice – like, no, it isn't. These things are separable. Treating them like the one inherently descends from the other is literally just you guys.)
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sometimes you watch someone roll so consistently bad so often in an actual play TTRPG that you're like 'I gotta do something about this. I gotta dance in the moonlight to plead with Mother Gaia to break this mfs curse or something. This ain't normal.'
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chitin @robo.moe · 06/08/2026
oh boy new WH:ACO ep went public time for more bad jokes #wh:aco #nardec #wh40k
Byzanti Misfit, noise marine of the Emperor's Children, with a terrible Slaanesh-branded cheap nurse costume over his armour, holding a chain sword and addressing an off-screen Bethael. Valthor Drask is there, speaking from off-screen.
Byzanti: Oh nooo Bethael, looks like we'll have to amputate. Don't worry, I'm told three-legged dogs live long, happy lives~
Drask: Do this ANYWHERE else.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The avoidance of swears in some WH40k books is the funniest shit ever. Several of the stand alone books I've read go into comically gruesome detail on how people are getting fuckin' split from nave to chaps, but god forbid someone says fuck or cunt.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"You can get a little Slaaneshi with the boys." - Vic, about #warhammer40k
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If I round this corner and there's a line out for the fuckin' old man cyber-skeleton yaoi book, I'm gonna laugh myself sick.
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zmeess [commissions open!] @zmeess.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
redraw of everyone's favorite 'dad & the cat he didn't want' panel #WitchHatAtelier #WHA #Δ帽子
digital fan art of Oruggio and the Brushbug from Witch Hat Atelier, a semi-realistic re-draw of a panel from chapter 44. Oruggio is a young man of average build, with messy short straight black hair and an unkempt goatee. he is wearing his usual white shirt with billowing sleeves caught at the elbows with dark cording; there are burn scars scattered on his forearms and hands. the brushbug is a silly fluffy noodle creature that's mostly fur and huge eyes, with a tail that is twice as long as its body.
Oruggio is lying down on his stomach, propped up on his elbows, and razzling the hell out of the brushbug's tail while it's rolling around on the floor in front of him with its paws all akimbo. Oruggio is looking up with a beleaguered and unimpressed expression on his tired face, as if momentarily distracted from bothering the animal.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"All of Chaos speaks to me, let's be real here. I love degeneracy." - @robo.moe
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Dawn 🏳️‍⚧️ @dawnellenhodgson.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
It’s my birthday! Just like the Necron I am ancient beyond counting. If you feel like being kind to me today please repost my most popular model and see if you can get me some more followers for my birthday
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There's nothing I love more at my job than kicking shit up the chain. Just knowing my position and capabilities enough to go 'Welp, can't solve this one. Time for my manager to earn their paycheck.'
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Mood for the day
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sittin @ work eating half a sandwich in the dark cuz i can't be fucked to turn on the lights in the breakroom, & a coworker comes in and turns it on and i feel very much like a raccoon caught diggin in the trash
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
WEEPING. Within fucking MINUTES! Just entirely gone, even en Français! My babiiiies!!!
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chitin @robo.moe · 21/07/2026
we promise to only recommend you porn where you can jerk off and still see the light of heaven wait why is everyone mad
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