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@auguries.bsky.social
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(they/them) I write, I read, I play tabletop games and video games. Sometimes, I paint little gay miniatures.

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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 11h
"Well at least if I don't get the job, I'll have some new nail polish colors to try." Except for how UPS straight up lost one of the boxes to my order, with the exact ones I wanted to try!
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 17h
'Don't you have a translation extension?' No, because most of them are annoying and obtrusive. Anyway, don't let this happen to you. Consider learning French.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 17h
Painting Warhammer minis will have you ordering spare bits from a guy in France because the Armageddon box you traded 4 old pokemon cards at your LGS for was missing one for a specific mini, and you won't be able to check the tracking on the website on your phone because it's all in French.
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Narrative Declaration @narrativedeclaration.com · 05/10/2026
Don't do drugs, kids. Everything else is fine. #DnD #TTRPG #ActualPlay #Pathfinder2e #Rotgrind
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there should be pet lobsters that you can hold in your lap like a cat
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chitin @robo.moe · 03/10/2026
We saw the new Resident Evil and really liked it! But it had a ton of jump scares and Goose's fear response is KILL so I may have some wild bruises on my arm tomorrow. Ow.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But it was scary... ;n;
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did like it! It was very well done, well-acted, and well-structured, and the overarching themes around Bryan's fear of commitment, how it seems to haunt him throughout a narrative which puts him at the whims of people who embody his weakest traits, all the while he's improving, is satisfying!
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're right, but hey...
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay etsy witch ritual over, time to engage in recreational Canadian past time.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly if the point wasn't to hope he *doesn't* burn to ash, I would probably just be burning things for fun.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just noticed I typo'd ADB
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The funniest thing about this btw, is that I'm barely in this fandom but I know just enough about Angron and Sanguinius to be like
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Knives Out
ALT: Knives Out
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My very truncated vibe on Horus Rising is that I liked some of the character beats, but the first chunk of the book really drags and every wink at the status quo of the 41st millenium made me feel like a long-suffering spouse at a party listening to a story I was there for.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know Abnett wrote this in the afterword of Horus Rising as a joke, but like... Do you think ABD has an Ao3 profile?
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't lower the property value for me when I literally agree wholeheartedly.
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🌻🪻mikha🪻🌻 @sherribon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love this line. So simple yet such a good takedown. 🤭
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, there were some downsides (the Alan Wake DLC) but they were shortlived in comparison to the fun I had in the rest of the game. On one hand, I get wanting to branch out and try new things, but they shot themselves in the foot with that AW DLC afaic, and I'm less invested as a result.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was like a more polished version of the SCP stuff I grew up with, and I found the entire situation Jesse was stuck in compelling, and her interactions with it really grounded and kind of funny in that way. The shooting was good, the powers were fun, and the setting was great.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm fucking baffled by the decision tbh. Like, I got Control for free on EGS after watching Vic play a bit on console (don't remember which, tried it, hate shooters on a controller) and rinsed through the whole thing in about a week. Loved some of the weird shit it was doing--
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chitin @robo.moe · 20/09/2026
They are boyfriends. Techmarine painted by @auguries.bsky.social
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At least Alan improved as a writer between 1 and 2, which might mean that Lake thinks that King was onto something in Misery. If you're held hostage long enough, you learn how to string together a believable narrative.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But then again, I spent all of Alan Wake 2 wishing the entire game was about Saga, and the wait before it hoping it would be about Alice Wake.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's so funny how much I enjoyed Control and how the reveal that the protag of the next one would be Dylan killed any interest I had in the sequel stone dead.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't remember enough about who I was in my 20s to say. Which is sad, considering that was a little over 10 years ago, but that's simply what mental illness and repetitively spiking fevers over a 105°F does to a motherfucker.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Truly what it feels like
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ostensibly, the bigger Warhammer war game came first, but also I feel like it's not unusual for people to start with KT, since its smaller scale makes it less intimidating (to me at least), so why isn't that info in the main manual? Strange...
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chitin suggested it was just the same kind of initiative from the core rules of Warhammer--I didn't have time to check my 11th ed. manual before work to confirm--but it's still weird not to have an explanation in the KT core book for people whose first contact with the gaming aspect is KT.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taking notes on Kill Team from the core book (because this is how I retain information), & while I do know what initiative is in terms of having played ttrpgs, I don't know what it is in this context, so I did need to search it online, which does defeat the purpose of having bought the book a bit.
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You should let me play this one next time. 😈
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Understandable reaction from welshwomen at any point in history, really.
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chitin @robo.moe · 08/09/2026
Smarter people than I have already discussed this to death. Everyone take my hand. Lets all pretend its 2012 again and get really into Dishonored.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I would just like to point out that back when I was allowed to wear sandals everywhere, I never had an issue with ingrown toenails.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Deserved.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The classic experience of measuring your mom against other bad mom stories and finding a little *too* many similarities for comfort.
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Narrative Declaration @narrativedeclaration.com · 04/09/2026
The show has officially been canceled. #DnD #TTRPG #ActualPlay #Warhammer40k #ChaosOdyssey
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We gotta replace this light.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay so it's spiders the size of small dogs crawling out of the hole in my bathroom ceiling while I'm naked and afraid now, huh?
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Very cramped fit if I'm being honest.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would just like to pop a bottle for all the folks who snap paywalled articles to the IA so I can read shit.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
YIKES.
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Dima @theatreoflies.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The crew every time Yvgeny is already having a bad day @narrativedeclaration.com
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jens has always been based as far as I'm concerned.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah, it's. A lot. The show kind of has shadows of it lurking under the surface with Nanamo and Touga, as well as light shades of it with Miki and Kozue, but Akio and Anthy are basically a shotgun blast in comparison.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It also kind of makes you consider why he behaves the way he does around Nanami, and makes the way she is always chasing after his attention kind of 'Oh...' when you look back on it.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dude is the most efficient assembly line for passing along abuse, but he still has to show up for Algebra II in third period.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That's also another little trick the more light-hearted episodes play: They remind you that these are just a bunch of teenagers that should and would be doing silly shit and going through their lives if it wasn't for the systems and adults around them.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
But even if you know that and you sit down and you're prepared for it, it still shreds it. Like Akio has melodramatic moments, but he's also just the kind of total scumbag who exists regularly, and that's a lot more uncomfortable than some heeheehoohoo Joker bullshit.
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🦆🦆 Goose @auguries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's the fucking *worst* moment, it's harrowing shit. Like Utena is a good anime. It has important things to say about how adults exploit the kids in their care when they're going through one of the most emotionally vulnerable periods of their life. But because of that it's so hard to recommend.
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