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Audra Alexys

@audraxys.bsky.social
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maybe i was never meant for ambrosia.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 5h
If seed oils accidentally get into your food you can put it in the microwave with a ball of aluminum foil. The foil interacts with the seed oils in such a way that it removes the toxins or whatever stupid bullshit you think is in there, or whatever. Put aluminum foil in the microwave with your food.
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 22h
banned from my local music store. they found out i'm a speedrunner and they don't want their records getting broken.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the best part of being a hot woman is that whatever music you’re sincerely into is automatically cool by virtue of you liking it. that’s half the point of being hot
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 27/09/2026
give a gift to your future self. lower the bar with your current project.
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i've got this half moon, i'll save the other half for you.
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
your glow always strangles me
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mountain dew summer freeze tastes the way dish soap smells
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
she's so velvet crowe coded
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the same image of the hungry shiny spheal in pokemon sleep but I have put the metroid ravenous logo at the bottom
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bluesky, collectively, on Samus in Metroid Ravenous: “I like the kind of woman who will just fucking kill me.”
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wasn't expecting this one to be for the lesbians but ok
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Persona 3 Portable in 10:47:38 on Maniac. Fastest Maniac time for the female MC. Really happy with this improvement but I do want sub-9:30 one day. I'm also showcasing this for the annual SMT marathon early morning on November 15th! oengus.io/marathon/smt...
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
last ditch effort to get a decent time for megaten marathon twitch.tv/audraxys
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the one day I need to fiddle with my wallet and pay cash for everything is the one day everyone is trying to wave me ahead of them in line. of course.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You again? Didn't you learn your lesson the first time?
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
love my city's music scene
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
writing an article covering my city's annual shoegaze festival, and because of the antics of ONE particular artist, i will be writing a musically unprecedented amount of content about osmow's shawarma
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"wow secret set has a lot of rotating members" is the music scene's version of "wow tas is really good at a lot of games"
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
my friend introduced me to her friend at a festival, we were discussing how he was here to see a band called "what is your name?" and my friend kept saying "Audra" cause she thought he was asking my name, and he thought she was trying to get my attention. big who's on first moment
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just found out a band i like from atlanta is playing a show in my neighbor's house next month holy shit
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
happy birthday to my favourite gamers that share a birthday @pidgezero.one @keepercgc.bsky.social
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
it's ff10's 25th anniversary, might as well play it for the first time
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the dream team the shuake/redduo/detective princes polycule + the shiomi twins (persona 3 protags)
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
love being a fan of mid-size bands from the southern US because i get so excited when i see tour posters with them as an opener. and then they're never playing the toronto date. lol
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
so i heard metroid dread 2 might be a thing
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
music genres evolve so much eventually the two-step is gonna be post-parkour or some shit
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
in honor of Persona 3's 20th anniversary, I would like to point out that this year's calendar lines up with the weekdays of the in-game calendar from 2009. this won't be true again until 2037 (which will be the 30th anniversary of Persona 3 FES lol) #persona3 #p30th
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Retro Brewz @retrobrewz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Let us pause and give thanks on this day for glorious phosphors. For it is #ScanlineSunday and we’ve much to be grateful for. 📺 🟥🟩🟦 #RetroGames #CRTGaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
someone earnestly wished happy 4th of july in the discord of a canadian diy screamo collective with an indigenous organizer. i think we've lost the plot here
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You don't have the Mace of Molag Bal with you? Then come back with it, and we'll settle the deal.
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
playing the long game of "which band shirt do i wear to get this band i'm seeing for the first time to approach me"
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i saw a band from fuckoff goderich that i ended up liking but they said toronto with a hard t... idk man
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
dressed as yukari takeba for NXNE festival. one of the artists I'm seeing likes pink a little too much.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
also hello i still exist
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leah ✧₊⁺ @lavender-pages.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
brat cover with “brat” replaced with “persona 6”
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i'm sorry but i hate this font so much. like wow yes i'm so excited for PERSONAG to come out. what the hell
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
happy birthday akechi (my hair is too long for this lol) I wanna get an actual photoshoot of this at some point
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
sagittarius ascendant speedruns persona 3 portable on the day of the sagittarius blue moon i've rerouted my persona builds to try to maximize survivability during the midgame level grind. hopefully it pays off today. can i pull off a sub-10 hour maniac run? twitch.tv/audraxys
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
today it will be my birthday for 30 seconds
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
last night I dreamed I had a swordfight with an ex-friend in another town. it turns out we both got referred to the same medical specialist there, so it might've been montreal. who won? well... that's not important.
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i still need to cosplay makoto niijima at some point, i think i have a lot in common with her... picture unrelated
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
what the helly
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
the ontario government sucks but at least complaining about it has gotten me a "ford, eh?" work week
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
producers are so abletonist
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
used a fire extinguisher for the first time at work today of all days. that stuff tastes like shit
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Audra Alexys @audraxys.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
revival?
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