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@audm.bsky.social
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Do not meddle in the affairs of apparently harmless middle-aged women, for they are subtle and quick to anger No DMs because Bluesky won't let me. 🏊‍♀️ 🐈‍⬛️ 📚 🦅 🧶🎓🧪 ⚽️💙 🇬🇧🐝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah so it looks like Man City did cheat. Pretty gutted. But then Stuff Happened IRL to remind me it's only a stoodip game. Too much fucking perspective.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A swim in the Atlantic followed by a chippy tea. September afternoons don't get much better than this.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mind the gaps, mind the gaps #MCFC #MCWFC #CITEH
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Belated What I Read In August. Highlights: - "Your Inner Fish" by @neilshubin.bsky.social - "The Blackhouse" by @authorpetermay.bsky.social - "A Perfect Spy" - a reread, one of my favourite LeCarre Not sure what to make of "On The Calculation Of Volume" but will read book 2 #BookSky
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just about to head to the Joie for the first time this WSL season, can't wait! " #MCWFC #CMONCITEH
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh yay another holiday starting off with waiting in the Other Countries passport queue because FUCKING BREXIT. There should be a special "look, I voted remain" queue.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
joys of getting older: spending the afternoon on the phone to sort out your holiday insurance so you don't up as a Daily Mail Sad Face person whose claim got turned down
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Things that will be outlawed when I rule the world #371: stand up padle boards
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
People of #Clacton, you know what to do. Vote early. Vote often. Vote #Binface
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
20% voted for Dumbledore in this @teachertapp.bsky.social poll. Can't beleivrr1 in 5 teachers want this safeguarding nightmare working in their school!
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Teaching things once is Not Enough. I know all the students I teach learn to read an analogue clock in primary but when they get to me they can't because they don't regularly use the skill after that. Same with swimming, one set of lessons in Year 4 is not gong to make a confident swimmer.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today in 1) No Shit, Sherlock 2) Schools Must Fix Everything Children from disadvantaged, backgrounds less likely to leave school able to swim. Want Schools to get kids swimming? You have to take stuff out of the curriculum to make time for it throughout primary www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Schools with more disadvantaged children missing swimming target
How is your school doing on teaching pupils life-saving swimming skills in the English curriculum?
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Had to take @sirisaacnewtoncat.bsky.social to the vet this week as he was (very uncharacteristically) off his food. Vet couldn't find anything wrong and thinks he's stressed. Yes just look at the poor stressed animal who now gobbles down the special snowflake fancy cat food #caturday
Face of a black cat lying on a pink surface
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Alom Shaha @alomshaha.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Book lovers! I think some of you would love to support this in any way you can - Aine is trying to raise a relatively modest amount of money to get new books for a school library. She’s about half way to her target and it would be amazing to meet it with your help
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Really enjoying reading @neilshubin.bsky.social "Your Inner Fish" - evolutionary biology is fascinating and even better if there's lots of geology included. I've just discovered that teeth came before bones!
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What I read/listened to in July, via @thestorygraph.com Highlights: - "Project Hail Mary" audiobook, loved it, highly recommend - "Infinite Life" by @juleshoward.bsky.social - really interesting story of evolution of eggs - and now I know why mammals evolved to not lay them! #booksky 💙📚
Book cover collage from The Storygraph
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dissolvable nicotine. In a range of fruity flavours. Being promoted at Wetherby services! How can this even be legal?
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bloody hell. Early doors for argy bargy.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah OK so they beat the Vikings but they might still have to take on the French and we know how that goes #1066 #ABE
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Things that will be illegal when I rule the world no. 3428: those pedalling beer music bus things that you get in tourist cities and have now started turning up in my city.
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In a world that's never been more divided, it's been uplifting during the World Cup to see us all put our differences to one side and come together to celebrate something joyous. Ronaldo tears.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Does anyone know the Portuguese for Schadenfreude? [she asked, while adding fresh Tears of Ronaldo to yesterday's Tears of Neymar, with a dash of Tears of B. Fernandes] #PORESP #WorldVup
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One must have a heart of stone to see the tears of Neymar without laughing. #BRANOR #WorldCup
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well this all looks legitimate, fair and above board. Another triumph for #FIFA #WorldVup
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What I read in June, via @thestorygraph.com #BookSky
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me at 3pm: I am knackered after staying up for that #GERPAN penalty shoot out last night. I will definitely be in bed by 10 tonight. Me at 10 tonight: ooh #FRASWE #WorldCup
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"No attemp to play the ball there, Pat" "Actutially I think there was an attempt to play the ball, it was just a rubbish one" Gotta love Pat Nevin on co-comms #GERPAR
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh well. Stupid game anyway.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
lunch duty today at my (English) school, wearing my Scotland bucket. Random Student walks past singing "We know we ain't no Argetina!" so of course I'm "But we got John McGinn" and we do a No Scotland No Party duet and then he just walks off. I think it's A Sign 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 youtu.be/-qSVBY08VoA?...
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No Scotland No Party Music Video (World Cup 2026 Edition) by Nick Morgan
YouTube video by Nick Morgan Music
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Setting up my most important goal for today in my #Finch app
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I'm sure all the loyal patriots have put on their best black gear and are on their way to DUP HQ to SaV3 aR kiDz and ar woMMEn
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It is a very long time since I studied Richard II for A-level English Lit, but tonight I am imagining Starmer walking the battlements of Flint Castle
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I blame myself. I forgot to wear my lucky Scotland pyjamas the night before the match. #SCOMAR
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
WE. ARE. TOPOFTHEGROUP #Scotland #NoScotlandNoParty #WorldCup
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Stop talking about Scottish goalkeepers. It's bringing me out in a cold sweat.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Listening to BBC Radio Scotland for the Big Match Build Up (11 21 min to go). They were discussing the vexed question of goalkeeper choices (Gunn vs Gordon) with Prof David MacMillan. You don't get Nobel prize winning chemists giving selection analysis on 5 Live #HAISCO #WorldCup #NoScotlandNoParty
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Because the UK was such a paradise before the Forriners arrived in their little boats. Particularly Belfast, renowned for being crime free.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
So Bluesky, what are we doing about the World Cup (men's football)? #WorldCup ? #FIFAWorldCup ? #USA2026 ?
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Michael Gove is not allowed to be Scottish. Or like football. Or be on my fucking tv talking about Scotland in the World Cup. Particularly when I'm with my mum and not allowed to swear at the slimey fucking fucker.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"The Musgroves had had the ill fortune of a very troublesome, hopeless son, and the good fortune to lose him before he reached his twentieth year". Jane Austen was such a bitch. I love her. #BookSky 💙📚 #JaneAusten #Persuasion
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What I read/listened to in May (via @thestorygraph.com ) #BookSky
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
On our way to see @letsdoubledutch.bsky.social in Mcr, getting the Nederlandish vibe on by wearing orange and cycling to the venue
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I am doing my best to bring this heatwave to an end by getting my summer clothes out of storage. #HeatwaveUK
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Now reading "Infinite Life" by @juleshoward.bsky.social trying to answer the best question a kid I teach has ever asked me (one I can't believe I never asked myself) "Why did mammals evolve to not lay eggs?" #BookSky 💙📚 #TeacherLife #Evolution
Cover of Infinite Life by Jules Howard
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I have fallen out with this author because they describe slides being examined at 200 % magnification. Which just means 2x magnification but I think they meant 200x magnification and it's just Annoying. Do better, popular science writers.
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Obrigado, pequeno génio português!
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audreym @audm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Very dusty in my living room 😢
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Manchester City @mancity.com · 22/05/2026
The Greatest.
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