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Brenda Scott Wlazlo

@audiobookbrenda.bsky.social
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🎭 Award winning actor and audiobook narrator 🎧 Disability advocate 🤟 blue dot 🔵 Humor is my defense mechanism. She/Her

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Jonetta | Blue Mood Café @bluemoodcafe.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Happy Publication Day! Dead of Night by Lisa Gray @lisagraywriter @audiobookbrenda @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social @brilliancepublishing @netgalley #DeadOfNight
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Dead of Night by Lisa Gray @lisagraywriter @audiobookbrenda @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social @brilliancepublishing #DeadOfNight
the setup… It’s been six months since bestselling mystery writer Serena Winters’ partner died in a freak accident and has yet to write a single word towards her next novel. Thinking a change of scenery might help, she rents a cliffside home in Seaton Park, located on the California coast. Serena learns upon arrival that the house has an interesting history.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This aged well.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
A lot of you never read “The Emperor’s New Clothes” and it shows.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Zelenskyy and Ukraine, I’m sorry.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Oh so we’re okay with changing the names of things to better fit our identity when it’s a non sentient body of water or an island we absolutely have no ownership of. But pronouns are too hard to remember… cool cool cool cool cool…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If only there was someplace we could listen to the lyrics again…. 🤔 #kendriclamarhalftimeshow
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I need a reset for a second. Here is an adorable ginger baby and a dog who has made it his mission to bodyguard said baby.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE?!????
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Ya’ll, I think I may have become a pessimist.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My husband and I have been winding down at night watching YouTube’s of life in the Middle Ages. That story again- we escape from current reality learning about life where the average age was 41 cuz it’s more wholesome than ::gestures at everything::
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Anyone else getting severe anxiety before they turn on the news. I’ve moved past white knuckling and straight into butt pucker of doom.
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Angelica R. Jackson @angelicarjackson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
For those who enjoy #audiobooks, my Faerie Crossed series titles are all on audio! The 1st, Crow's Rest, won an IBPA silver award. They are available through most outlets; right now the cheapest to buy is Apple at $6.99 & Kobo at $8.99. If your library doesn't have it, you can request. #UF #YA
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
There are those who own their entire birthday season, some their birthday month. Me: You seriously can have the whole of January back - I don’t even need the one day.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I feel like every psychic and astrologer on TikTok owes me an apology.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Let's Gooo! techcrunch.com/2025/01/15/b...
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Exclusive: Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta's social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The hell hath no fury moment meta is experiencing right now is reinstating my belief in humanity.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Watching the “fluff story” at the end of the news right now is like: “This woman who lost everything is weaving blankets out of her own hair to help other homeless people who’s Go Fund Me’s aren’t enough to cover their surprise out of network medical bills during a natural disaster” I can’t.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Spending my Saturday afternoon rolling out my back before folding laundry is the most “40” thing I can think of. To say I’ve embraced my new decade is an understatement.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Happy convicted felon sentencing day!
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Me: I always “should have” Therapist: I’m hearing you should yourself Me: yeah- and there’s no Imodium for that. Therapist: ….. Me: …. Therapist: .. ok
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Honestly at this point, the ocean and air aliens have my allegiance. The bar is pretty low - they can’t run things any worse. Anyway hail to the galaxy gods.
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Every time I decide I can handle the news again- I’m proven so so very wrong. 😑
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Damian Barr @damianbarr.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I wrote this during Covid and it keeps finding its way back to me because, guess what, inequality is only getting worse. www.damianbarr.com/same-storm
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Same Storm — Damian Barr
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
We’ve given my 9 month old every assortment of plushy, lovey, cuddle creature, stuffed animal and blanket. Do you know what he has chosen as his can’t-go-to-sleep-without item? Dear reader, it’s a burp cloth.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Sometimes you find yourself a REALLY good used cat and oh man that’s the good stuff right there
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
No one: Me: The “12 days of Christmas” is a little top heavy on the poultry.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Turns out, when you say someone is “woke,” it tells me nothing about them but absolutely everything about you.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Things I’d love to leave in 2024. … the does audiobooks count as reading troupe for engagement on social media.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My nephew wished someone “nothing but Monday’s” and honestly- that’s an Olympian level insult that is immediately going into my rep.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Welp- this sums up the next four years.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Watching sports ball all day today and meeting my quota of “conversation starters for normies” for the next 12 months.
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Sarah Mead Leonard @smeadleonard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Target is selling some M&S Christmas stuff this year, and I spent so long staring at this bag trying to parse its geography. Why is there a bus on what appears to be a pedestrian area? Why is Tower Bridge perpendicular to the other bridges?? It’s gotta be AI, right?
A reusable shopping bag with a nonsensical illustration of Tower Bridge and the riverside in the snow.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This might be my silver lining take because staring at the abyss is hurting my eyes.. but… What if the Confefe crusader tears apart everything so throughly, in 4 years, we don’t have to remodel, we get to build?
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Travis Baldree @travisbaldree.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you'd like to publish your book without enriching four entities that emerged from the bio-jelly of a thousand pulped tech-bros, you could scan this writeup I put together on self publishing Legends & Lattes, which cost less than 5k and involved human artists and editors medium.com/@travisbaldr...
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Self Published Book Launch A-Z
I recently released Legends & Lattes, my first full novel, on 2/22/22. Let’s discuss the whole process, end to end, with numbers!
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April Doty @aprildoty.com · 25/11/2024
Looking for audiobook #narrators to follow? Here's 150! Also inside this pack is a feed for audiobook narrators. Useful for #publishers indie #authors 🪐📚 #audiobookproducers #humanvoicesonly 💙📚 #writingcommunity go.bsky.app/51MFYsp
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
go.bsky.app/TrnrHXj I made an audiobook industry starter pack- it’s just the beginning. Message me and I’ll add you in!
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This headline again: “ Fast fashion for vanity project books!”
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A post on #bluesky is called a “Skeet”? …really? 😬 Did no millennial show up to this meeting? …can we vote for other options?
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I got an audiobook review that’s titled “terrible narrator” and for a second thought ☹️. Until, I clicked on “Tina” and saw her other reviews. She hates EVERY narrator; often berates them telling them she couldn’t stand the book because of them. ..Maybe audiobooks aren’t for you, girl. Grab a hug.
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Sara Nović @novicsara.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Optimist: the cup is 1/2 full Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty Deaf ppl: I filled the cup and forgot to turn the sink off and now the house is half full 💀
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half emplty Audiobook Narrator: okay but who’s POV is the glass? Is it a nonfiction glass or more of a lit fic? Where did the glass grow up geographically. Glass accent or American standard? Also I found a typo.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Them: But like, on a scale of “exhausted” are you “I didn’t sleep well last night due to patriarchal existential dread?” Or like the dreaded “my baby doesn’t know how to self soothe and is teething how do are they this awake at 4am” tired? Me: …That
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I thought I had made it. Mark Hamill followed me on Bluesky. But it was a fake account. Funny how that kicks up MY imposter syndrome. For the good of the collective, this is his real handle. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social. In the meantime, keep dreaming big kids. One day.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The Venn diagram question is who likes books AND penguins 🐧?
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Sheady Omahrt @sheadyomahrt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hell hath no fury like a teething babe.
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Brenda Scott Wlazlo @audiobookbrenda.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’m going through my Xmas decorations and found the 2018 dumpster fire ornament and the 2020 “f*ck snowflake” and I thinking fondly of when we were summer children.
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