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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the way I biblically need tomdaya to do two strangers carry a cake
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this cornell shit makes me feel fucking awful and all I can do his is hope and pray that Jane Doe is safe now and those men will get what they deserve
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just read the phrase “The Brony-fication of Carly Rae Jepsen” and snorted so hard I choked on my coffee
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me and Ira screaming over archives of trevosa
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It feels like all I do is talk about gilded thrones and controlled ketamine therapy lately
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Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Our feature artist/tutorial for today is this WONDERFUL & ESSENTIAL page on the placement of BODY FAT on figures by the talented @marinscos! REAL BODY SHAPE VARIETY is a part of what makes us all beautiful, and that should be reflected in our art. I LOVE this. #ART #anime #ARTIST
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my sister and I were playing “he’s a 10 but…” and then she went “damn this is hard cause you tolerate so much horrific shit cause you love them”
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you know what’s so embarrassing? I went to the chat of my high school crush’s (now deleted) ig account and this is what’s there
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
house sitting means 1000xresist and slay the princess only and idky
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I deny causing any psychological damage” meanwhile my fourth psych ward discharge
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Bards of New York @bardsofnewyork.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But ✨blonde✨😈😈
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every time Lücan looks at Caska in @bardsofnewyork.bsky.social all I can think of is this fucking face
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dumb gripe but it’s so stupid that Peter Parker couldn’t have gone in to see the show when he was late after curtains up cause MJ’s character doesn’t appear til Act 2. He coulda made it to the show.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Worth reiterating every time that this is not some cancel-culture purity test: JK Rowling has pledged more than a billion dollars of her Harry Potter money towards bankrolling anti-trans lawsuits. This finances that.
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Nicholas Hoult In 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart - Excl.
Nicholas Hoult has joined Season 2 of HBO Max's 'Harry Potter. He will play Gilderoy Lockhart, portrayed in the second movie by Kenneth Branagh.
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
HOLY SHIT the other bennett sister is on britbox
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The memory of Megan laughing hysterically at the line “Colin’s been hit by a bus!” while we watched Starter for 10 just flashed in my mind and life was simpler when it was just ggbth honestly
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
remembering taking my ex to t&t the first time and he said “it’s like the one aisle but it’s the whole store”. I am more cautious dating white men now.
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 21/07/2026
Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]
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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.
The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049The Toronto skyline from right now
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
that’s a wrap on our fringe show and another afternoon at the club
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
there’s new management at the convenience store and the lady at the till asked me for my id
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
must be so nice to be white and not fear going to the states
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’ve had one or two dreams where I am believed and I’ve woken up crying
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Catch me playing my switch at the rave lmfao
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
congee queen theeeee spot for post wedding brunch
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
there’s a Type of Guy who will be awesome to you while he can gain clout for Supporting you. Once you expect to be heard, hired and paid like an equal, you will be jettisoned for more grateful and impressionable women
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“He’s like if Jamie Dornan was from Montreal”
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
(I’ve listened to like 30 hours of play in like three days)
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 17/04/2026
BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have truly just been crashing out over @bardsofnewyork.bsky.social for the last 48 hours
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
When the man at the ice cream store reminds me that rocky road ice cream has marshmallows because of the “allergens” but did nothing to mention the peanuts in it.
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“You know this man is gonna overlap this new girl with his current girl” “That’s like the first trait of that skin of man”
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“Yo is that how Brie is spelled?” “How did you think it was spelled?” “B-R-E-E” “Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
the best part about having ptsd is always being in the psych ward
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
“then YOU throw a lemon at your boyfriend”
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
after nearly two weeks in Japan I find a fucking mudkip in the gd eaton centre
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
louder for ppl in the back: cops should require law degrees to enforce the law
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
songs about jane is one of the best albums since 2000 easily
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
agonizing knowing tea that would make your old gc pop off
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
they’re playing “casual” in this Denny’s and I feel like I’m in a fever dream
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
oh my god
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture"Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
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James Pratt @rattfinks.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
YOU, WITH THE PULSE, DID YOU HEAR? AMANDA 3! OUT NOW! FOREVER! GO CHECK IT OUT! AHHHHH!
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The urge to tell anyone who will listen that being on a roller coaster is the most meditative place in the world.
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
“Dude, I found out the mayonnaise went off in a really rough way”
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Even if no one has my back, Gmail reminding me to attach a document when I said I did but then forgot will always have my back.
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Cora Harrington @cora.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
"Unlike other industries, these dresses cannot be made in the United States," the National Bridal Retailers Association wrote earlier this year in a lobbying letter, "as there is zero labor pool of skilled craftsmen that can hand-bead gowns with as many as 200,000 sequins, beads, and crystals."
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🐝 ✨ @audcob.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
happy gay!
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