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Atty. Chris.

@attychris.bsky.social
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I’m a lawyer. I like fire, ancient languages, and soccer. Milwaukee.

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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can’t wait to buy my $470 fighter jet from Temu.
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China allegedly intercepted UPS-shipped F-35 parts after employee missed email warning — worker decided to divert through Hong Kong to speed up delivery
Freight forwarder’s instructions might not have even got to the UPS agent, say insiders.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ben Harper’s Live from Mars is one of the best albums of all time. Disagree? Come fight me.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve got a feeeeelin somebody’s watching meeeee 🎵 🎶
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I absolutely LOVE the fact that Google is hijacking my e-mail address, my TV subscription, and my thermostat unless I give them a copy of my driver’s license to confirm my identity… even though they have had my payment information for years. #googlesucks
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Stephen Colbert Fudge Yourself
ALT: Stephen Colbert Fudge Yourself
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@brokenbatbrew.bsky.social Beer check. 🍻
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Your support network runs deeper than you can imagine, no matter who you are.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Where am I?
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That time I got booked for having too much style.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who’s going to invite me to my first Omegaball game?
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Nirvana lasted longer than the Confederacy.” Ouch.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
NO WONDER I CAN’T FIND ANYONE TO SELL ME A BEER 🤣🤣
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What other throwback albums do I need to throw on? So far I’ve got Lucky Boys Confusion, Beastie Boys, Oasis, Our Lady Peace, and Radiohead to power me through work today. I need more.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
*fake shocked face*
reuters.com
Capital One says it closed Trump Organization's accounts after anti-money laundering probe
The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to Trump's family business.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
German beer and appealable issues are the perfect fix for a bad hearing.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hoooooo boy! The title of my reply brief is five lines long. Judge is gonna love this.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I bet my favorite obscure sport is more obscure than your favorite obscure sport.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Voxxclub squeeeeeee
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Cool, your kids train wearing soccer cleats but can they train wearing lederhosen?
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@anyuse.bsky.social except for The Spice Girls.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
PROST!!
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You know you’re winning at life when your 2-year-old is singing Radiohead…
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
DID YOU KNOW? Beastie Boys’ License to Ill was released nearly 40 years ago? Better start picking out your funeral plot.
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The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
ALT: The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This game is bananas!!!
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
MISSING: ARGENTINA LAST SEEN: OPENING CEREMONY, WORLD CUP FINAL
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Missing In Action (M.I.A.)
ALT: Missing In Action (M.I.A.)
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LFGGGGGGG!!!
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Golden FIFA World Cup Trophy with Flames
ALT: Golden FIFA World Cup Trophy with Flames
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m gonna start printing off a bunch of fake business cards that have @anyuse.bsky.social’s contact info on it and telling other lawyers to contact my lawyer when they do something slap-worthy.
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Barney Stinson's Slaptastic Moment in HIMYM
ALT: Barney Stinson's Slaptastic Moment in HIMYM
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
To crush a ball in a small stadium built in the parking lot of a MLB stadium is the dream.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This Canadian wildfire smoke is really screwing with my life rn.
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Mr. Garrison: Canadians Can't Do This!
ALT: Mr. Garrison: Canadians Can't Do This!
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
TIL that we’re such frequent flyers at our local sub shop that they just yell CHRIS IS HERE when I drive up to the door to get my order
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Technically, Wisconsin courts aren’t required to issue scheduling orders. Slightly ironic that the counties that have docket control problems tend to be the ones that don’t issue any as a matter of course. So frustrating.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Nothing like Facebook reminding you about dead relatives by celebrating your friendship with their accounts.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Is Mitch McConnell alive? Where is the proof of life?
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Mitch McConnell Smiling in Office
ALT: Mitch McConnell Smiling in Office
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
QUICK 4TH OF JULY ME
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
LFGGGGGGGG!!!!!
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Slow. Down.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Whoever is responsible for this needs to be punched in the throat.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Who says baseball isn’t art?
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yeah, that was a good game. #usmntftw
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Look at that swamp.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I kid you not—this was the ad at the Brewers game! #notreallybuttrussclubsucks @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
LET’S GOOOOOOOO
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This a thousand times.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Always worth the reminder.
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
THIS IS A TRAGEDY
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
GO BREWERS!! (from the mouth of a recovering Cardinals fan)
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
ToeJam & Earl was such a bitchin’ game.
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Sega Genesis Toejam & Earl Title Screen
ALT: Sega Genesis Toejam & Earl Title Screen
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Am I the only one who thinks Bleachers’ dirty wedding dress is a complete banger??
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Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If I ever become President, my first official act will be to pass a law requiring streaming services to specifically segregate Christmas music from their general catalogues unless it’s Christmas time or the user opts in. Full stop. If I get another song about seeing you at Christmas one more time…
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