Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You should bring it back. No more “respectfully” for the Court. You have your thing now. Use it. 000
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s normal in Wisconsin; it isn’t normal in Iowa. 👀 020
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Can’t wait to buy my $470 fighter jet from Temu.tomshardware.comChina allegedly intercepted UPS-shipped F-35 parts after employee missed email warning — worker decided to divert through Hong Kong to speed up deliveryFreight forwarder’s instructions might not have even got to the UPS agent, say insiders. 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026But what if you call something “phat” in a late 1990s e-mail… that’s okay, right? RIGHT?? 120
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ben Harper’s Live from Mars is one of the best albums of all time. Disagree? Come fight me. 000
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Go to the bars and then at 3:30 AM find yourself sitting in a booth in George Webb’s slamming some eggs and pancakes. 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Massachusetts has only had since 1620 to develop this idea. I mean, come on. 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh, Massachusetts.static.klipy.comMan's Exasperated FacepalmALT: Man's Exasperated Facepalm 110
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Does counsel get to void dire in MA or is it Court-only? 330
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Contact the ICC: this is a crime against humanity. 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’ve got a feeeeelin somebody’s watching meeeee 🎵 🎶 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yes. And it was amazing. A Hail Mary that landed, if you will. 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I absolutely LOVE the fact that Google is hijacking my e-mail address, my TV subscription, and my thermostat unless I give them a copy of my driver’s license to confirm my identity… even though they have had my payment information for years. #googlesucksstatic.klipy.comStephen Colbert Fudge YourselfALT: Stephen Colbert Fudge Yourself 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Stop it with your logic and common sense and all that. 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Go pet a puppy and come back with a different answer. 120
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If I see one more attorney write a paper on a topic that happened weeks earlier that has also been the subject of 4,700 other people commenting similarly, I’m walking into the hot springs at Yosemite.static.klipy.comI'll Allow ItALT: I'll Allow It 020
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026LinkedIn content is turning into recycled garbage. Prove me wrong. 150
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Comedic genius, I tell ya! I rolled my eyes the first time my Latin teacher decided to show it to us. Loved it ever since!! 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sounds accurate. Do you need to add an extra .1 for the time you spent searching for your switchblade? 110
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You yelled at that guy for 1.2, did that thing you do for 4.7, and fixed some other issues for the remainder of the week. You’re welcome. 120
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Yeah, he doesn’t know. Someone should catch him up to speed on the culture. Poor guy. 120
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A bin of weiners. I wouldn’t expect any differently. 😆 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation: 010
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I would be confused, wondering when you got admitted to one of my jurisdictions? 011
Atty. Chris. @attychris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026static.klipy.comGet Off My Lawn: Old Man Shakes FistALT: Get Off My Lawn: Old Man Shakes Fist 010
