iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

It’s actually crazy how I got medicated and stopped feeling compelled to make social media posts.

eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

moment of silence for the guys in high school who couldn’t understand that the girl they were in to DID NOT want to receive photos from their big titty anime girl folder.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

stumbled in to coal mining videos and now I’m feeling claustrophobic as fuck.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

my excitement when I found out the villain of Conjuring 3 is satanists.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Had a crazy dream last night that I was an FBI agent tryna help catch Tony Soprano, and then out of nowhere me and the other agents were tasked with performing an unrelated talent show and I had to write a song to do on stage. It was a disaster. We never got Tony.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I have mixed feelings on the new Sabrina Carpenter album but getting Coleman Domingo to wear drag for your music video is healing for my soul

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Telling my dad this is Yorgos and seeing how long he believes me.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

popped off like a bad bitch today.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

when I don’t hit my 10,000 steps before bed so I just pace around my apartment and listen to a podcast.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

just had the most insane dream where I was in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy. Not getting in to further details cause I forgot how horny that show can be.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

damn they even got the AI making sushi now

a restaurant sign that reads AI Sushi & Grill

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

didn’t realize I could serve this much face.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I love Noah Wyle but I swear, Dr. Carter is really testing me. I want to smack that boy up the head so hard for his callousness.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

My favorite genre of movie are the ones where I watch them and think, “that’s how I would’ve made it”. Not to say I have the skill it would take to make Shin Godzilla, but god damn that’s everything I’ve ever wanted a Godzilla movie to be. Thank you Anno, you insane bastard.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I’m tempted to try and cram the entirety of Downtown Abbey in before the final movie comes out in theaters but I honestly don’t know if I have that kind of resolve.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I haven’t stepped on a scale in so long, so imagine my surprise when I’m about thirty pounds lighter than what I estimated. This is why I told people for years I have no ability to perceive weight. If I’m gonna get it wrong, at least you can trust that it’s lower than whatever I say. Usually.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Tomorrow is day one of lexapro. Wish me luck.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I might need to just walk away from Bluesky for a couple months because anytime a Taylor Swift rollout happens, even despite having her name muted, I still get pushed so many accounts talking about her promos and tracklist and I just, do not care, even a little.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

my favorite genre of YouTube video is people pretending they’ve never heard Radiohead, and you can tell when it’s a genuine reaction, cause there’s nothing like opening your third eye and understanding Radiohead for the first time.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I don’t think I like Tampopo (1985) as much as everyone else but god damn does it make me hungry.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

was watching Southland Tales on the first date too much? my bad.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

It’s official babes, your girl has been diagnosed with ADHD. Also my psychiatrist is such a gentlemen, thanks Dr. Aaron.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

look buddy, I don't appreciate being called a bitch, but the accidental gender affirmation kinda hits so, we can let this one slide.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

It should be illegal to take a photo with a guitar if you don’t know how to play it yet here I am.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

nothing like an impromptu photoshoot at 11pm to get one better photo for my bluesky pfp.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

as a big foreheaded girlie: no you can not throw darts at it

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I appreciate that the military losers can’t help but include a photo of them in their uniform on their dating profiles. It’s so kind of them to wave their red flags proudly and spare me the time.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

society crumbled the moment we failed to ban MMOs on a federal level.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

“I don’t know if my husband will have the wheat harvest ready by October 8th, I may need to reschedule.” An actual call I just got at work and it may be the best call I’ve ever gotten.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Finally starting Neon Genesis again, and man is it so damn good. A few of the opening episodes settled lower for me but Hedgehog’s Dilemma is still far and away one of the best episodes of animated television I’ve ever seen.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Yesterday at the movie theater was a rollercoaster for my sapphic heart. Alison Brie, Gloria Swanson, and Pamela Anderson. I was flipping through the rolodex of icons and wiping up drool. God I love women.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

thinking about our queen today. I hope she passed her chemistry class.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

why does every conservative fart from the aughts that was getting mad at adult content on television look they’ve never once gotten laid?

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Had the most insane dream last night where I basically had a sentient pet rose that was constantly tryna whip me with its vines and acting like a general menace. I’m assuming this was the plot to Little Shop of Horrors just entering my subconscious and tormenting me in my dreams.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

It should be a hate crime that women were ever asked to do jumping jacks. That’s a man’s exercise.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

omg my spaghetti tops finally fit

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Taking a shot every time my dad says “both sides” while talking to him on the phone about Eddington. ☠️

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I’m 90% sure my mom is slowly realizing that all the things she flagged thinking that I might be gay man were actually the flags that I was a woman

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I asked, "Why, looking back at the times when I felt lowest and most needed your help, was there only one line of wonderful secrets in the sand?" And he said to me, "My friend, it was then that I ordered you murdered in prison."

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I’m not intimidated by women smarter than me I just hate disappointing them

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I’ve started commissioning art for a few of my characters and let me tell you, Pandora’s box has literally opened, I’m playing with action figures now.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

going out of my Monica Vitti phase and into my Gloria Swanson phase. Whatever that says about me is fucked.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

can’t believe I grew up only seeing this man on a beach and in a black tank top for six years, just so he could end up a fucking zaddy. Naveen 😭😭

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

looking up pricing on laser hair removal. I could just run through a fire right?

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

it’s 2025 and they’re still blowing up Grey-Sloan Memorial Hospital

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I don’t think the cute girl at the gas station realizes what she did to me when she complimented my eyes today. I’m sure she was just being complimentive, and I’d never flirt with a stranger in their place of work, but queen gave me wings for the next hour.

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

“Another car seat headrest record is way too long sir.”

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

getting my estrogen refilled on international women’s day is so slay

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eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

It wouldn’t be Oscar season if I wasn’t picking beef about the frontrunner.

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