eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 31/10/2025It’s actually crazy how I got medicated and stopped feeling compelled to make social media posts. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 10/09/2025moment of silence for the guys in high school who couldn’t understand that the girl they were in to DID NOT want to receive photos from their big titty anime girl folder. 010
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 10/09/2025stumbled in to coal mining videos and now I’m feeling claustrophobic as fuck. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 07/09/2025my excitement when I found out the villain of Conjuring 3 is satanists. 010
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Had a crazy dream last night that I was an FBI agent tryna help catch Tony Soprano, and then out of nowhere me and the other agents were tasked with performing an unrelated talent show and I had to write a song to do on stage. It was a disaster. We never got Tony. 010
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 29/08/2025I have mixed feelings on the new Sabrina Carpenter album but getting Coleman Domingo to wear drag for your music video is healing for my soul 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Telling my dad this is Yorgos and seeing how long he believes me. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 27/08/2025when I don’t hit my 10,000 steps before bed so I just pace around my apartment and listen to a podcast. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 25/08/2025just had the most insane dream where I was in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy. Not getting in to further details cause I forgot how horny that show can be. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 20/08/2025her and Parker Posey in that movie have me feeling so sapphic 010
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 20/08/2025ngl thought your profile pic was Hope Davis from Daytrippers. You look stunning. 110
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I love Noah Wyle but I swear, Dr. Carter is really testing me. I want to smack that boy up the head so hard for his callousness. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 18/08/2025My favorite genre of movie are the ones where I watch them and think, “that’s how I would’ve made it”. Not to say I have the skill it would take to make Shin Godzilla, but god damn that’s everything I’ve ever wanted a Godzilla movie to be. Thank you Anno, you insane bastard. 020
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I’m tempted to try and cram the entirety of Downtown Abbey in before the final movie comes out in theaters but I honestly don’t know if I have that kind of resolve. 010
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 15/08/2025you’re crazy for this Emily, everyone knows it’s 11>13>12. 010
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I haven’t stepped on a scale in so long, so imagine my surprise when I’m about thirty pounds lighter than what I estimated. This is why I told people for years I have no ability to perceive weight. If I’m gonna get it wrong, at least you can trust that it’s lower than whatever I say. Usually. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I might need to just walk away from Bluesky for a couple months because anytime a Taylor Swift rollout happens, even despite having her name muted, I still get pushed so many accounts talking about her promos and tracklist and I just, do not care, even a little. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Glad someone is acknowledging it. I deleted the app last week after getting several misogynistic substacks that I don’t even follow promoted to my notifications. Genuinely a little disappointing to see the platform lose sight of itself that deeply. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 14/08/2025my favorite genre of YouTube video is people pretending they’ve never heard Radiohead, and you can tell when it’s a genuine reaction, cause there’s nothing like opening your third eye and understanding Radiohead for the first time. 010
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I don’t think I like Tampopo (1985) as much as everyone else but god damn does it make me hungry. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 13/08/2025was watching Southland Tales on the first date too much? my bad. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 12/08/2025It’s official babes, your girl has been diagnosed with ADHD. Also my psychiatrist is such a gentlemen, thanks Dr. Aaron. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 12/08/2025look buddy, I don't appreciate being called a bitch, but the accidental gender affirmation kinda hits so, we can let this one slide. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 11/08/2025It should be illegal to take a photo with a guitar if you don’t know how to play it yet here I am. 100
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 11/08/2025nothing like an impromptu photoshoot at 11pm to get one better photo for my bluesky pfp. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 11/08/2025as a big foreheaded girlie: no you can not throw darts at it 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I appreciate that the military losers can’t help but include a photo of them in their uniform on their dating profiles. It’s so kind of them to wave their red flags proudly and spare me the time. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 08/08/2025society crumbled the moment we failed to ban MMOs on a federal level. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 06/08/2025“I don’t know if my husband will have the wheat harvest ready by October 8th, I may need to reschedule.” An actual call I just got at work and it may be the best call I’ve ever gotten. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Finally starting Neon Genesis again, and man is it so damn good. A few of the opening episodes settled lower for me but Hedgehog’s Dilemma is still far and away one of the best episodes of animated television I’ve ever seen. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Yesterday at the movie theater was a rollercoaster for my sapphic heart. Alison Brie, Gloria Swanson, and Pamela Anderson. I was flipping through the rolodex of icons and wiping up drool. God I love women. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 05/08/2025thinking about our queen today. I hope she passed her chemistry class. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 29/07/2025i have 0 aspirations to be a successful screenwriter but if I ever do, I hope I get to pitch HBO the three-season Hunger Games adaption that I’ve always felt the books truly deserved to be realized through. You brought up Gilroy, and it’s true, in a post Andor world we crave more revolution content. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 29/07/2025yeah that’s right L. Brent Bozell III, I’m calling you a virgin. 000
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 29/07/2025why does every conservative fart from the aughts that was getting mad at adult content on television look they’ve never once gotten laid? 100
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Had the most insane dream last night where I basically had a sentient pet rose that was constantly tryna whip me with its vines and acting like a general menace. I’m assuming this was the plot to Little Shop of Horrors just entering my subconscious and tormenting me in my dreams. 010
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 27/07/2025It should be a hate crime that women were ever asked to do jumping jacks. That’s a man’s exercise. 010
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Taking a shot every time my dad says “both sides” while talking to him on the phone about Eddington. ☠️ 010
eve cook @attheeve.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I’m 90% sure my mom is slowly realizing that all the things she flagged thinking that I might be gay man were actually the flags that I was a woman 000
